To buy beer or not?

Birneybau

Cons: have to put on outdoor clothes.

Pros: beer.

So, what should I do? I must also mention off-licence is right across the road from me.

catallus

Well, what are you wearing right now?

For Forks Sake

Birneybau wrote: »

Cons: have to put on outdoor clothes.

Pros: beer.

So, what should I do? I must also mention off-licence is right across the road from me.

You lazy bastid. Put on the minimum amount of clothing necessary to avoid the public indecency laws and go get beer.

gerrybbadd

But... Its beer. Go on, sling on some slacks. Mines 6 bottle of Corona while you're over there

conorh91

You'll have massive regrets at 22:05 if you don't.

Even if you don't drink it, it's better to have it in the fridge, just in case.

Always have alcohol in the house as a rule… just in case.

Birneybau

catallus wrote: »

Well, what are you wearing right now?

Durty. Shorts, hoody, flip flops.

Birneybau

gerrybbadd wrote: »

But... Its beer. Go on, sling on some slacks. Mines 6 bottle of Corona while you're over there

I'll fill 6 bottles with fizzy water, you won't notice the difference ; )

statesaver

Man up for fúcks sake and get the beers in.

At 22.01 you'll regret not getting them in.

Bucklesman

Birneybau wrote: »

Durty. Shorts, hoody, flip flops.

It's not even cold. Get going lad.

The Diabolical Monocle

Just out of curiosity,

you aren't by any chance on .... the dole are you ?


Cause if you are you may cause the boards server to explode.

jester77

Just order beer delivery, problem solved.

Birneybau

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Just out of curiosity,

you aren't by any chance on .... the dole are you ?


Cause if you are you may cause the boards server to explode.

I'm on the dole twice. I'm an immagent see.

Duggy747

Get the beer because come 10:05pm you'll be saying "Why didn't I go get the beer!?! Oh God, I'm going to die of thirst!!!"

Birneybau

statesaver wrote: »

Man up for fúcks sake and get the beers in.

At 22.01 you'll regret not getting them in.

YES SIR!

howtomake

conorh91 wrote: »

You'll have massive regrets at 22:05 if you don't.

Exactly, you'll only be on here whinging at 22:05 about why you didn't get the beer instead of drunk posting at 23:00 (depending on how fast you drink, how much you weigh, what your tolerance is etc etc). Man de F up, people have no priorities any more.

Stanlex

What a stupid thread.

The Diabolical Monocle

Birneybau wrote: »

I'm on the dole twice. I'm an immagent see.

Error 404.


The server you tried to contact is leaving this fvcking country full of wasters.

jharr100

Stanlex wrote: »

What a stupid thread.

No its not

woodoo

Don't bother you'll be fresher tomorrow.

UCDVet

Beer is like 94-96% water.
Buy Whiskey. It's easier to carry and lasts longer.

magentis

woodoo wrote: »

Don't bother you'll be fresher tomorrow.

Jeeez there's always one:rolleyes:

ArtyC

The nanny state closing offys at 10 had the adverse effect on me. Now I bulk buy just in case!!

Go buy beer- just in case

Banjo String

Stanlex wrote: »

What a stupid thread.

Yeah, well so's your head.

Op, go get beer, extra man points if you go to offie with only your jocks on, but have your Micky hanging out of the side. See if anyone is kind enough to tell ya.

c_man

Well OP what did you get??

Birneybau

Stanlex wrote: »

What a stupid thread.

So's your face.

Anyway, beer bought.

Birneybau

Banjo String wrote: »

Yeah, well so's your head.

Op, go get beer, extra man points if you go to offie with only your jocks on, but have your Micky hanging out of the side. See if anyone is kind enough to tell ya.

Were you watching me?

Birneybau

c_man wrote: »

Well OP what did you get??

Not a great choice in the off license but a good deal on 8 cans of Heineken so I bought 8 cans of Heineken. Cue "Heineken is muck..."

Banjo String

Birneybau wrote: »

Were you watching me?

My sister works in an offie.

She just updated her twitter account,

OMFG Someone came in for beer in his y-fronts earlier little soldier hanging out the side.

#hunglikeahamster.

What beer did you buy, just to annoy potential beer snobs.

Birneybau

Banjo String wrote: »

My sister works in an offie.

She just updated her twitter account,



What beer did you buy, just to annoy potential beer snobs.

See above.

Also, not 'hung' like a hamster, that WAS a hamster! It must have crawled out while I was walking.

catallus

Heineken is a nice beer.

magentis

An immigrant drinking the heino :eek:
I thought that was just for the D4 heads with no taste.

Birneybau

magentis wrote: »

An immigrant drinking the heino :eek:
I thought that was just for the D4 heads with no taste.

I'm not actually an immigrant, I merely claimed to be as an ironic reply to a question put to me.

Banjo String

Heinos alright.

I have chillin like villains.

Perlenbacher, (been in fridge ages, 2 bottles)
Syvsturts (definitely spelt wrong) Lithuanian wheat beer (good stuff, 3 bottles)
And some good old coopers sparkling ale. (6 bottles)

Eeny meeny, miney mo.......

c_man

Birneybau wrote: »

Not a great choice in the off license but a good deal on 8 cans of Heineken so I bought 8 cans of Heineken. Cue "Heineken is muck..."

Good man. Aren't you glad you did it now? Imagine getting thirsty now and being caught without? Jesus I hate being caught.

magentis

Birneybau wrote: »

I'm not actually an immigrant, I merely claimed to be as an ironic reply to a question put to me.

Thats what i thought:pac:

c_man

For the record, I'm having some vodka (while browsing boards, wheres that alco test again?!) but it's ok because I'm heading out later.

Banjo String

c_man wrote: »

Good man. Aren't you glad you did it now? Imagine getting thirsty now and being caught without? Jesus I hate being caught.

When buying beer I always buy too much, purposely.

Nothing worse alright.

Birneybau

c_man wrote: »

Good man. Aren't you glad you did it now? Imagine getting thirsty now and being caught without? Jesus I hate being caught.

Ah yeah, Match Of The Day and some
'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' into the wee small hours.

c_man

Banjo String wrote: »

When buying beer I always buy too much, purposely.

It's not as if it'll get the chance to go off.

Ah good man OP, MOTD! Mah boardsie :cool:

Capt'n Midnight

catallus wrote: »

Heineken is a nice beer.

Aldi and especially Lidl have been doing deals recently. Decent beers at good prices.

It's worth trying what they have on special, have had some pleasant surprises.

This weeks is a Lidl XXL Perlenbacher, 8 x 500ml of for less than you'd get a pint of swill in a certain Temple Bar pub.

Tyskie is another they have on special every so often.


Compared to them Hino just isn't worth it.


Bit late now though , since they close at 9

Lapin

Op suggests there 'Cons' in relation to obtaining resources called beer.

Look -

Birneybau wrote: »

Cons:

Instant fail right there.


Fuk sake.

_Redzer_

Pfft.

To buy beer or not?

Christ.

catallus

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Pfft.

Christ.

You shouldn't take the LORD's name in vain.

Now that I think of it I haven't had a beer in three weeks!

_Redzer_

catallus wrote: »

You shouldn't take the LORD's name in vain.

Now that I think of it I haven't had a beer in three weeks!

Jesus can suck me off himself for all I care, as long as I get my pint.

catallus

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Jesus can suck me off himself for all I care, as long as I get my pint.

The forgiveness bestowed by his sacrifice comes not through oral satisfaction but instead by divine grace.

Are you saying you'd suck dick for a pint?!:pac:

biko

This thread should have had a 2 option poll.

_Redzer_

catallus wrote: »

The forgiveness bestowed by his sacrifice comes not through oral satisfaction but instead by divine grace.

Are you saying you'd suck dick for a pint?!:pac:

No, read my post again.

Plus, I don't think Jesus would be very good at giving head, so I'd have earned that pint just from enduring the act.

Bafucin

Birneybau wrote: »

Cons: have to put on outdoor clothes.

Pros: beer.

So, what should I do? I must also mention off-licence is right across the road from me.

I have put the important words in bold.

Go in PJS

DLMA23

You sir (OP), should be thrashed repeatedly about the head & torso with blunt instruments for having seeked contenance on such folly!

The eternal quest for good libations & fine ales to quaff in copious amounts, is a man's destiny

Begone with you to the ale house & mither us no more with your waffling

Lenin Skynard

conorh91 wrote: »

You'll have massive regrets at 22:05 if you don't.

statesaver wrote: »

At 22.01 you'll regret not getting them in.

howtomake wrote: »

Exactly, you'll only be on here whinging at 22:05 about why you didn't get the beer

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who faces that rotten feeling after 10pm when you were indecisive about beer.

Christ, that was a stupid law to bring in. I still don't understand the logic of it. We should really be pushing the politicians to reverse it.

catallus

_Redzer_ wrote: »

I don't think Jesus would be very good at giving head, so I'd have earned that pint just from enduring the act.

How could you possibly know that?!

You really are a "Glass half empty" kinda guy, aren't you?