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One in the bum, is it moral?

  • 22-08-2014 11:40pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Yay or nay? I dont care for it myself

    Do you like it in the bum? 37 votes

    Ohh yeeeahh bring on the chocolate starfish
    0% 0 votes
    Nayyyy one way street only
    62% 23 votes
    OOhhhhh baby i like it rawwww
    37% 14 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Two in the pink and one in the stink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Emmmmm......

    What? Moral? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    F5 F5 F5 F5

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Moral.....havent a clue!?
    Now if the thread title said was it fun!!!??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    One in the bum is worth two in the b...
    Oh wait..
    Never mind.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Moral.....havent a clue!?
    Now if the thread title said was it fun!!!??

    It's great crack :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    It's great crack :pac:

    Spoiled my joke..... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    I don't think morals are an issue here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Spoiled my joke..... :(

    Aww I'm sorry :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Every hole is a goal


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I admire the way you routinely deliver vandalistic ripostes to convention.

    You're a student aren't you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Last Sunday our priest said it was moral to roll in the mud if there is no grass on the pitch. And he'd know.....being a man of God. Knows all the morals and....stuff.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    anncoates wrote: »
    I admire the way you routinely deliver vandalistic ripostes to convention.

    You're a student aren't you?

    Nah im a professional.

    So you admire me eh?

    PM Sent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Last Sunday our priest said it was moral to roll in the mud if there is no grass on the pitch. And he'd know.....being a man of God. Knows all the morals and....stuff.

    Everybody knows that grass doesnt grow on a busy street though......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Fine bit of grass grows in the middle of the roads down d'country. You'd pay a girl 50euros for that in some places.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Wadda mean only one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Fine bit of grass grows in the middle of the roads down d'country. You'd pay a girl 50euros for that in some places.

    Im talking busy city roads.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Up the bum no harm done, up the fanny your mother's a granny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Feck! fifty euros!
    i would expect the combine harvester thrown in for that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    "Up the bum, no harm done" as they say


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    No Atari Jaguar option therefore, the poll is invalid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    anna080 wrote: »
    Up the bum no harm done, up the fanny your mother's a granny

    I find it difficult to get the right one first!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Kamik wrote: »
    I find it difficult to get the right one first!

    Ya had a bitta trouble with the doggy style thread too :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Ya had a bitta trouble with the doggy style thread too :p
    and there was poor me thinking i was going loopy! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    This thread is a pain in the arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    sgb wrote: »
    This thread is a pain in the arse
    I like arse :)
    But pain is not nice unless you add the T:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    sgb wrote: »
    This thread is a pain in the arse

    It's a bit shìt alright..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    The question was, is it moral?
    I don't think it is. It's not natural.
    Pleasurable maybe, but it is not as
    nature intended. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    JonEBGud wrote: »
    The question was, is it moral?
    I don't think it is. It's not natural.
    Pleasurable maybe, but it is not as
    nature intended. . .

    Nature didn't intend for us to fly either but planes...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    JonEBGud wrote: »
    The question was, is it moral?
    I don't think it is. It's not natural.
    Pleasurable maybe, but it is not as
    nature intended. . .

    Tell that to the lads I've made cum hands-free just by hitting their prostates the right way. Nature has a funny way of accommodating us all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    One in the bum, is it moral?

    If you desperately need it, then it's not a question of morality. A phosphate enema mightn't be fun and games, but if you got a backlog then you gotta do what you gotta do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    JonEBGud wrote: »
    The question was, is it moral?
    I don't think it is. It's not natural.
    Pleasurable maybe, but it is not as
    nature intended. . .
    But when it's consensual... surely if it wasn't as nature intended then it wouldn't be pleasurable?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    GerB40 wrote: »
    Nature didn't intend for us to fly either but planes...

    That's technology, not nature.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Tell that to the lads I've made cum hands-free just by hitting their prostates the right way. Nature has a funny way of accommodating us all!

    A wet dream is something similar I would imagine.
    But the question was, "Is it moral."?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    JonEBGud wrote: »
    A wet dream is something similar I would imagine.
    But the question was, "Is it moral."?

    Morality is completely subjective. Anything where two consenting adults are having some fun with nobody getting hurt is perfectly moral to me.

    We're designed for anal sex too. Shocker, I know!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    But when it's consensual... surely if it wasn't as nature intended then it wouldn't be pleasurable?

    Wrong hole. . . IMO. . .:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    One in the bum no harm done, plus no babies to come


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Morality is completely subjective. Anything where two consenting adults are having some fun with nobody getting hurt is perfectly moral to me.

    We're designed for anal sex too. Shocker, I know!
    JonEBGud wrote: »
    Wrong hole. . . IMO. . .:D

    I'm not a prude.
    But the OP asked was it moral.
    Answer is, I don't know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Nature didnt intend for us to drink beer, wear condoms, eat pussy, tickle smarties and buy flowers, but our gal's insist on it!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Morality is completely subjective. Anything where two consenting adults are having some fun with nobody getting hurt is perfectly moral to me.
    +1
    We're designed for anal sex too. Shocker, I know!
    Actually it is a shock and one helluva claim. The anus has no natural lube unlike the vagina. The tissue is thinner and more prone to tearing and std transmission risk and the bacterial load is significantly higher. The vagina evolved to accommodate a penis and vice versa, the arse did not. Whatever about the "morals" BS there's little to be gained from BS going the other way(no pun).

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    whatever she likes, For my partners satisfaction, mine too!
    Morals dont exist!:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Wibbs wrote: »
    The anus has no natural lube unlike the vagina.

    Tears make the best lube.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    smash wrote: »
    Tears make the best lube.

    Spreading her monthly gravy on it helps too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭MicraBoy


    If it wasn't natural, God would have put teeth down there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    MicraBoy wrote: »
    If it wasn't natural, God would have put teeth down there.

    Hold up... That implies that bj's aren't natural! Take it back!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Although I think the morality argument is pointless, consenting adults can do what they like. I have no interest in anal as part of my (vanishing) sex life, I never had nor likely never will have anal sex with anyone. I've seen what comes out of my arse, I'm not gonna stick my micky up someone else's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Jaysus, this is a family forum! Some of you need to go to confession!


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