3somes

ananomous137

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

mawk

ibtl..

nelly17

4chan

Penny Tration

Ask someone?

The Purveyor of Truth

ananomous137 wrote: »

I am quite up for the idea

Always a help.

suicide_circus

Your partner has tired of you.

ananomous137

We don't want to do it with someone we know

Glebee

I bet your partner does not know about this idea...

The Purveyor of Truth

ananomous137 wrote: »

We don't want to do it with someone we know

Get your girlfriend to pull another girl in a gay bar and then when they're at it -- jump out of the wardrobe.

Wossack

you've turned your gf?

lolosaur

there are 5-10 irish swinger sites online. google throws up plenty.

Well done on letting everyone know you convinced your missus to have a 3some.

funny if she left you for another woman. your kids will be proud.

phill106

I call shennanigans!

The Purveyor of Truth

phill106 wrote: »

I call shennanigans!

What's their number? I might give them a bell meself.

MarkR

ananomous137 wrote: »

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

I would start by contacting another female. Human preferably. Ask if you can touch her lady parts. Once she's stopped laughing, if she says no, repeat.

ananomous137

Glebee wrote: »

I bet your partner does not know about this idea...

He does he's just unsure like I am as to where to start to find someone

Copper_pipe

Theres an app for that 3nder

wazky

ananomous137 wrote: »

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

At her mouth and work down.

Mint Sauce

phill106 wrote: »

I call shennanigans!

very young crowd, could be a bit dodgy.

takamichinoku

I've never managed to have an effective three way conversation without one party effectively being left out of it all, wouldn't have a clue how to handle the dynamics of a threesome.

are they called 3somes now? Am I mixing up two different things?

IB4TL

The Backwards Man

IATL

Captain Flaps

Almost positive OP is a chick btw.

OP, start at the very beginning. It's a very good place to start.

Ihatecuddles

If you're serious then swing4ireland.com is your best bet.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

IATL

NYN

biko

Start with a 6some and eliminate 3 by voting.

The Backwards Man

biko wrote: »

Start with a 6some and eliminate 3 by voting.

Big Boudoir.

bear1

I'll just put on the kettle and get myself some popcorn for this one.
OP, have you tried giving three.ie a try? They were very accommodating when I had some problem with three..

Valetta

ananomous137 wrote: »

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

OP- Stableford or strokes?

I find stableford the best, as if you come across one bad hole you can forget about it and move straight on to the next one.

sbsquarepants

ananomous137 wrote: »

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

I'll help you out, ill play the dual role of the female and myself.
Anyway, i'll shag your missus for you is what I'm getting at. No need to thank me, just if you wouldn't mind making yourself scarce for a while, I don't want to get stagefright and ruin her 1st threesome.

bear1

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I'll help you out, ill play the dual role of the female and myself.
Anyway, i'll shag your missus for you is what I'm getting at. No need to thank me, just if you wouldn't mind making yourself scarce for a while, I don't want to get stagefright and ruin her 1st threesome.

It's the missus that's asking, so you could shag her bf instead

bear1

Actually it reminds me of my first threesome.

I was having a full blown threesome with these 2 dirty young bitches at work a while ago.
The white blonde was talking it up the arse and the black one was licking my balls......


Then the owner of the kennels walked in and I got fired on the spot.

nelly17

This thread is like an episode of The Inbetweeners

Micky Dolenz

I'm a lady, don't you know.

Talib Fiasco

Serious answer: Online dating sites are the quick bet. Set up a profile of just you and message women saying "Me and my girlfriend really like your profile". Straight away women will know you want a threesome...continue this process until you find a woman who's up for it...the same thing can also be used if you're single. Once you find two girls who're up for it the 'girlfriend' doesn't even matter :pac:

AH answer: Bring her to the next beers and take advantage of one of the nerdy virgins

smash

Put an ad on adverts... Make sure to add photos of your gf for a better response!

corner of hells

Do all parties in the threesome have to be conscious ?

Iwasfrozen

ananomous137 wrote: »

Hi
Im just wondering if anyone can help myself and my partner want to have a three some with another female and I am quite up for the idea but we don't know where to start..

can someone please advise where to start

thanks

It's okay, when it's in a 3-way
It's not gay, when it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way

SEPT 23 1989

I prefer straight swap same room foursomes

Strong Life in Dublin

I heard grindr is a good app

bear1

Wait, isn't it the woman who is writing here?

sbsquarepants

bear1 wrote: »

Wait, isn't it the woman who is writing here?

A woman? On the internet? Looking for sex?
What crazy shít are you smoking boy, maybe have a nice nap or something. Ladies neither internet nor sex, I think you'll find.

bear1

sbsquarepants wrote: »

A woman? On the internet? Looking for sex?
What crazy shít are you smoking boy, maybe have a nice nap or something. Ladies neither internet nor sex, I think you'll find.

Crack... want some?

sbsquarepants

Lady crack, or the other kind.
I want both, I just need to know which one to stop looking for!:D

bear1

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Lady crack, or the other kind.
I want both, I just need to know which one to stop looking for!:D

If I had lady crack at hand (get it?) I wouldn't be posting on this thread

sbsquarepants

If I had either at hand, I wouldn't be! Alas the only crack I have is the one in my ass.:mad:

smash

This could be a brilliant ploy:

step 1 - Pretend to be a girl looking for a 3some
step 2 - Await dirty PMs
step 3 - Profit... or whatever

sbsquarepants

I have a better plan
Step 1: Pretend to be girl looking for lesbian 3some
Step 2: Await dirty pm responses
Step 3: Make arrangements....
Step 4: Surprise!!

dgt

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I have a better plan
Step 1: Pretend to be girl looking for lesbian 3some
Step 2: Await dirty pm responses
Step 4: Surprise!!

But what is step 3?!!! :eek:

sbsquarepants

Damn it, you're too fast.
Which coincidentally is most likely what id hear from the ladies also:mad:

smash

dgt wrote: »

But what is step 3?!!! :eek:

Fap to the dirty pms?

bear1

There's no step 3 cause step 2 will never happen?