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Golf with the wife

neris · 2014-08-21 16:07:14

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat . Naturally , the doctor asked , 'what happened to you ?' Well i was having a quiet round of golf with my wife , when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle…

21-08-2014 4:07pm

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat .

Naturally , the doctor asked , 'what happened to you ?'

Well i was having a quiet round of golf with my wife , when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle .

we went to look for them and while i was looking around i noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end '

i walked over ,lifted its tail and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it - stuck right in the middle the cow's fanny

still holding the cows tail up , i yelled to my wife ' hey , this looks like yours ! '

' i dont remember much after that ! '

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