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Clothing puns

18-07-2014 10:18am

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fortwilliam

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Are pants.

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#2 18-07-2014 10:18am

Skerries

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no need to get shirty

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#3 18-07-2014 10:19am

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Grab your coat... That was awful.

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#4 18-07-2014 10:20am

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these 2 a lift.

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#5 18-07-2014 10:21am

Donkey Oaty

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This thread socks.

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#6 18-07-2014 10:21am

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Knex. wrote: »

Grab your coat... That was awful.

That post was laced with nastiness. No need for it:mad:

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#7 18-07-2014 10:21am

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I have no vested interest in this.

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#8 18-07-2014 10:21am

Links234

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Dave was a crossdresser. For some reason, putting his socks on in the morning just made him angry.

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#9 18-07-2014 10:22am

Day Lewin

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Ha, the shoe is on the other foot now!!

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#10 18-07-2014 10:23am

Banjo String

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Did you hear about the English transvestite? He had a Wigan address.

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#11 18-07-2014 10:27am

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this is a poorly stitched together thread ….:D

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#12 18-07-2014 10:29am

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jellyboy wrote: »

this is a poorly stitched together thread ….:D

Of corset was never going to end well.

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#13 18-07-2014 10:30am

Skerries

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I think we need to put a cap on this nonsense

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#14 18-07-2014 10:32am

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ye have really got to pull yere socks up and improve theses threads

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#15 18-07-2014 10:38am

sammy37

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katemarch wrote: »

I have no vested interest in this.

thats a shoe in for the best pun here

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#16 18-07-2014 10:45am

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This thread is tailor made for pun lovers - but some of them are just not measuring up...

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#17 18-07-2014 10:45am

goulders

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older people can still enjoy an active sox life

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#18 18-07-2014 10:46am

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my whole family fecking love puns...

..must be in the jeans..

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#19 18-07-2014 10:53am

sammy37

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some of ye cant even effin g-string a sentence together

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#20 18-07-2014 10:54am

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A mod should clothes this before it goes any farther.

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#21 18-07-2014 10:58am

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Zip it or you'll be getting a belt

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#22 18-07-2014 11:04am

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Kaycee2 wrote: »

Zip it or you'll be getting a belt

"Ah here, Levi out!"
:pac:

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#23 18-07-2014 11:05am

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wprathead wrote: »

"Ah here, Levi out!"
:pac:

The gloves are coming off now

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#24 18-07-2014 11:07am

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Kaycee2 wrote: »

The gloves are coming off now

This fight will end in a tie

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#25 18-07-2014 11:08am

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wprathead wrote: »

This fight will end in a tie

Unless someone throws the towel in.

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#26 18-07-2014 11:08am

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My eyes have knit together just reading this thread.

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#27 18-07-2014 11:10am

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Ah, we could skirt around the issue all day, but I don't know where this sleeves us

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#28 18-07-2014 11:14am

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Your right, I think I'll fold

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#29 18-07-2014 11:16am

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Ah jacket in lads

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#30 18-07-2014 11:17am

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Kaycee2 wrote: »

Your right, I think I'll fold

Sorry, was just an off the cuff remark - hope we can make amends

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#31 18-07-2014 11:19am

Obliq

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This would seam to be a right waist of time. I like your style though folks

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#32 18-07-2014 11:20am

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Thinking of a pun has me totally knickered.

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#33 18-07-2014 11:23am

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BRAvo. Just read through this thread, hoping something would make me laugh. No pun in ten did.

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#34 18-07-2014 11:30am

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this thread is for big girls blouses

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#35 18-07-2014 11:32am

Obliq

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cgh wrote: »

this thread is for big girls blouses

A-hem. You are showing some bias here.

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#36 18-07-2014 11:35am

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This is more than I can bare. I'm getting the frock outta here.

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#37 18-07-2014 11:40am

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next female to post here i gúna jumper

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#38 18-07-2014 11:41am

Obliq

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Shawly not.

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#39 18-07-2014 11:50am

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goulders wrote: »

next female to post here i gúna jumper

I'm pantsing with excitement.

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#40 18-07-2014 11:51am

goulders

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have we all been booted for bad jokes

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#41 18-07-2014 11:55am

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Got here late,

'Sup, Britches?

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#42 18-07-2014 12:14pm

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Guill wrote: »

Got here late,

'Sup, Britches?

Really? That's the best you've got?

Surely you have something better up your sleeve, no?

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#43 18-07-2014 1:15pm

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I'm going to pleat with you to stop this nonsense or there will be hell toupee!

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#44 18-07-2014 1:17pm

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This thread is annoying me, think I need some hanger management

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#45 18-07-2014 1:18pm

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My favourite way to dress is in all black. My fashion sense is second to nun.

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#46 18-07-2014 2:47pm

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wprathead wrote: »

Sorry, was just an off the cuff remark - hope we can make amends

It's ok, I fur-give you

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#47 18-07-2014 3:23pm

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Why is everyone getting so shirty?!

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#48 18-07-2014 3:32pm

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Kaycee2 wrote: »

It's ok, I fur-give you

Good to see your knickers aren't in a twist.

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#49 18-07-2014 4:35pm

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A no-frills thread, eh?

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#50 18-07-2014 4:47pm

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I sew hate this thread.

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#51 18-07-2014 4:49pm

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IvySlayer wrote: »

I sew hate this thread.

Button it or else .....

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