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Food puns..

  • 11-07-2014 8:57am
    #1
    fortwilliam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭


    Everything is at steak.


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  • #2
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    greasy thread op…


  • #3
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    I doughnut understand puns


  • #4
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    This thread isn't very a peeling to me...


  • #5
    ger vallely
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 766 ✭✭✭ger vallely


    I'm quite eggscited about it actually.


  • #6
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    This has bean done before


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  • #7
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    This has bean done before

    I'm absolutely strawberry at food puns. Sorry.


  • #8
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    This has bean done before

    Would that be well done?


  • #9
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    Olive you all but just don't go bacon my heart in this thread


  • #10
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    This thread will be toast soon enough...


  • #11
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Would that be well done?

    I don't wanna taco 'bout it...


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  • #12
    PLUG71
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭PLUG71


    This thread is extremely fishy imo.


  • #13
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak...


  • #14
    linvoysblues
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭linvoysblues


    Not mushroom for many more puns at this rate.


  • #15
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I submitted ten fairy cakes to the baking contest in the country fair. I was sure I'd win, but unfortunately no bun in ten did.


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jam.


  • #17
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    osarusan wrote: »
    I submitted ten fairy cakes to the baking contest in the country fair. I was sure I'd win, but unfortunately no bun in ten did.

    Frankly my dear I don't give a ham


  • #18
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Would love to join in but I'm off to protest an Orange parade.


  • #19
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    iDave wrote: »
    Would love to join in but I'm off to protest an Orange parade.

    Nooo this is the wurst day ever You might get arrested for a salt with a deadly weapon


  • #20
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    iDave wrote: »
    Would love to join in but I'm off to protest an Orange parade.

    ...in a Banana republic


  • #21
    Dramatik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    Nooo this is the wurst day ever

    why? did nobody turnip to your birthday this year?


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    iDave wrote: »
    Would love to join in but I'm off to protest an Orange parade.

    Day early ya big tomato.


  • #23
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Dramatik wrote: »
    why? did nobody turnip to your birthday this year?

    I can only speak for myself, because the car rot in my engine prevented me from driving there...


  • #24
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can only speak for myself, because the car rot in my engine prevented me from driving there...

    You butter be telling the truth!


  • #25
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    You butter be telling the truth!

    Soup what if I'm lying


  • #26
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    lets see how many puns the people in her can churn out.

    Im gonna keep a close pie on this one.


  • #27
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Soup what if I'm lying

    You give me the crepes


  • #28
    BQQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭BQQ


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    You butter be telling the truth!

    I had a pear of puns, but I don't think they'll lettuce keep doing this


  • #29
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    You give me the crepes

    I try to act syruptitiously where I can.

    On a side note, I can't actually drink milk because I lactose genes needed to break it down.


  • #30
    BQQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭BQQ


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I try to act syruptitiously where I can.

    On a side note, I can't actually drink milk because I lactose genes needed to break it down.

    You're a real smoothie.
    Would you like to go out for a whole meal


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  • #31
    Dramatik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can only speak for myself, because the car rot in my engine prevented me from driving there...

    You must have been in a dilly of a pickle


  • #32
    BQQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭BQQ


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can only speak for myself, because the car rot in my engine prevented me from driving there...
    Dramatik wrote: »
    You must have been in a dilly of a pickle

    He was better off walking.
    Impossible to find a place to pork.


  • #33
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    iDave wrote: »
    Would love to join in but I'm off to protest an Orange parade.

    Choccy ár lá!


  • #34
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Well this thread is jam packed with half baked puns. Suppose you can't have your cake and eat it.


  • #35
    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    It doesn't work as a pun if it has to be eggsplained


  • #36
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    I don't have thyme for this


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  • #37
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Have to say soup-er idea for a thread.


  • #38
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Oh, Whats that. You do like a good Stuffing ?


  • #39
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    What ever happened to this plaice..


  • #40
    BQQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭BQQ


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    What ever happened to this plaice..

    If I haddock clue, I'd tell you, but I'm plum out of ideas.


  • #41
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Good thread for a Fryday.


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