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Tree puns

  • 04-07-2014 10:19am
    #1
    fortwilliam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭


    Are Oak-ay.


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  • #2
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    punominal


  • #3
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Fir-e nice pun! :-/


  • #4
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    i can see this thread branching out


  • #5
    Delightfully Bright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Delightfully Bright


    Sees puns, *leaves*


  • #6
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Leaf it out!


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  • #7
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    Not sure if I know any, your Bark-ing up the wrong Tree here!


  • #8
    Ed Winchester
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    Yis saps!


  • #9
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    What do you call a tree who is always a bit envious?


    Ever Green!!


  • #10
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    This thread is quite con-tree-versial!


  • #11
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    Tree+Tree=Sticks


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  • #12
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    This really is a TreeMendous Thread!


  • #13
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Make like a banana...and leaf.


  • #14
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    this thread is wooden…


  • #15
    Brian2208
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Brian2208


    Ash shut up fir god sake. I'm pine-ing for some decent threads here. I'm sycamore of the same rubbish every day. It really needs to be spruce-d up.


  • #16
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!


  • #17
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    After a bacon tree attacked me I realised it was a hambush.


  • #18
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Tree puns are very poplar these days. I can't deciduous is this a good or a bad thing. I may need to conifer on this with my colleagues forest.


  • #19
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    I'm such a sap. I only twigged that last pun now.


  • #20
    AdamB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭AdamB


    I have just twigged it that you are rooted to you opinion that it's oak-ay to start threads like this, ya plank!


  • #21
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Did you hear about the drunk squirrel who couldn't find his keys ...................























    He was locked out of his tree.


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  • #22
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    this thread is barking ….


  • #23
    donegal__road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭donegal__road


    emeldc wrote: »
    Did you hear about the drunk squirrel who couldn't find his keys ...................























    He was locked out of his tree.

    face-palm


  • #24
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    jellyboy wrote: »
    this thread is barking ….
    Oh you poor sap. Puns are knot fir everyone wooden yew know. Once they've been red - deal with them.


  • #25
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Most of these posts are from the Special branch of Boards.


  • #26
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    I'm going forest. Maybe someone will spruce this thread up while I'm gone.


  • #27
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    tree.


  • #28
    drdidlittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭drdidlittle


    Time to get out of here so I'll make like a tree and leaf


  • #29
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    The OP's Bark is worse than their Bite


  • #30
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Ye're all a bunch of birches.


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  • #31
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ye're all a bunch of birches.

    I'd make a witty riposte but I'm stumped! :D


  • #32
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    catallus wrote: »
    tree.

    Yew could have tree'd harder.


  • #33
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Yewed think so, but I arboreally treed my best.

    Actually, that's atreecious. :(


  • #34
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    catallus wrote: »
    Yewed think so, but I aboreally treed my best.

    Wait, are you Treetening me? :pac:


  • #35
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What's the bets the OP drives a Mazda 323 ?


  • #36
    scrubber72
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    Fir play to ye


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  • #37
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    What's the bets the OP drives a Mazda 323 ?

    And earns 33,333 Euro a year (and is Irish!) :D


  • #38
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    Anyway, off now but a word of warning for you all...

    I wooden believe a word the OP says :pac::pac::pac:


  • #39
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Does Dogwood bark?


  • #40
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Yew people Olive Palm my Coconuts

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #41
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What did the big tree say to the little tree?


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  • #42
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    What did the big tree say to the little tree?


    You Oak?


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