I need an adult.

Sauve

Leather couch. Meet green nail varnish. Halp!

Penn

That's blue nail varnish.

You're welcome.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Nail polish remover?

Don't mop it up Suave. Let it dry in a thick layer, and then you can peel it off.

DON'T WIPE IT UP!

AdolfHipster

Looks like the blood from that alien chicks stomach in the fifth element.

Eponymous

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=removing+nail+varnish+from+leather+furniture

Best thing is to take the time to model your beautifully painted nails whilst the nail varnish begins to dry on your lovely leather couch.

You should have gotten shellac after all.

Duggy747

Female ejaculation?

Sauve

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You should have gotten shellac after all.

I'm never listening to you ever again :pac:

My nails are beautiful though.
Fuk the couch. Who needs couches.

Merkin

Thinly veiled opportunity to show off your freshly painted nails hmmm?;)

Sauve

Sauve wrote: »

I'm never listening to you ever again :pac:

My nails are beautiful though.
Fuk the couch. Who needs couches.

Fcuk the couch is right.

But have you considered how you're going to top up your nails when they chip? Now that you've spilled all the nail varnish like?

Robbo

There's a joke to be made about the internet, leather couches and stain removal but I'm classier than that.

NewCorkLad

Get some brown paint no one will notice...

RayM

Just cover the rest of the couch in nail varnish. Problem solved.

Alternatively, it might be easier to just cover the stain with couch-coloured nail varnish.

NewCorkLad

NewCorkLad wrote: »

Get some brown paint no one will notice...

Or chocolate.

Cover it in chocolate.

Do NOT eat the chocolate.

Sauve

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fcuk the couch is right.

But have you considered how you're going to top up your nails when they chip? Now that you've spilled all the nail varnish like?

I've about 1/3 of the bottle left. It's all good!

P_1

Leave it as it is, it looks cool in a psychedelic 60's-ish way

Nemeses

Ah shure Blame it on the dog.

NewCorkLad

Deleted User wrote: »

Or chocolate.

Cover it in chocolate.

Do NOT eat the chocolate.

Just eat the chocolate and do ur toe nails Im pretty sure nail varnish fades after a few days:D:D:D

crosstownk

My daughter spilt nail polish on her bedclothes recently. I let it dry, removed what I could then got rid of the rest with WD40.

Sauve

Nemeses wrote: »

Ah shure Blame it on the dog.

Good thinking

/goes out to get dog.

Agent Smith

Burn the couch down.



Best Burn the house down to be safe. Eradicate it

Awkward Badger

Paint the rest of the couch the same colour. Or burn down the house.

Joe Duffy..

Get a knife and cut the lump out from the couch.

sebastianlieken

Duggy747 wrote: »

Female ejaculation?

Smurf jizz

Fr_Dougal

Wash it off with a dishcloth, it won't stain; wrong sort of leather. Don't let it dry!

SouthTippBass

Put a cushion over it.

Tail Docker

Mop it up with kitchen paper towels, then use acetone to dab up the remains. Then pour on a small amount of petrol and set the petrol on fire - the scorch marks will disguise the stains from the nail polish.

Teyla Emmagan

I can't help at all but the nail varnish is lovely.

Teyla Emmagan

Tail Docker wrote: »

Mop it up with kitchen paper towels, then use acetone to dab up the remains. Then pour on a small amount of petrol and set the petrol on fire - the scorch marks will disguise the stains from the nail polish.

Do not trust this man OP. I don't believe he has your best interests at heart.

Call it female intuition.

Menas

Woo hoo! Shoppin for a new couch is called for.

Maximus Alexander

Your nails are simply fabulous.

Now get the couch up on Adverts. If you hurry you might be able to get a swap deal for a pen organiser.

Dramatik

What ever you do don't try to switch the couch on! Place the couch in a bowl of rice and then leave it in the hotpress for a couple of days, it should work fine again after that.

SpaceTime

Paint the whole couch green.

nocoverart

That's a brutal looking couch tbf, least it has a bit of character now.

Tail Docker

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Do not trust this man OP. I don't believe he has your best interests at heart.

Call it female intuition.

I'd argue, but I had to cover a seat with fabric there a minute ago, so I did it on the kitchen table. The missus was not impressed at the whole scheme, but said as long as there was no destruction, fire ahead....but mind the new table-cloth....I laid out the material and started cutting(bear in mind me and fabric cutting have never met before..., it seemed to be going very well. I lifted up my bit of material, all nicely cut to shape, and the tablecloth had the same shape cut into it...sh1te.:eek: I have yet to break the good news...

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Woo hoo! Shoppin for a new couch is called for.

I got a new armchair and ottoman today.

I'm so ridiculously happy.

Frank Lee Midere

I'm no couch expert, nor am I an expert in nail polish, nor stain removal but....


No that's it. Have nothing to say.

Sauve

Candie wrote: »

I got a new armchair and ottoman today.

I'm so ridiculously happy.

Deadly!
Happy ass-groove-making

Sauve

Sauve wrote: »

Deadly!
Happy ass-groove-making

Not moving for a month.

Might marry it.

Renegade Mechanic

This was not what I had in mind when I read that thread title! Also, Blue:D

Sauve

Sauve wrote: »

Leather couch. Meet green nail varnish. Halp!

In before someone says 'blast it with piss'

Maximus Alexander

Deleted User wrote: »

In before someone says 'blast it with piss'

Nobody says that anymore. Mommy and daddy won't let us.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Nobody says that anymore. Mommy and daddy won't let us.

Uh oh....am i in trouble then?!

Maximus Alexander

Deleted User wrote: »

Uh oh....am i in trouble then?!

Well I won't tell on you anyway.

michael999999

Sauve wrote: »

I've about 1/3 of the bottle left. It's all good!

Do the armchair to match!

Oryx

Let nail varnish dry.
Sit on varnished area of couch.
Do not get up. Ever.

Tail Docker

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Well I won't tell on you anyway.

No wonder you're Banned. You are dangerous and wild. And possibly exciting.















or not, sure who knows these days.