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Sunnyisland

My right ear is blocked and I feel I am under-water. I have difficulty hearing and went to the doctors today and he told me that I have fluid behind the eardrum and said it will take a while as a tube is blocked that is connected to me ear.! but i cannot wait that long. He told me to chew chewing gum a lot and gave me some ibuprofen tablets. Is there any AH way of curing this ? if any of you have a tested way let me know ASAP .
thanking you with all my ears.

Whispered

A good hard slap to the side of the head

Duggy747

Get someone to fart down your ear.

uch

Use a Pipe Cleaner and Give it a good scrubbing out

I Heart Internet

Doing what you doctor suggests would be my suggestion to you.

AdolfHipster

Had it last year while in the states. Lasted about three weeks. No solution just one day felt water coming out of my ear and all was well again. Frustrating as f**k though!

FortuneChip

Use your left ear.

hidinginthebush

Lie on your side on a pillow with that ear on the bottom chewing away. If it's just fluid it'll drip out eventually. Also do that thing where you hold your nose and blow to pop your ears like on a plane.

Slicemeister

Have you tried an SDS bit with the hammer turned off OP?

humanji

Bit dangerous asking strangers on the internet for medical advice. That's exactly how AIDS got started, I assume.