This is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen

Shiraz 4.99

In the Free Stuff section on Adverts
http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/free-pen-organiser/5628413

None of you feckers move, this baby is mine


Can't stop laughing

I'm creased over here, oh sweet jesus, someone else take over the thread

Nemeses

I'm not sure why this is a laughing matter?

I mean, Don't you need somewhere to put yer pen?



If you know what I mean? lolz

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's not there no more! I missed it!

tayto lover

For fecks sake. I'm always late for the useful stuff.

--LOS--

That person has some amount of crap for sale, they were selling half used toiletries ffs! These would look great on my kitty cat though.

Maximus Alexander

Free?? It would be well worth the round trip from Dublin at that price.

Legs.Eleven

Hahaha. Not quite doubling over but definitely chuckling,

solomafioso

Might be useful for your free sh*t at work! :pac:

(sarcastic meta-comment)

donegal__road

free grey yoke

AnonoBoy

How else you gonna sort out your pens fools?

Tell me that huh?

Crazy mofos with their mixed-up pens, ain't know a good thing when they see one.

Now wonder kids not know how to read and write these days when they can't even organise their motherf*cking pens.

Yellowblackbird

The wonderful value of a pen organiser aside, look at the filth of the thing. Grot and dirt along the edges and corners.
It also appears to be on display on the floor of the jacks.

tayto lover

I am waiting with bated breath for his pencil sharpener sale and then his ink-well. Can't wait.

Shiraz 4.99

His Ad has gone from 60 to 298 views since I started the thread

Shiraz 4.99

Yellowblackbird wrote: »

The wonderful value of a pen organiser aside, look at the filth of the thing. Grot and dirt along the edges and corners.
It also appears to be on display on the floor of the jacks.

ah that's set me off again

Nemeses

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

His Ad has gone from 60 to 298 views since I started the thread

Now you're giving the fella false hope...

Menas

Pity he does not have it in blue. I am in the market for a blue grotty pen organiser.

Call Me Jimmy

Maybe it's an experiment to see what someone who looks for this item looks like? Maybe get them on some sort of register, To Catch A Pen-Holderer

Menas

Someone will take it from him.

Then expect to see if up on adverts for sale at 50p with a snazzy description.

That is generally how free stuff works on adverts.

Shiraz 4.99

I've a father-in-law who wouldn't be able to sleep knowing someone was about to throw this out.

The_Captain

Does it just organise free pens or does it organise pens I've paid for too?

Shiraz 4.99

This lad has 243 active ads, all with photos & prices
http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-977297/type_all

Who has the time to record 240 Ads ?????

Nemeses

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

This lad has 243 active ads, all with photos & prices
http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-977297/type_all

Who has the time to record 240 Ads ?????

There's money to be made dont'cha know?

eamonnq

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/free-shower-curtain-rings/5183667

Missed out on these.............

http://www.adverts.ie/short-sleeve/coral-****-gold-buttons/4939855

Donkey Oaty

It looks like a good offer, but a word of caution: given the large number of compartments it is clearly for professional use only and could actually be quite dangerous for a beginner who could easily misplace a pen in an emergency situation.

I recommend starting with one of these and once your pen-organising has reached intermediate level you can move on to the Carlow Freebie model under supervision.

Irish Guitarist

The nerve of her trying to give something away. :mad:

Sadderday

http://www.adverts.ie/other-health-beauty/siempre-ultra-normal-plus-with-wings/5852403


.............................. oh yeeeeeeahhh

Shiraz 4.99

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

It looks like a good offer, but a word of caution: given the large number of compartments it is clearly for professional use only and could actually be quite dangerous for a beginner who could easily misplace a pen in an emergency situation.

I recommend starting with one of these and once your pen-organising has reached intermediate level you can move on to the Carlow Freebie model under supervision.

I really really like this sense of humour

Dubh Geannain

This is a classic doer upper project. Someone with the right skills will take this pen house and with a small investment do it up a little bit before flipping it and making a killing.

The right skills needed obviously, I mean I can see it's got potential but I couldn't tell if those are load bearing dividers and what kinds of costs would be involved.

TerrorFirmer

The days must be long and lonely for this person.

Shakespeare's Sister

I like the DVDs being given away. Tiptoes.

Kimbot

Pffffffftttttttttt, you obviously were not around for "Bubbles" and the CD Burner episode

Shiraz 4.99

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

The days must be long and lonely for this person.

This must be what unemployment looks like . . . . [shudder]

Vojera

A possibly mysterious spoon

Can you imagine knocking on someone's door, taking the spoon and then just walking away?

Blazer

There is no spoon

Shiraz 4.99

Vojera wrote: »

A possibly mysterious spoon

Can you imagine knocking on someone's door, taking the spoon and then just walking away?

That's alright cause they're on the wind up, our pen guy is serious.

Vojera

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

That's alright cause they're on the wind up, our pen guy is serious.

That's very dismissive of spoon enthusiasts. That could be the one to complete someone's collection!

sligojoek

I called but I was too late. Decco from Fair City got there before me.

TerrorFirmer

Be sure to snap up this dirty, broken free kettle to complete your new kitchen look!

Menas

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Be sure to snap up this dirty, broken free kettle to complete your new kitchen look!

But be sure not to tell your insurance company. Having that thing in the house will void your home insurance.

the_monkey

OP, there should be plenty of pen organisers at your workplace that you can help yourself to surely ??

Alf Veedersane

--LOS-- wrote: »

That person has some amount of crap for sale, they were selling half used toiletries ffs! These would look great on my kitty cat though.

Not to mention 'another beautiful coloured scarf'.

MarkR

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

In the Free Stuff section on Adverts
http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/free-pen-organiser/5628413

None of you feckers move, this baby is mine


Can't stop laughing

I'm creased over here, oh sweet jesus, someone else take over the thread

I pity the fool that pities the fool.

Donkey Oaty

the_monkey wrote: »

OP, there should be plenty of pen organisers at your workplace that you can help yourself to surely ??

It is rarely worth it.

They are technically illegal outside of a workplace, where their use is strictly regulated (although there are some exceptions).

The current law is aimed at models that were used by UK Ministry of Defence right up to the 1980s, and then appeared on the black market after the collapse of the Iron Curtain. They were then customised by white-collar criminals for use in accountancy fraud, tax evasion and money laundering.

There are reports that some of these are still circulating amongst street gangs for low-level pen-organised crimes such as hate-mail and graffiti.

Unless you can prove that your pen organiser is for display or amusement purposes only (i.e. will not hold any of the modern French-made BIC/PENTEL cartridges, or the Israeli/Russian equivalent) then you are better off with a cheap, Chinese pencil-case which any reputable stationer can modify to store pens, and they can't get you for that.

I've even got one through airport security (without the actual pens, obviously).

Maximus Alexander

That'll do Donkey. That'll do.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Check out the free pube lice comb. http://www.adverts.ie/hair-care-grooming/bnip-miniature-comb/5450155