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  • #2
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    Ever tried to wipe your arse with an iPad? I have. Better than a bidet so it is.


  • #3
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    When it runs out of battery, would having sex with a dead iPad make you a necrophiliac..?


  • #4
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Isn't that what the vibrate function is for?


  • #5
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Ah it's all computers these days :rolleyes:


  • #6
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    There should be an app that executes people who post links to bull**** clickbait websites


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  • #7
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Sure they've been selling USB vibrators for years. There was even one that vibrated to the best of whatever song you were playing on your ipod


  • #8
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    It's all fun and games until you get a virus


  • #9
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    It ain't gonna app with me...


  • #10
    umop.episdn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭umop.episdn


    Android gives a better orgasm!


  • #11
    HigginsJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,317 ✭✭✭HigginsJ


    Will every post I put in this tread be deleted I wonder


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  • #12
    Chet T16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Chet T16


    I might get one to try it, anyone got a lend of a fleshlight?


  • #13
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    I have a pair of flesh coloured tights if you want them 2 owners I think.


  • #14
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    131spanner wrote: »
    When it runs out of battery, would having sex with a dead iPad make you a necrophiliac..?

    Or a munter.


  • #15
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Hootanany wrote: »
    I have a pair of flesh coloured tights if you want them 2 owners I think.

    Sloppy seconds? Nice.


  • #16
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    So this is a thing now? :eek:


  • #17
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    So this is a thing now? :eek:

    Munting? Yes, we can thank the Germans for that.


  • #18
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Munting? Yes, we can thank the Germans for that.

    Oh sweet Jesus. This cannot be a thing. :(


  • #19
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Oh sweet Jesus. This cannot be a thing. :(

    Of course it is - there are plenty of sick fu**s out there.


  • #20
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Of course it is - there are plenty of sick fu**s out there.

    My poor ordinary mind cannot fathom it. I wonder if Jimmy Savile was into munting?


  • #21
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    mad muffin wrote: »
    My poor ordinary mind cannot fathom it. I wonder if Jimmy Savile was into munting?

    Yeah, was wondering the same thing.

    Seemingly he boasted about 'interfering'
    with bodies in the hospital morgues and had unlimited and unsupervised access. He also apparently had rings made from glass eyes he got off bodies in the morgue.


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