Ignorant stupid neighbours.

egghead.

Some idiot has left their side gate open and it keeps banging every few minutes which is setting my dog off in my house.

Every time it bangs the dog is barking and jumping.

Im probably in for a whole night of this while my ignorant neighbour is probably snoring away oblivious to their stupidity.
Give me strength.

LizzieJones

egghead. wrote: »

Some idiot has left their side gate open and it keeps banging every few minutes which is setting my dog off in my house.

Every time it bangs the dog is barking and jumping.

Im probably in for a whole night of this while my ignorant neighbour is probably snoring away oblivious to their stupidity.
Give me strength.

Get up off your butt and go close it.

Sir Arthur Daley

The joys of the semi.

egghead.

LizzieJones wrote: »

Get up off your butt and go close it.

It's the house at the back of me, would have to climb walls and that, no doubt I'd end up been arrested in my bare feet and t shirt.

MacBizzle

Take the dog up to bed.

feargale

The neighbour from Purgatory.

Lucifer MorningStar

Egg their house

feargale

egghead. wrote: »

It's the house at the back of me, would have to climb walls and that, no doubt I'd end up been arrested in my bare feet and -t- night shirt.

FYP

MacBizzle

But what if someone has sneaked in to your neighbour's back garden to rob the place and that's why your dog's going mental?

I wouldn't give a fuck either tbh.

egghead.

MacBizzle wrote: »

Take the dog up to bed.

That's where she is and always sleeps which doesn't help!

Smidge

To be fair OP, its not the biggest neighbourly indiscretion to have ever happened.
Accidents happen and a gate can forgot to be closed.
Its not like they are having night after night of drink and drug fuelled orgies where anything can happen including all manners of deviancy.
If this ever occurs, pm the address :P

Charlie19

Let your dog in and don't have it annoying your neighbors.

Mickey H

egghead. wrote: »

Some idiot has left their side gate open and it keeps banging every few minutes which is setting my dog off in my house.

Every time it bangs the dog is barking and jumping.

Im probably in for a whole night of this while my ignorant neighbour is probably snoring away oblivious to their stupidity.
Give me strength.

Is your dog on a timer?

Lenin Skynard

Welcome to life, immediate neighbours are always assholes.

Duiske

egghead. wrote: »

It's the house at the back of me, would have to climb walls and that, no doubt I'd end up been arrested in my bare feet and t shirt.

If you would consider climbing walls and scrambling across gardens wearing nothing but a t-shirt, not even a pair of shoes, i think a barking dog is the least of your problems.

yawhat!

Instead of complaining on boards lay the smackdown.

Or go close the gate and say it to them 2moro

Whatever floats your boat

egghead.

Charlie19 wrote: »

Let your dog in and don't have it annoying your neighbors.

My dog is always in it is never outside at night ever, it sleeps down the end of my bed.

Arbiter of Good Taste

A barking dog is a hell of a lot more annoying than a gate.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Egg their house

Burn it down!

jester77

Get some earplugs and your problem is solved. Just be careful not to stick then too far into your dogs ears and he will sleep peacefully afterwards.

iwillhtfu

well did you survive??

Gannicus

Simple solution.

Get up, close gate. Assuming side gate is wooden glue the gate closed. Never happen again. Plus he'll learn a lesson, Never leave your side gate open.

In saying that your neighbours are probably in bed complaining about the "poxy barking dog".

Tail Docker

Mickey H wrote: »

Is your dog on a timer?

It's on a PIR.

umop.episdn

Couldnt sleep last night, my maniacal neighbor has trained his dog to open my gate & he spent the night barking at his successful new trick!

ROCKMAN

egghead. wrote: »

My dog is always in it is never outside at night ever, it sleeps down the end of my bed.

There is the problem ,your dog's a wimp , And it's your fault,You have made him/her too soft , Leave him/her outside where all dogs belong.

pauliebdub

Leaving a gate open is hardly a massive indescretion.

Get one of those anti bark collars for the dog which emits an unpleasant but harmless smell which makes the dog stop barking. Problem solved.

Pumpkinseeds

Our next door neighbour is like that. They got the heaviest frigging gate they could and yet seem incapable of closing it properly, especially when they've been drinking. It's all very well for people to say oh, just go and close it, but when you're in bed and it's pissing down outside it's a pain in the ass to have to get out of bed and go out in the rain to close someone else's gate. We've had to do it many times over the years. Try it sometime and see how trivial you find it.

folan

ROCKMAN wrote: »

Leave him/her outside where all dogs belong.

you say that now, but wait till the outside dogs start barking, then you'll wish they were indoors.

true story

folan

also, OP, i find it weird that both you and your dog can hear the door and find it super annoying, but the neighbours (who are presumably in their house) cant.

maybe you should consider its your dog thats annoying you

Pumpkinseeds

folan wrote: »

also, OP, i find it weird that both you and your dog can hear the door and find it super annoying, but the neighbours (who are presumably in their house) cant.

maybe you should consider its your dog thats annoying you

Maybe they sleep at the other side of the house and don't hear it as much as the OP.

NewCorkLad

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

The joys of the semi.

I dont understand how this was getting you aroused

beyondbelief67

umop.episdn wrote: »

Couldnt sleep last night, my maniacal neighbor has trained his dog to open my gate & he spent the night barking at his successful new trick!

Lmao at this ! Thanks for the laugh !

I Heart Internet

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

The joys of the semi.

Giggidy.

mad muffin

ROCKMAN wrote: »

There is the problem ,your dog's a wimp , And it's your fault,You have made him/her too soft , Leave him/her outside where all dogs belong.

I never understood this Irish trait of getting a dog and then leaving it outside. I mean what's the point? Don't say to deter burglars. The dog is outside the burglar is inside.

Besides, dogs need company. They are pack animals.

Pumpkinseeds

mad muffin wrote: »

I never understood this Irish trait of getting a dog and then leaving it outside. I mean what's the point? Don't say to deter burglars. The dog is outside the burglar is inside.

Besides, dogs need company. They are pack animals.

Absolutely, anyone who doesn't plan on letting the dog be a part of the family really shouldn't get a dog.

folan

mad muffin wrote: »

I never understood this Irish trait of getting a dog and then leaving it outside. I mean what's the point? Don't say to deter burglars. The dog is outside the burglar is inside.

Besides, dogs need company. They are pack animals.

whats a "pack animal"?

if you are talking about doing something like this to your dog, i am appalled!

fortwilliam

Easy solution,

Kill the dog.

jugger0

Padlock her door man

folan

jugger0 wrote: »

Padlock her door man

leave the door man alone, hes done nothing wrong.

mad muffin

folan wrote: »

whats a "pack animal"?

if you are talking about doing something like this to your dog, i am appalled!

Noooooo.

An animal that lives in packs. Or a social animal if you will.

LizzieJones

mad muffin wrote: »

Noooooo.

An animal that lives in packs.

Like Wolves .... of which dogs are descended from.

folan

mad muffin wrote: »

Noooooo.

An animal that lives in packs.

oh.

so you dont use your dog to bring in the shopping?

eh, me either.......

this pack thing always confuses me. when i hear pack, i think a group of hunting dogs (like wolves).

I have one dog, not a pack. most people i know do. does that mean that my dog sees us (my family) as a pack? then why does he leg it off with other dogs as soon as he sees them even though i clearly want nothing to do with their owners? or is he the pack leader?

is pack just another word for part of the family?

farmerjj

Charlie19 wrote: »

Let your dog in and don't have it annoying your neighbors.

Have another go at reading the op

mad muffin

folan wrote: »

oh.

so you dont use your dog to bring in the shopping?

eh, me either.......

this pack thing always confuses me. when i hear pack, i think a group of hunting dogs (like wolves).

I have one dog, not a pack. most people i know do. does that mean that my dog sees us (my family) as a pack? then why does he leg it off with other dogs as soon as he sees them even though i clearly want nothing to do with their owners? or is he the pack leader?

is pack just another word for part of the family?

Yes

folan

mad muffin wrote: »

Yes

cheers for clearing that up.