Everybody go and eat something fattening..

woodoo

Go and eat something fattening and report back what is is. I've just put on a mountain of chips to be had with mayonnaise on one side of the plate and ketchup on the other.

Don't be afraid people... do it... there will be no guilt if everyone does it.

Enjoy.

mel.b

I just had a Belgium waffle with Nutella on it...mmmmmmmmm

Hande hoche!

Had a bowl of cornflakes.

Muise...

beer is fattening, right?

foggy_lad

Potato wedges sprinkled with grated cheese with mayonaise.

frag420

I just had chicken madras with chips washed down with a bottle of vegetable oil!!

Fatty enough for you?

sammyjo90

I have already consumed a pizza and a jam donut..im good for now thanks!

FairytaleGirl

Just had dominoes then got rid of the evidence ...

I'm such a secret eater

Fox_In_Socks

I've ate a half packet of caramel chocolate digestives.

It's not often I feel sick after eating but may spray this back up in a fountain of chocolate grain.

Either way, an interesting evening.

catallus

Today I ate: half a big bar of Cadbury's Marvellous Creations (the fizzy ones), a bowl of re-heated chili, 250 mls of diet coke (which I never drink, but it's a long story), 3 bits of pork-sizzlers which I've had in the fridge for the last three days, and now I'm having more of the chocolate. That was all after 5pm. Had nothing before that, apart from 7 cups of coffee with cream, and I've been up since 9:40am.

Mariasofia

No....get fat on your own op.....
Had an hour walk to counteract my curry chips and chocolate..... :-D

Muise...

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

I've ate a half packet of caramel chocolate digestives.

It's not often I feel sick after eating but may spray this back up in a fountain of chocolate grain.

Either way, an interesting evening.

I don't know how you did it Foxy, but you managed to make that sound not-repulsive.

bodice ripper

Stroopwafles

dodderangler

Sausages, BBQ ribs, BBQ chicken drumsticks, peri peri pork chops, wedges and pint of coke
Now triple chocolate icecream. ........wait what were we talking about

Sulla Felix

Pizza and a liter of coke. Seems I'm rather prone to suggestion.

woodoo

catallus wrote: »

Today I ate: half a big bar of Cadbury's Marvellous Creations (the fizzy ones), a bowl of re-heated chili, 250 mls of diet coke (which I never drink, but it's a long story), 3 bits of pork-sizzlers which I've had in the fridge for the last three days, and now I'm having more of the chocolate. That was all after 5pm. Had nothing before that, apart from 7 cups of coffee with cream, and I've been up since 9:40am.

Good work catallus

Tilly

mel.b wrote: »

I just had a Belgium waffle with Nutella on it...mmmmmmmmm

I read that as blue waffle

NSFW

Fox_In_Socks

Muise... wrote: »

I don't know how you did it Foxy, but you managed to make that sound not-repulsive.

Each to their own, I suppose. Whatever turns you on.:eek::P

Fat Christy

woodoo wrote: »

Go and eat something fattening and report back what is is. I've just put on a mountain of chips to be had with mayonnaise on one side of the plate and ketchup on the other.

Don't be afraid people... do it... there will be no guilt if everyone does it.

Enjoy.

No, I'm on a health buzz for June. I'll send you a pic of my hourglass figure. You let the Blerch win, for shame! :pac:

The Peanut

Friend of my wife visited and left 9inch cheesecake. I've just eaten it all by myself.

Stomach turning but now craving bulmers. What could go wrong with cream and alcohol?

Muise...

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Each to their own, I suppose. Whatever turns you on.:eek::P

not-repulsive =|= pleasant!

Legs.Eleven

Cheese on toast.

Fox_In_Socks

The Peanut wrote: »

Friend of my wife visited and left 9inch cheesecake. I've just eaten it all by myself.

Stomach turning but now craving bulmers. What could go wrong with cream and alcohol?

Baileys, is how wrong it is. It sitting in your stomach fermenting away until it needs an exit and depending whereabouts in your digestive system (top or bottom end), a quick exit is messy either way.

woodoo

Fat Christy wrote: »

No, I'm on a health buzz for June. I'll send you a pic of my hourglass figure. You let the Blerch win, for shame! :pac:

Fat christy with the hourglass figure.. photographic proof please..

Fox_In_Socks

Muise... wrote: »

not-repulsive =|= pleasant!

Yeah...I know what you meant!

woodoo

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Cheese on toast.

How many.. any less than 4 and you are in the wrong thread

LizzieJones

I just had a 60 gram pack of peanuts and a cranberry juice. Don't know if that is fattening or not.

fleet_admiral

a large bag of maltesers and 3 cans of coke. Happy diabetes to me

Muise...

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Yeah...I know what you meant!

you big teaser!

mmmm malteasers...

Fat Christy

woodoo wrote: »

Fat christy with the hourglass figure.. photographic proof please..

It's all boob, swear down. :pac:

Barely There

Muise... wrote: »

beer is fattening, right?

Damn right.

The Peanut

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Baileys, is how wrong it is. It sitting in your stomach fermenting away until it needs an exit and depending whereabouts in your digestive system (top or bottom end), a quick exit is messy either way.

I've the constitution of a horse so let's test it.

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's all boob, swear down. :pac:

I wish mine was. I carry all my extra weight from the waist down. It sucks being a pear.

Muise...

The Peanut wrote: »

I've the constitution of a horse so let's test it.

mmmm horse...

Fat Christy

LizzieJones wrote: »

I just had a 60 gram pack of peanuts and a cranberry juice. Don't know if that is fattening or not.

I fcuking love peanuts and peanut butter. I bought the peanut butter from the health store, just peanuts, no palm oil or nothing. Fcuking love it, but I end up glueing my mouth shut and choking myself with it. There should be a warning on it: Do not eat spoons of this if you are not in close proximity to some water.

Uberbeamerman

Two chicken kievs and a hape of chips............................................................whats the point of this thread again?

Buzz Killington the third

Very tempting to say 'your ma' when you see that kinda thread title.

Crumpets

Lots of peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

I fcuking love peanuts and peanut butter. I bought the peanut butter from the health store, just peanuts, no palm oil or nothing. Fcuking love it, but I end up glueing my mouth shut and choking myself with it. There should be a warning on it: Do not eat spoons of this if you are not in close proximity to some water.

I rarely eat peanut butter anymore. I wanted pepperoni sticks from the store but they were out so I got the peanuts instead. They were nice and fresh too. Went down a treat with the cranberry juice instead of my usual water.

Fat Christy

LizzieJones wrote: »

I wish mine was. I carry all my extra weight from the waist down. It sucks being a pear.

I have a tummy. I'd much rather be a pear! I have a slight hourglass going on from running and lifting but if I'm being honest, I'm more an apple with a ass. Does that even make sense? :pac:

LizzieJones

Crumpets wrote: »

Lots of peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon

A little peanut butter is lovely on a toasted crumpet. It gets all gooey and melts into the crevices.

catallus

All this talk of apple-butts and crevices is taking this thread in a very interesting direction.

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

I have a tummy. I'd much rather be a pear! I have a slight hourglass going on from running and lifting but if I'm being honest, I'm more an apple with a ass. Does that even make sense? :pac:

It does. Mind you I am not weightless on top myself (44DD bra size) but I wish my weight were more evenly distributed instead of all in my hips, ass and thighs.

catallus

Jesus!

GalwayGuy2

Corn tortillas, salsa on top, way too much cheese. Bang it in to the microwave and throw some guacamole on at the end.

Nom, ****in' nom.

LizzieJones

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Corn tortillas, salsa on top, way too much cheese. Bang it in to the microwave and throw some guacamole on at the end.

Nom, ****in' nom.

No olives? Seriously you need lots of olives on that.

Fox_In_Socks

catallus wrote: »

Jesus!

Jesus is usually portrayed as slim.

Now if you wanted to eat someone fattening who was a religious leader, then maybe a Buddha.

http://sanaakosirickylee.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/laughing-fat-buddha-300x225.jpg

woodoo

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Corn tortillas, salsa on top, way too much cheese. Bang it in to the microwave and throw some guacamole on at the end.

Nom, ****in' nom.

Bit messy but good thinking.

Fat Christy

catallus wrote: »

Jesus!

Mary and Joseph himself!

Lizzie I think we'll have to shtop. There'll be shticky keyboards right, left and centre. I'm a 36 D, just for the record.

mel.b

Tilly wrote: »

I read that as blue waffle

NSFW

oh god, why did I have to google that?????

Think I'm going to have nightmares

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

Mary and Joseph himself!

Lizzie I think we'll have to shtop. There'll be shticky keyboards right, left and centre. I'm a 36 D, just for the record.

Haha, gotcha. Better go wash the load of teacups I let soak.