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Generalising People due to their Name

  • 25-06-2014 1:13am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭


    Does anyone else do this? Not with all names obviously but the odd one ,

    For example when I see someone called Chelsea I generally think they would get up on a gust of wind if they could whereas Lorcan's would to me wnakers in general..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Yep, and I think the exact same thing about those two names you already mentioned, ha.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Well said Katie !




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Any name that begins with Chan or Char (aside from Charlotte) are usually the reserve of horrible, gobby bitches.

    Chantelle, Charlene, Charmaine etc. Awful names


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭moc moc a moc


    A person's name reflects their parents' personalities, which is somewhat indicative of how they were raised. Therefore, a valid and reasonable method of judging their own personality.

    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? Or a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Good job for Brooklyn Beckam that he was conceived there and not Tubbercurry


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Darragh, Trevor, Joe, John, Mikey, Miley....

    (Shudder)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Good job for Brooklyn Beckam that he was conceived there and not Tubbercurry

    Or cockermouth ?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Good job for Brooklyn Beckam that he was conceived there and not Tubbercurry

    Personally when they were making all that noise about how "he was conceived in Brooklyn" I found myself wondering why they didn't call him Civic.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa?

    Yes. But I've never met someone who used the word "spa" who wasn't one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Personally when they were making all that noise about how "he was conceived in Brooklyn" I found myself wondering why they didn't call him Civic.
    What has Brooklyn and Civic got in common?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What has Brooklyn and Civic got in common?

    Honda Civic. Conceived in the back of one. Ah, never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,414 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    I wouldn't dare to generalise Royce, the OP. It's a common enough name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Call your son Julian and he'll be a raging homosexual. Adrian is a bit risky too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Call your child Sharon and you'll be a grandparent before she finishes school


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Yes. But I've never met someone who used the word "spa" who wasn't one.

    Hows it going Fintan?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    Call your son Julian and he'll be a raging homosexual. Adrian is a bit risky too.

    Raging homosexuals are the worst kind!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy



    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? .

    Yes! :mad: I have a good friend called Fintan! He's not a spa! :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Raging homosexuals are the worst kind!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    I've never met a Rory in my life that wasnt a complete tool.. and I've met a few...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    Call your son Julian and he'll be a raging homosexual. Adrian is a bit risky too.

    And as for being called Tarquin or Rupert, I don't think I need say any more.

    When naming our kids anyone ever think about people of that name when deciding.
    "We can't call him (say) Joe cos that Joe that owns the shop is a complete dickhead"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    I've never met a Rory in my life that wasnt a complete tool.. and I've met a few...

    Worse still, I've met a few ginger ones...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    A person's name reflects their parents' personalities, which is somewhat indicative of how they were raised. Therefore, a valid and reasonable method of judging their own personality.

    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? Or a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.

    Spot on.

    Although I know somebody called Jacinta that's not like that at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo



    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? Or a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.

    Yes to both actually!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Some girls names just suggest sexiness.

    Rachel for example, if your name is Rachael, you're probably a babe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    If you call your daughter Candy or Krystal then she's going to end up as a stripper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭Seaba


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    Call your son Julian and he'll be a raging homosexual. Adrian is a bit risky too.

    A girl I knew taught Judo, four of her students over the years were called Julian - all gay?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,730 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Darragh, Trevor, Joe, John, Mikey, Miley....

    (Shudder)

    ??? Wouldn't see anything wrong with Rory either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Some girls names just suggest sexiness.

    Rachel for example, if your name is Rachael, you're probably a babe.


    Hot women usually have certain kinds of names alright. Rebecca, Samantha, Chloe etc. How did their parents know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Evelines are always cranky


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭pojfexcsc


    a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.

    My auntie yeah, mad yoke with her 2 cars and 4 bedroom gaff in Maynooth, thick assumption they're names for **** sake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Dereks have an air of wistful melancholy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Anyone in their early to mid 30's called John Paul tend to be a bit simple. Good natured, yet thick. Tend to find them working in the same supermarket or filling station they first started in after the Junior Cert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    A person's name reflects their parents' personalities, which is somewhat indicative of how they were raised. Therefore, a valid and reasonable method of judging their own personality.

    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? Or a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.

    The only 2 fintans I actually know are working class and really sound. One being from crumlin and the other from finglas.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti



    Have you ever in your life met someone named 'Fintan' who wasn't a complete spa? Or a bird called 'Jacinta' who wasn't a hoopy-earringed howeya? I rest my case.

    I know a lovely lady named Jacinta, she's a very savvy business woman and she's very elegant.

    So there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Anyone called Bríd is always 67 years old, attends church thrice a week, is about 5 ft 5 tall, wears a tonne of clothes and carries a large black handbag; they also have brown hair which resembles a brillo pad in appearance.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    The Simons that I knew would eagerly teach and train you. But they would be easily irritated and cranky by what you consider to be some minor faults on your own ability and motivation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Bernies are always 50 year old blond women who smoke 40 a day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Evelines are always cranky
    more commonly Evelyn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Some girls names just suggest sexiness.

    Rachel for example, if your name is Rachael, you're probably a babe.

    I know a Rachel and she is fugly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel -

    such lyrical names.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭pauliebdub


    Brenda's and Bridget's are usually dumpy thick and plain.

    Lorcan's Pauric's Alasdair's etc.... are usually dry arse middle class knob heads who will remain virgins until they are in their late thirties.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Bernies are always 50 year old blond women who smoke 40 a day.

    There has never been a good looking woman called Bernie in the history of humanity.

    And they all have really short hair to go along with the name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    Any Wayne I've met is usually a Dub who thinks he's hilarious. He's usually not hilarious.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Clearly, nobody should have names anymore. It's far too divisive. Either that, or everyone from now on should be called John. Both genders.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Anyone called Dave is either boring or gay, though probably both.

    Anyone called Maevis cleans the local church or works in a soup kitchen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    old hippy wrote: »
    Clearly, nobody should have names anymore. It's far too divisive. Either that, or everyone from now on should be called John. Both genders.

    That's a win for me, no need to do any paperwork! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    You'll always find the local Winnifred married to a crap farmer.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    There has never been a good looking woman called Bernie in the history of humanity.

    And they all have really short hair to go along with the name.


    http://wornontv.net/the-big-bang-theory/bernadette/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Oink wrote: »

    Bernadette, not Bernie.

    This is what a typical Bernie actually looks like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Anyone called Dave is either boring or gay, though probably both.

    That is a LOT of gays then I guess :confused::eek::rolleyes:


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