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My brothers girlfriend

  • 24-06-2014 12:34am
    #1
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭


    I cant stand to be in the same room as her.She is so fake, being nice everybody's face but being nasty and making cruel comments behind their back. Other people know she's like this but it doesn't seem to bother them. Why does she annoy me so much? Its causes a lot of tension in the family the last few months any advice


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  • #2
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I believe the correct response is he should dump her. Also, you should wash your balls.


  • #3
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Its causes a lot of tension in the family the last few months any advice

    There is things you can do to get rid of types of tension.


  • #4
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    There is things you can do to get rid of types of tension.

    HemeansSex


  • #5
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Roll her up in carpet and throw her off a bridge!!


  • #6
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    You shouldn't really be spending so much time around a brothers girlfriend :confused:


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  • #7
    BonkeyDonker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭BonkeyDonker


    Just sleep with her and get it out of your system.


  • #8
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Do you be nice to her when she's around? Because you're basically doing what you're giving out about when you made this thread if you are nice to her :pac:


  • #9
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Blast her with semen


  • #10
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    BonkeyDonker wrote: »
    Just sleep with her and get it out of your system.

    I don't fancy her at all i just can't see how he can. She doesn't have any redeeming qualities.


  • #11
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    sweatysack wrote: »
    I don't fancy her at all i just can't see how he can. She doesn't have any redeeming qualities.
    Bet she gives great head, ask her for a trial run.


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  • #12
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sweatysack wrote: »
    I don't fancy her at all i just can't see how he can. She doesn't have any redeeming qualities.
    Any port in a storm.


  • #13
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    This has been a waste of time thanks


  • #14
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    What do you actually want us to tell you? :pac:


  • #15
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    sweatysack wrote: »
    This has been a waste of time thanks

    What are 'time thanks'?


  • #16
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    sweatysack wrote: »
    This has been a waste of time thanks

    Go to the relationship advice section under soc at the top bar if you want proper advice


  • #17
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    sweatysack wrote: »
    This has been a waste of time thanks

    Sorry OP. Its late and they're all hyper. Have you tried broaching the subject with your brother. Tentatively.

    Failing that have you considered blasting her with your man mayo?


  • #18
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    What do you actually want us to tell you? :pac:

    Maybe suggest ways i could change my brothers perception of her, see her for what she really is.


  • #19
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    sweatysack wrote: »
    This has been a waste of time thanks
    Well at least wash your balls then. :mad:


  • #20
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Tell your brother you heard suggestive rumours about her...

    If every cock had wings, she'd be an airport


  • #21
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Maybe suggest ways i could change my brothers perception of her, see her for what she really is.

    Maybe talk to him about how much of a gowl she is? :confused:


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  • #22
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    What age is she op?


  • #23
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    What age is she op?

    If he says 14 or something I'll just lol.


  • #24
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    What age is she op?

    30 going on 16


  • #25
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sweatysack wrote: »
    30 going on 16
    And your brother?


  • #26
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Stay clear of her?! None of your business really, your bro will most likely learn the hard way.


  • #27
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    And your brother?

    33, this is a serious issue i probably posted in the wrong section, sorry


  • #28
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sweatysack wrote: »
    33, this is a serious issue i probably posted in the wrong section, sorry
    No you are in the right section, im thinking of a plan.


  • #29
    peejay1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭peejay1986


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    Stay clear of her?! None of your business really, your bro will most likely learn the hard way.

    I'm sure he'd like that *nudge nudge wink wink*


  • #30
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    sweatysack wrote: »
    33, this is a serious issue i probably posted in the wrong section, sorry

    Ah OP don't go into the Relationships advice section. They'd only give ye the wrong advice over there. Here. Broach the subject with your brother. Tell him ye reckon he needs to have a chat with the lady pal about how she treats others and speaks about them when they aren't around to defend themselves. He may tell ye to go **** yerself. Thats when ye blast him with something.


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  • #31
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    I'm surprised no one's said to ring Joe yet...


  • #32
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    I have more serious issues anyway, there's a mosquito in my room that sounds like a baby helicopter and I need to sleep >.<


  • #33
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one's said to ring Joe yet...

    Is that the girlfriends brother?


  • #34
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I have more serious issues anyway, there's a mosquito in my room that sounds like a baby helicopter and I need to sleep >.<

    Do you possess a firearm?


  • #35
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I have more serious issues anyway, there's a mosquito in my room that sounds like a baby helicopter and I need to sleep >.<

    Theres a dog somewhere in my estate been barking for the past 40 mins
    Its a choice between listening to the fecker or closing the window and smothering myself in the heat.


  • #36
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I have more serious issues anyway, there's a mosquito in my room that sounds like a baby helicopter and I need to sleep >.<

    A baby helicopter gave me a nice mental image :)


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  • #37
    comewatmay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭comewatmay


    Do the Ryan giggs


  • #38
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Do you possess a firearm?

    I have a plastic tub and an envelope to catch it but it has more patience than me


  • #39
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    A baby helicopter gave me a nice mental image :)
    Like helicopters? :D

    I'm not talking about the flying machine type!


  • #40
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Do you possess a firearm?

    Look i missed my nieces birthday over that bitch i don't need your smart arse questions


  • #41
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I have a plastic tub and an envelope to catch it but it has more patience than me

    If expect better from a vegetarian ;):p


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  • #42
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Look i missed my nieces birthday over that bitch i don't need your smart arse questions

    You'll do well around here SweatySack.

    Welcome to Boards


  • #43
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Look i missed my nieces birthday over that bitch i don't need your smart arse questions
    I wasnt asking you, calm down.


  • #44
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Look i missed my nieces birthday over that bitch i don't need your smart arse questions

    JESUS CHRIST
    JESUS CHRIST
    JESUS CHRIST


  • #45
    sweatysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭sweatysack


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Ah OP don't go into the Relationships advice section. They'd only give ye the wrong advice over there. Here. Broach the subject with your brother. Tell him ye reckon he needs to have a chat with the lady pal about how she treats others and speaks about them when they aren't around to defend themselves. He may tell ye to go **** yerself. Thats when ye blast him with something.

    Its not just her treatment of others, she drinks alot and takes drugs


  • #46
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Look i missed my nieces birthday over that bitch i don't need your smart arse questions

    Did she tell you the wrong time? Hate when that happens!


  • #47
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Its not just her treatment of others, she drinks alot and takes drugs

    Look OP I'll give her a once over. She'll be 100% satisfied. But you.....


  • #48
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Its not just her treatment of others, she drinks alot and takes drugs

    :eek:

    Time for the po po!


  • #49
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    If expect better from a vegetarian ;):p

    But I'm not a vegetarian :P

    I'm trying to trap it so I can chuck it out in the hall!


  • #50
    peejay1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭peejay1986


    sweatysack wrote: »
    Its not just her treatment of others, she drinks alot and takes drugs

    Report her*





    *to the Gardai, not on Boards


  • #51
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    But I'm not a vegetarian :P

    I'm trying to trap it so I can chuck it out in the hall!

    If you tell me you're a vegan you're the ultimate pedant.


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