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US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

  • 23-06-2014 6:09pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭


    Lol.
    In the space of 24 hours last week, two spectacular rescue operations were carried out in southern Germany.

    Both involved men who had become trapped deep inside cave-like structures, and a large team working to set them free. But if explorer Johann Westhauser is expected to soon tell the world how he gottrapped inside Germany's deepest cave, an anonymous exchange student might prefer to keep quiet about the story of how he got into a tight spot.

    On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

    According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".

    Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".



    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

    Guess you could say he was 'being a Dick'. :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Wonder if it's lubricated?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    22 firefighters

    One or two to rescue him and twenty to have a story to liven up dinner parties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    They should scatter them around the city centre to catch drunks.

    Something something penis flytrap. No, that doesn't work...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    Never go in dry!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Bahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. What a pussy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    22 firefighters

    Is that not the script for some film .... :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Who here hasn't been rescued from a vagina by a public servant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Is that not the script for some film .... :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    True Movies presents, 'Prisoner of Desire: The Johann Westhauser rescue'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Sounds like...he was acting the bollocks...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Wondering if fanny of you got some vaginal puns?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    He must have gone in pretty deep!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Vagina


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

    Possibly the greatest ever thread title on boards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    How did that many firefighters get involved? Sure there's hardly womb for them all to work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    TheZohan wrote: »

    you forgot something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Sounds like...he was acting the bollocks...

    He might be done for statuetory rape


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Poor fella will never live it down :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    That has to be the best thread title I've ever seen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Firefighters are always good for getting people out of a hole.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How did that many firefighters get involved? Sure there's hardly womb for them all to work.
    Did they send in the snatch squad!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    He might be done for statuetory rape

    That deserves more than just a few scabby thanks, take this for your trouble sir -



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    When I saw the thread title, I assumed it was about Angela Merkel, oh well...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    When I saw the thread title, I assumed it was about Angela Merkel, oh well...

    Your getting confused in a vagina and a see you next Tuesday


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    When I saw the thread title, I assumed it was about Angela Merkel, oh well...

    Tbh, I don't think the thread title could've been any clearer!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    German ones have swallowed men whole before you know


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