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Billion dollar idea?

  • 20-06-2014 6:25pm
    #1
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭


    Is there a site on the internet where you can upload recordings of your farts?

    If not, could this be a billion dollar idea?


Comments

  • #2
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Use the 'know your farts' thread.


  • #3
    chuckyarelaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    I doubt you'll make a penny if you can't use google.


  • #4
    rwg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    How would you protect such intellectual property?


  • #5
    TemujinKhan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 ✭TemujinKhan


    How would you generate revenue?


  • #6
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Go onto xhamster and search for videos of people farting. I'm sure you won't be disappointed, they're probably not billionaires off the back of it though.


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  • #7
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    TemujinKhan wrote: »
    How would you generate revenue?

    App sales, advertising and merchandising.

    The billion dollars comes then the Facebook buys me out.


  • #8
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Use the 'know your farts' thread.

    Link please?


  • #9
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    chuckyarelaw wrote: »
    I doubt you'll make a penny if you can't use google.

    So you don't think binging it would work? Has to be google, right?


  • #10
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Idea full of hot air.


  • #11
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Idea full of hot air.

    But hot air rises, just like my share price.


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  • #12
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Link please?

    Na...


  • #13
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Na...

    Keeping it all to yourself, right? Can't say I blame you.


  • #14
    roy rodgers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭roy rodgers


    I cant believe im reading this.


  • #15
    bluefinger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭bluefinger


    open a 'shop' and tell people to give you their money in return for a worthless piece of paper.

    tell them you will give them their money back with a little extra if they can predict the future.

    litter your 'shop' with tiny pens and newspapers to let these people feel they are informed and important.

    repeat until you retire or they are bankrupt.

    don't be afraid to propagate the idea that predicting the future is a 'skill'

    On second thoughts this is an awful idea...no-one would fall for such a simple ruse.


  • #16
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    Go onto xhamster and search for videos of people farting.

    I'm kind of wondering how you know this.


  • #17
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    I'm kind of wondering how you know this.

    Coz he's a sick puppy.


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