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If you died today...

  • 12-06-2014 4:12pm
    #1
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭


    Would anything be found in your room or computer etc. that would show a different side to you or reveal other interests you have that people don't know about? No i'm not talking about porn you dirty minded people. A blog? A diary? Anything else?

    For me, I can't think of anything. Maybe if they saw all my posts on this board they would be glad i'm dead! :D


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  • #2
    Bog Standard User
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Would anything be found in your room or computer etc. that would show a different side to you or reveal other interests you have that people don't know about? No i'm not talking about porn you dirty minded people. A blog? A diary? Anything else?

    For me, I can't think of anything. Maybe if they saw all my posts on this board they would be glad i'm dead! :D

    your cum stains would be found all over your bedroom with a dark light i reckon ;)


  • #3
    gillholmes
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭gillholmes


    my diary


  • #4
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    My enemy list!


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My safe.


  • #6
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    My war diaries/photo albums

    I worked logistics for Médicins Sans Frontiéres in some pretty nasty places for over a decade


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Internet Dead Man's Switch installed.

    Piece of mind assured.


    Opens second browsing window.........


  • #8
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    My online betting and trading accounts that i only have the password to.


  • #9
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    My war diaries/photo albums

    I worked logistics for Médicins Sans Frontiéres in some pretty nasty places for over a decade

    This disturbs me already... :eek:


  • #10
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    Books,stacks and stacks of books


  • #11
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    My war diaries/photo albums

    I worked logistics for Médicins Sans Frontiéres in some pretty nasty places for over a decade

    Ah Biggins, we missed you.


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  • #12
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Ah Biggins, we missed you.
    :confused:


  • #13
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    My war diaries/photo albums

    I worked logistics for Médicins Sans Frontiéres in some pretty nasty places for over a decade

    Give us a look, put them up!


  • #14
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Give us a look, put them up!
    That's why they're put away safely, deeply personal & not for general consumption

    I haven't even shown them to my wife


  • #15
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    :confused:

    That's something Biggins would say.


  • #16
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    That's why they're put away safely, deeply personal & not for general consumption

    I haven't even shown them to my wife

    Why keep such a collection at all? Sounds unhealthy.


  • #17
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    That's why they're put away safely, deeply personal & not for general consumption

    I haven't even shown them to my wife

    Fine by me. I don't fancy eating them.

    You sick monster


  • #18
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Extremely slutty underwear hidden in my wardrobe, and naked photos of myself on my phone :pac:


  • #19
    Alf. A. Male
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    If I died today I'd be livid, World Cup, weekend and heatwave all imminent, what a time to be alive!


  • #20
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    Muise... wrote: »
    Why keep such a collection at all? Sounds unhealthy.
    Some good friends, memorable people & times were had despite the circumstances


  • #21
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    That's something Biggins would say.

    I presume this is who we're talking about?


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  • #22
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    Some good friends, memorable people & times were had despite the circumstances

    Is there any scat porn amongst it?


  • #23
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    Some good friends, memorable people & times were had despite the circumstances

    That sounds like wife-friendly stuff - or do you keep the gruesome details in the same diary and photo albums?


  • #24
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Would anything be found in your room or computer etc. that would show a different side to you or reveal other interests you have that people don't know about?

    I have almost 28,000 posts on some internet forum.


  • #25
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Even if there was anything why would you give a ****?

    Not having to worry about life anymore would be the biggest benefit of dying!


  • #26
    larko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭larko


    I sometimes think about this.... if my workmates went to my funeral they would find out I was gay and find out i have a partner for 18 yrs. God id love to see that reaction.


  • #27
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    My porn collection ranges from Anal for the Elderly to Zoe's Teenage Slut-Off. I suppose it would just confirm how thorough I was when it came to pursuing my interests.


  • #28
    Yer Aul One
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Yer Aul One


    larko wrote: »
    I sometimes think about this.... if my workmates went to my funeral they would find out I was gay and find out i have a partner for 18 yrs. God id love to see that reaction.

    We know pal. We just want you to be happy


  • #29
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    My cum box


  • #30
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    mad muffin wrote: »
    My cum box

    Well I'm off, g'luck.


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  • #31
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Yes. That's quite enough internets for today, methinks!


  • #32
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    A broken torch, a watch, a map of Dublin and a well thumbed note with the words "sons" and "peter" scrawled in what looks like blood.


  • #33
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    wil wrote: »
    A broken torch, a watch, a map of Dublin and a well thumbed note with the words "sons" and "peter" scrawled in what looks like blood.

    And a ferry timetable ...........


  • #34
    rambutman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    My fossil would have a hard on and there would be large amounts of cocaine and alcohol in my blood stream.


  • #35
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    The midgets surfboard under the bed


  • #36
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    all these dead hookers i have mounted might scare a couple of people.


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  • #37
    Umadbrah?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭Umadbrah?


    green_screen wrote: »
    Extremely slutty underwear hidden in my wardrobe, and naked photos of myself on my phone :pac:

    Text me the pics

    thanks bb xxx

    0856969699


  • #38
    Piliger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    Anyone who does't have secrets hasn't lived a real life imho.


  • #39
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    just don't type "x" into my address bar. . . .


  • #40
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    A lot of friends even family think I an pretty wealthy, nope I am not and aren't they in for a big surprise when the will is read lol.


  • #41
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    5 bajillion boards.ie posts ranging from retarded youngster to retarded elder.


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  • #42
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Cum box
    NOPE Thread is thattaway! ---->

    I have some diaries from 2007 up to today. Recently read them- Jaysus, I was emo. I'm torn between saving them so my future children can laugh at them and learn how not to act or burning them out of sheer cringe.
    Aside from that, I have a small trunk of yaoi and several battery operated "devices" that might raise a few eyebrows....


  • #43
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    realies wrote: »
    A lot of friends even family think I an pretty wealthy, nope I am not and aren't they in for a big surprise when the will is read lol.

    Always leave them wanting more :pac:


  • #44
    ewinslet
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ewinslet


    I'm pretty sure nothing incriminating would be found now, because I've made a concerted effort never to put anything incriminating on my computer ever again.

    I have seen so many cases of people being found out after police raided their computer that I've made a pledge never to put anything incriminating on my computer especially if it's connected to the internet. You can be pretty sure that anything you put on your computer can be recovered no matter how well you think you've hidden it. Any network administrator can look up your internet history and find out every single detail about you, right down to the exact genre of porn you're into. Someone knowing my porn habits doesn't bother me (who doesn't watch it) but if you're into anything worse than vanilla porn you're sure to be found out.


  • #45
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    Muise... wrote: »
    That sounds like wife-friendly stuff - or do you keep the gruesome details in the same diary and photo albums?
    Nothing as sinister as that

    It's a Pandora's box of memories from a past life I'd rather not delve into for personal reasons

    No mystery Muise, sorry to disappoint ;)


  • #46
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    neamhspleachi wrote: »
    Nothing as sinister as that

    It's a Pandora's box of memories from a past life I'd rather not delve into for personal reasons

    No mystery Muise, sorry to disappoint ;)

    Okay, okay, whatever you say, Hemmingway...


  • #47
    neamhspleachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭neamhspleachi


    Muise... wrote: »
    Okay, okay, whatever you say, Hemmingway...
    The only thing I have in common with Mr.Hemmingway is alcoholism :pac:


  • #48
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    If gugleguy died,

    there'd be no more updates from his

    Linked-in Profile, Youtube, and Personal Website.


  • #49
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    gugleguy wrote: »
    If gugleguy died,

    there'd be no more updates from his

    Linked-in Profile, Youtube, and Personal Website.

    Ah sure nobody looks at those anyway.


  • #50
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Underwear from my various sexual conquests over the years.


  • #51
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,706 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    My manifesto


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