€100 Ticketmaster Voucher to be won with Electric Ireland to celebrate Father's Day!

EI: Aoife O

Hi Everyone,

This Sunday 15th June marks Father’s Day, the day that celebrates your old man. Fathers have that knack of striking the balance of nurturing you as you grow older, while also finding those perfect moments to embarrass you & “build character”.

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’re giving away a €100 Ticketmaster voucher. This summer is packed full of different gigs and events so take your pick, and enjoy! To enter, just leave a post below with your Father’s best little nugget of wisdom! This could be anything from some great advice you received once, to his catchphrase or favourite line (keep it clean though folks)!



Terms and conditions for this competition. We’ll pick the winner next week randomly, good luck!

All the best,
The Electric Ireland team

Agent Smith

"Did you ask your mother?"

Sadderday

Couldn't choose .....................................

'So I says to him, says I'
'Get out of the shower, you'll break it'
'Your mammy is doing stew'
'Just go in and start working and at lunchtime - then ask for a job'
'Your mammy wants me to go to Tesco for messages'
'Its just the weather thats making you tired/cold/annoyed'
'ah, your lucky if you only have that to worry about'
'Bono, bleedin' Bono'
'He's sleveen'
'You're scuttered'
'Did ya get a herald love?'
'If that bleedin' ball comes into that bleedin' garden again I'm going to go out, get it and stick it up his bleedin' ****'

TimeToShine

"Ah jesus the electricity bill was 300 euro last time would yis ever turn the feckin' lights off"

anthonyross

is it christmas again cause the looks like a fecking christmas tree with all the light on!

kiwisinead

money dont grow on trees

earlyapex

Purple is not a colour, it's a shade.

shivie

"If you had half my brain, you'd be doing well" (this is not a joke 😂)

sob1467

What the mind believes and conceives, the mind can achieve.

lotsofthegreen

"Don't have kids" & "Don't get married" ; from a dad of eleven! 

Skid X

"Why are there lights on in every room when they are empty?

I'm not made of Electricity Money!"

Davy

(On a friday) Get up today and you can have tomorrow off :rolleyes:

carbsy

" Where you off to? .. That Mr Henry's place again i bet?!? Hope they knock it down and build apartments. It's corrupting all of ye!! " circa ~ 1993.

Gaspode

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!

Mountjoy Mugger

Do yer homework!

littleoulme

never forget who you are or where you come from.

user99

give up your need to always be right

Beagslife

Electric Ireland: Aoife O wrote: »

Hi Everyone,

This Sunday 15th June marks Father’s Day, the day that celebrates your old man. Fathers have that knack of striking the balance of nurturing you as you grow older, while also finding those perfect moments to embarrass you & “build character”.

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’re giving away a €100 Ticketmaster voucher. This summer is packed full of different gigs and events so take your pick, and enjoy! To enter, just leave a post below with your Father’s best little nugget of wisdom! This could be anything from some great advice you received once, to his catchphrase or favourite line (keep it clean though folks)!



Terms and conditions for this competition. We’ll pick the winner next week randomly, good luck!

All the best,
The Electric Ireland team

Take your points and the goals will follow!

Basq

"If <insert friend's name here> jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Princess Peach

Never assume the other person has a brain

Star Lord

Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves!

Dozen Wicked Words

No son , Taggart is way better than Morse, now let us never speak of it again.

coolclogher

If you have the reputation for being an early riser, you can stay in bed all day!!

RosieJoe

Like many others: What did your Mother say?

fionny

Ask your mother.

ciarraioch1

Regardless of how simple or cruelly difficult the task, "Use your initiative."

davo2001

"You have 2 ears and one mouth, so listen twice as much as you speak."

Best advise he ever gave me, RIP daddio!

rabsmith2

You cannot take knickers of a bare ass

esprimo

"..what I don't know, isn't worth knowing!"

clintondaly

I lost my dad less than 2 weeks ago,but his favourite phrase over the last few months was from the Aviva ad "Spot me Bren"
Anything he needed doing for him over the last while was expressed by him saying that phrase with the appropraite persons name put in instead.

iDann

Anyone can be a dad, but it takes a real man to be a father.

Tabnabs

Forget about style; worry about results

whiteandlight

When warned he is running himself into the ground 'I need to keep you in the style to which you've grown accustomed'.

Note: I am married, haven't lived at home in 7 years and have been financially independent and in full time employment for 6 years! He still says it!

irish_goat

[lies]

"Mammy says it's ok if you say it's ok."

[/lies]

zero19

Gin and bitter lemon is a great drink!

MBSnr

2 kids and a dog packed in the back of a 1977 Chrysler Avenger....

Us: Are we there yet....?
Dad: Just around the next corner...
.
.
.
Us: Are we there yet....?
Dad: It's just around the next corner....

smallgarden

We don't have shares in the esb

gok

like this message I got last year:-
you're the world's best Dad although my frame of reference is limited

with this joke on the back
What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where's popcorn?

teachchinese

Like father, like son!

teachchinese

Like father, like son!

AlmostQuick

'It's far from sushi you were reared'.

conor2ka

Dont smoke and you be grand

ShaneU

There's always money in the banana stand.

TOMP

Electric Ireland: Aoife O wrote: »

Hi Everyone,

This Sunday 15th June marks Father’s Day, the day that celebrates your old man. Fathers have that knack of striking the balance of nurturing you as you grow older, while also finding those perfect moments to embarrass you & “build character”.

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’re giving away a €100 Ticketmaster voucher. This summer is packed full of different gigs and events so take your pick, and enjoy! To enter, just leave a post below with your Father’s best little nugget of wisdom! This could be anything from some great advice you received once, to his catchphrase or favourite line (keep it clean though folks)!



Terms and conditions for this competition. We’ll pick the winner next week randomly, good luck!

All the best,
The Electric Ireland team

"Keep it between the hedges"

patleit

 Theres a chink of light in every dark cloud

The early bird, gets the worm.
But the second mouse, gets the cheese.

Fr_Dougal

'You're adopted'. 

brooke 2

Better keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and prove it!!

A word spoken in anger can never be taken back.

Cakewheels

"There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing"

"We don't follow trends, we set them"

sassyj

Whenever anyone was ever sick in the house, he'd say " Don't buy any long playing records" 
The younger ones here probably don't know what an LP is :)

mckildare

"Never up, never in!" (in relation to pitch&putt)