Drug testing, will I pass?

Freespoons

I have urine drug test tomorrow I smoke 2/3 joints a week on me days off and tomorrow will be 19 days without smoking at all. Will I pass????

Agent Smith

The Magic 8Ball I have here says.... "Outlook not so good"

biko

*shakes 8ball*



"Ask me tomorrow."

beertons

biko wrote: »

*shakes 8ball*."

8 spot falls out.

Auldloon

It depends but I'd say you should. Make sure the pee you give for your test is at least your fourth pee of the day so that means start drinking lots of liquid several hours before the test. Good luck!

pragmatic1

Depends what the sample type is i.e. urine or blood.

PirateShampoo

Keep drinking your own urine between now and the test, you will achieve maximum filtration.

It's the only way to be sure.

AnonoBoy

Will you pass?

How much revision have you done?


Also - Freespoons???? Are you sure it's just pot you've been taking?

TiGeR KiNgS

As it has been more than 2 weeks you should have a spliff 2 hours before the test, this will draw the remaining THC toxins away from your bladder area.
Then you should have plenty of Mi Wadi ready to dilute your piss sample.

myshirt

Definitely don't do an 8 ball beforehand, you'll never pass.

Tardful Slakerly

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Depends what the sample type is i.e. urine or blood.

He said it's a urine test. The OP is one sentence..

myshirt

Tardful Slakerly wrote: »

He said it's a urine test. The OP is one sentence..

There could be blood in his urine

Tardful Slakerly

myshirt wrote: »

There could be blood in his urine

Or ghosts.

Vito Corleone

Just get a sample of urine off someone with no THC in their system and pour that into the sample, you'll be in private. Jesus, do we have to think of everything?

carlmango11

Out of interest, is it for a job? Do Irish companies do that? Thought it was just an American thing.

Mike747

According to this link

http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/2287.aspx?CategoryID=53

regular smokers will have it in their system for between two weeks and a month, so if you're very lucky you might pass.

bluefinger

You can have some of my piss if you want. I've tons of it at home in jars.

A cow called Daisy

Freespoons wrote: »

I have urine drug test tomorrow I smoke 2/3 joints a week on me days off and tomorrow will be 19 days without smoking at all. Will I pass????

Are they fairly serious about this? Maybe tbey are just taking tbe piss

anncoates

All I can say is that urine with a good chance.

RobbingBandit

I would fail you for posting me rather than my but then again I am a real Nazi.

bnt

Oh, and be sure to have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast, just to confuse the tests further. (Or not.)

ScumLord

Auldloon wrote: »

so that means start drinking lots of liquid several hours before the test. Good luck!

Drinking lots of water will dilute the results, once you're under a certain limit you pass.

Drink to much water and it has the very real potential to kill you or leave you with brain damage, yes drinking too much water can do that. Anything over 2 litres in close succession is dangerous.

Tarzana

Mike747 wrote: »

According to this link

http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/2287.aspx?CategoryID=53

regular smokers will have it in their system for between two weeks and a month, so if you're very lucky you might pass.

How long would it take for occasional smokers to pass the urine test? (can't read the link)

Sir Osis of Liver.

Marinate your mickey in vodka overnight and you'll be grand.

looking_around

you'll pass, my da smokes alot of weed (or did). quit for 2 weeks before urine test...passed.

you'll be fine...anyway... no use worrying is there?

mackeire

Do a few lines of coke, they definitely wont care about the hash then!

CaSCaDe711

Freespoons wrote: »

I have urine drug test tomorrow I smoke 2/3 joints a week on me days off and tomorrow will be 19 days without smoking at all. Will I pass????

Anto, is that you ? :eek:

Mint Sauce

Is the test witnessed? This might call for the fake penis and a bag of someone elses urine trick.

Lou.m

Freespoons wrote: »

I have urine drug test tomorrow I smoke 2/3 joints a week on me days off and tomorrow will be 19 days without smoking at all. Will I pass????

Urine ..possibly but likely that you can fail too.

Blood ..no

Hair Follicle sample....you would not pass that for a years after using.

Ruu

You have already posted this in Health and Fitness and other forums as well. Hardly a need for another here.