Lying here in hospital after procedure

hallo dare

Just after having a 2nd rhizotomy on my back and im here lying back in hospital........ Tripping.

Here's hoping it works this time, after having 2 of these and 2 epidurals.

My name is URL

Well the fact that you're tapping away on your phone after surgery is a good sign anyway.. probably.

whiskeyman

Hope you get 'back' to feeling better soon!

iDave

Any hot nurses in the vicinity?

hallo dare

My name is URL wrote: »

Well the fact that you're tapping away on your phone after surgery is a good sign anyway.. probably.

Yep, wouldn't go as far as to call it surgery, more of a procedure!

ScumLord

If you're stuck in the bed you won't be able to escape the hospital food.

hallo dare

iDave wrote: »

Any hot nurses in the vicinity?

Out of the 4 there's only one. A little Asian chick. Nice!!!

kneemos

Any day you wake up without a tube in your penis is a good day

hallo dare

ScumLord wrote: »

If you're stuck in the bed you won't be able to escape the hospital food.

I know, im dreading it!

hallo dare

kneemos wrote: »

Any day you wake up without a tube in your penis is a good day

Jaysus, here's hoping!

hallo dare

iDave wrote: »

Any hot nurses in the vicinity?

Out of the 4 there's only one. A little Asian chick. Nice!!!

My name is URL

hallo dare wrote: »

Yep, wouldn't go as far as to call it surgery, more of a procedure!

Don't know anything about it but if Wikipedia is anything to go by then it sure sounds like a surgery to me!

SDR begins with a 1- to 2-inch incision along the center of the lower back just above the waist. An L1 laminectomy is then performed: a section of the spine's bone, the spinous processes together with a portion of the lamina, are removed, like a drain-cap, to expose the spinal cord and spinal nerves underneath.

I'd need to be sedated before they explained it to me :pac:

hallo dare

My name is URL wrote: »

Don't know anything about it but if Wikipedia is anything to go by then it sure sounds like a surgery to me!



I'd need to be sedated before they explained it to me :pac:

Haha, sedation is grand, feels more like you're hammered drunk and the needles are grand, but you feel alot of whats going on and it aint pleasant!

darkpagandeath

I would be more worried about being a captive audience to those religious zealots and their good word... get well soon

corner of hells

hallo dare wrote: »

Out of the 4 there's only one. A little Asian chick. Nice!!!

And if that little Asian chick gets an erection , you could be in for a surprise.

hallo dare

corner of hells wrote: »

And if that little Asian chick gets an erection , you could be in for a surprise.

Haha, I've had enough pricks in my back today!

biko

Every time I read something ending in -stomy I'm thinking "stomach poo bag"
It could be much worse OP.

dodderangler

hallo dare wrote: »

Out of the 4 there's only one. A little Asian chick. Nice!!!

What hospital is it your in??

desultory

Great story.

hallo dare

dodderangler wrote: »

What hospital is it your in??

Sports surgery, santry

Lou.m

hallo dare wrote: »

Sports surgery, santry

Heal well OP :-)

--LOS--

I don't know what some of those words are but.....ouch

Fr_Dougal

hallo dare wrote: »

Just after having a 2nd rhizotomy on my back and im here lying back in hospital........ Tripping.

Here's hoping it works this time, after having 2 of these and 2 epidurals.

It's your own fault, you obviously didn't learn your lesson the first time. Leave the poor Rhinos alone and they won't get stuck in your back.

hallo dare

TheZohan wrote: »

It's your own fault, you obviously didn't learn your lesson the first time. Leave the poor Rhinos alone and they won't get stuck in your back.

Don't judge me! They bloody deserved it!!! :-) :-)

pragmatic1

Enjoy. Hospitals have the best drugs. I've such an addictive personality I used to save up my pain pills and take them all at night.

Degringola

Makes me think of rhizomes.

Banjo String

Back in 99 I almost lost my pinkie on my left hand in an accident at work.

Anyways, was holed up in the Ulster hospital in Dundonald at the time for a week (plastic surgery and many physio and occupational therapy sessions) it was August and the temp was high, and I was getting frustrated (you know what I mean)

Anyway there was this one nurse in particular, and I totally convinced myself that she had the hots for me. Always flashing cleavage at me, and always had a seductive smile.

I suddenly decided one evening to try my luck with her....

Me, "nurse, gimme a kiss"
Nurse "nope, not a chance"
Me, " go on nurse, just gimme a kiss, no one will know"
Nurse, "nope. Never gonna happen." :mad:
Me, "please nurse..... Just a little kiss, that's all I'm asking for"
Nurse, "NO! No kisses" ................................... "I shouldn't even be wănking you"