A friend in need.............

Wacker The Attacker

A friend is in need of a novel way to express his feelings of undying love to the love of his life.

Surprisingly, my suggestion of fingering her at the Aviva tomorrow hasn't been met with the enthusiasm I had expected.

Any suggestions?

Larianne

Bag of chips?

Lucifer MorningStar

Is a friend indeed

dee_mc

Well clearly he's not willing to go the extra mile with your suggested grand gesture...
Maybe he's just not that into her?

Hande hoche!

Show his artistic yet feminine side. A doll made of her hair.

Links234

...is a friend indeed
a friend with weed is better
a friend with breasts and all the rest
a friend who's dressed in leather

Thanks OP, now I have Placebo's Pure Morning stuck in my head

Aidric

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Surprisingly, my suggestion of fingering her at the Aviva tomorrow hasn't been met with the enthusiasm I had expected.

Any suggestions?

What if he finger banged her wearing a one direction mask?

Links234

Links234 wrote: »

...is a friend indeed
a friend with weed is better
a friend with breasts and all the rest
a friend who's dressed in leather

Thanks OP, now I have Placebo stuck in my head

I was about to post the video

Slicemeister

Will fall asleep before the dots run out???

Andersonisgod

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Is a friend indeed

A friend with weed is better......

Wacker The Attacker

dee_mc wrote: »

Well clearly he's not willing to go the extra mile with your suggested grand gesture...
Maybe he's just not that into her?

My sentiments exactly

Links234

bluewolf wrote: »

I was about to post the video

Do it anyway! Great video

The Backwards Man

A friend in need is a scrounger that happens to know you.

Wacker The Attacker

Aidric wrote: »

What if he finger banged her wearing a one direction mask?

That would make him a paedophile

Arthur Beesley

Turd sandwich?

dee_mc

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A friend in need is a scrounger that happens to know you.

Ouch! Harsh but fair

Slicemeister

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Turd sandwich?

3 won't fit into a tin foil packet.

jobeenfitz

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

A friend is in need of a novel way to express his feelings of undying love to the love of his life.

Surprisingly, my suggestion of fingering her at the Aviva tomorrow hasn't been met with the enthusiasm I had expected.

Any suggestions?

whats "fingering her at the Aviva"? Does the Aviva = her navel? What are ya on about?

stefan idiot jones

.....is a pain in the arse.

A friend with weed is a friend indeed but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

Wacker The Attacker

jobeenfitz wrote: »

whats "fingering her at the Aviva"? Does the Aviva = her navel? What are ya on about?

Aviva Stadium.

By Aviva stadium I mean the Aviva stadium

The Backwards Man

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Aviva Stadium.

By Aviva stadium I mean the Aviva stadium

Landsdowne Road to us culchies.

Slicemeister

jobeenfitz wrote: »

whats "fingering her at the Aviva"? Does the Aviva = her navel? What are ya on about?

That's the vulva you're thinking of.Fair share of gobbling going on there tomorrow by all accounts though.

Sauve

Tell her friend to tell her straight out that he's clean mad about her.
It's the only way.

Nib

I presume they're going to the Ireland v Turkey match?

Fingering her in front of 20 or 30k people? Great idea.

Larianne

Sauve wrote: »

Tell her friend to tell her straight out that he's clean mad about her.
It's the only way.

Jeez, no, don't do this.
Ladies love a man of mystery!

Sauve

Larianne wrote: »

Jeez, no, don't do this.
Ladies love a man of mystery!

Nah. Gets boring once you grow up. There's nothing like honesty imo.

Larianne

Sauve wrote: »

Nah. Gets boring once you grow up. There's nothing like honesty imo.

Box of Milktray gone with the times too?

Slicemeister

Sauve wrote: »

Nah. Gets boring once you grow up. There's nothing like honesty imo.

Honesty with women offline is a no-no. I'm 23 so idknow

Frosty McSnowballs

Sauve wrote: »

Nah. Gets boring once you grow up. There's nothing like honesty imo.

Larianne wrote: »

Box of Milktray gone with the times too?

I'd pay good money to see this fight!

Sauve

Larianne wrote: »

Box of Milktray gone with the times too?

There's always time for food romance. Always.

Larianne

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'd pay good money to see this fight!

Food fight?
But sure that'd be a waste!

Cupcake_Crisis

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

A friend is in need of a novel way to express his feelings of undying love to the love of his life.

Surprisingly, my suggestion of fingering her at the Aviva tomorrow hasn't been met with the enthusiasm I had expected.

Any suggestions?

Please start writing romance novels!

bradlente

Nib wrote: »

I presume they're going to the Ireland v Turkey match?

Fingering her in front of 20 or 30k people? Great idea.

The match won't be great,she might get bored.It wouldn't exactly be in front of 30k unless it's the half time attraction,that'd be a bit too far.I can see Karl Spain introducing it now...

Sauve

Slicemeister wrote: »

Honesty with women offline is a no-no. I'm 23 so idknow

Wait ten years, then give it a go. Tellin ya

Frosty McSnowballs

Larianne wrote: »

Food fight?
But sure that'd be a waste!

Not if done properly!;)

corner of hells

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

A friend is in need of a novel way to express his feelings of undying love to the love of his life.

Surprisingly, my suggestion of fingering her at the Aviva tomorrow hasn't been met with the enthusiasm I had expected.

Any suggestions?

Are you suggesting you finger her or he fingers her ?

Larianne

Sauve wrote: »

Wait ten years, then give it a go. Tellin ya

In ten years the girl would have left him by then.

Slicemeister

:eek:

Larianne wrote: »

In ten years the girl would have left him by then.

Sauve wrote: »

Wait ten years, then give it a go. Tellin ya

Why condescend like that? Suave not you, just illustrating. Suave:-)

Wacker The Attacker

Nib wrote: »

I presume they're going to the Ireland v Turkey match?

Fingering her in front of 20 or 30k people? Great idea.

memorable though

Sauve

Larianne wrote: »

In ten years the girl would have left him by then.

Wasn't talking about a specific girl, just speaking generally

Wacker The Attacker

corner of hells wrote: »

Are you suggesting you finger her or he fingers her ?

Its all about give and take.

Wacker The Attacker

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Please start writing romance novels!

Mills and boon better watch their sh1t

Frosty McSnowballs

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Mills and boon better watch their sh1t

I'd buy your stuff! You should do postcards!

Wacker The Attacker

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'd buy your stuff! You should do postcards!

You might have a job trying to explain why there's a massive mickey on the postcard.

Sauve

Slicemeister wrote: »

:eek:



Why condescend like that? Suave not you, just illustrating. Suave:-)

Didn't mean it to be condescending whatsoever! Experience and time on both sides makes a huge difference. Things that worked for me when I was 23 wouldn't work now, and things that I do now wouldn't have worked for me when I was 23. Sure it all depends on the individuals involved anyway

D1stant

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Landsdowne Road to us culchies.

Exactly. Anyone who refers to LR as the Aviva is a cunt

Its in our constitution amendment 176 section 4

Wacker The Attacker

D1stant wrote: »

Exactly. Anyone who refers to LR as the Aviva is a cunt

Its in our constitution amendment 176 section 4

I knew I was on to something

Slicemeister

Sauve wrote: »

Didn't mean it to be condescending whatsoever! Experience and time on both sides makes a huge difference. Things that worked for me when I was 23 wouldn't work now, and things that I do now wouldn't have worked for me when I was 23. Sure it all depends on the individuals involved anyway

Definitely. Nor would I expect them to. Caveat Emptor my brain stays asleep.