Great goal commentaries

FatherTed

Let's post them here. One of mine is the Mexico commentator when USA scores twice in injury time against Panama in a World Cup qualifier that knocked out Panama and put arch rivals Mexico back in the World Cup playoff game, even as they were losing to Costa Rica themselves. He praises USA and goes off on a tirade on how useless Mexico has been:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKKeSG_bXAU

Lightbulb Sun

Oat23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-333qI4q8aA

Forever my favourite.

thudd

World Cup Semi Final 2006, Germany v Italy.......the most amazing finish to a match that I have ever seen. The commentary is phenomenal too! An understanding of the Italian language not required.

'Gol di Grosso!! Gol di Grosso!!'

Chills every single time!

Lawrence1895

One out of many highlights on Borussia Dortmund's Netradio :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw4tOthkR6Y

YouTookMyName

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNG2dDhVUAI

Agueros goals 9 mins in.

GOOOOLLLL” call and a bonus “na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Kun Aguero!

Skylinehead

The Dutch commentary obviously, so iconic. What a goal too.

x43r0

American commentary always gets me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2d-QrnFgA

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!!!!111

Diabhal Beag

Alan Partridge really makes George Hamilton sound like an absolute amateur.

murpho999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_syaDEXPn3Q

Always's liked Magee's "Different Class" commentary on this great goal.

Degag

Has to be up there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxA1f5Gfcg

MagicMarker

".....and Solskjær has won it!"

Knex*

On my phone, but I think the commentary for the 77 European Cup final when Tommy Smith scored is a classic.

'And it's Tommy Smith! What an end to a career!'

thelad95

Got to love Ray Hudson and his Mexican disco

I think the fact there are so many foreign commentators here show how crap English one's are. Even if England won the World Cup with a Rooney goal in the 120th minute of Extra Time it would probably just be something along the lines 'England have one it' whereas some of these guys would scream Rooneys name 32 times then sing God save the queen in their native tongue.

J. Marston

Martin Tyler has had some great ones.

Machedaaaaa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pgPFmXjC8

Jiiiiiiiiii!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEL8OnhG0-c

Liverpool have caved in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZ9AGNvJeY

Agueroooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRrXuObdeds

SEPT 23 1989

all the best commentaries were done on the telephone

any excuse to show this work of art

FatherTed

A few more from Ray Hudson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-j4qP9vtyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDyQeICLfY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY

dreamers75

Biased/ Pats fans commentating on Pats vs Krylya Sovetov in Europe leage few years ago.

"chilean geezer in goal"

Reedsie

SkySports fanzone. United 8 : Arsenal 2. How does the Utd fan handle it? With very, very little mercy.

(This is what I thought Gary Neville would be like as a commentator)

Green Giant

Impartial Neapolitan commentator is moderately pleased with stoppage time winning goal

NIMAN

Most famous ever?

He really hated Maggie Thatcher!

Podge2k7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9-P2UF9JIg

Bykobap

dva... dvaaaa...
two... twoooo...

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL...

nebo se otvorilo...
sky opened up...

stadion je eksplodirao...
stadium exploded...

citav bajernov tim je na travi, nokautirani su fudbaleri bajerna...
whole of bayern team is lying on the grass, bayern footbalers are feeling knocked out...

Crackle

Not quite as good as some posted already but I'll add Gary Neville's orgasmic cries from 2 years ago.

FatherTed

Wasn't there one with Philip Greene who was a passionate Shamrock Rover fan on the radio once when Boh scored, he yells out "...and Bohs have fcukin scored!"?

eagle eye

The Jimmy Magee 'different class' one is my favourite of all time. Jimmy had a knack of saying the right thing at special moments in sport and that was one of them.

grenache

Oat23 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-333qI4q8aA

Forever my favourite.

Good auld Auriemma! A legend in any language. His commentary when Napoli beat City in CL 3 years ago was epic too.

Paully D

Can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEL8OnhG0-c

buckfasterer

I still get chills every time I hear this

A Dub in Glasgo

'the Welshman strikes...'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVnnOpht35g

cson

Almost 3 pages in and no "COLLYMORE CLOSING INNNNNNN"

Showing the age profile of the Soccer forum these days.

Fr Tod Umptious

eagle eye wrote: »

The Jimmy Magee 'different class' one is my favourite of all time. Jimmy had a knack of saying the right thing at special moments in sport and that was one of them.

What's brilliant about it is that it's so un-contrived, so natural.

Its a million times better than any South America shouting "Goal....." or a players name at the top of their voice.

FatherTed

"The Nation holds it's breath...."

FatherTed

Forgot about this one....

"Now here comes Hurst, he's got some people on the pitch, they think it's all over..... It is now! It's 4."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsOOLIsZ-U

Moneymaker

Borat_Sagdiyev

Surprised this wasn't posted already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B84hprAfK-4

Alfred Borden

BigCon

Love the South American commentators...

allonboard

The funniest thing I ever heard a commentator say was a champions league game between Besiktas and Liverpool. It was on rte I think it was darragh maloney commentating. A brazilian guy called Bobo scored for Besiktas and the commentator said: "Bobo may be a clown's name, but there's nothing funny about that finish."

BQQ

no disrespect to Jimmy Magee, but this is different class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVho3I0NtU

Gracias Dios por el futbol por Maradonna

gallag

Phil parry going bonkers at Bobby zamoras 90th minute play of final goal!!!!

Come on you RRRRRR'S http://deadspin.com/bbc-announcer-goes-bonkers-as-qpr-scores-90th-minute-wi-1581083245