Vote No. 1 Edvard Hund

Augmerson

Anyone in Lusky Lusk tell us more about this poster of a dog for election?

http://i.imgur.com/gIlO8E1.png

Nemeses

Augmerson wrote: »

Anyone in Lusky Lusk tell us more about this poster of a dog for election?

http://i.imgur.com/gIlO8E1.png

Sold.

Would do a much better job then the current lot.

Also, he'd work for dog treats.

Guy:Incognito

I'm not 100% sure but my senses are leaning me towards all not being above board and the possibility of a jolly royal jape being afoot.

Augmerson

Many votes I wish upon this four legged friend.

KERSPLAT!

Ruff times ahead when the best candidate is a pup like that!

Omackeral

He looks a little ruff in that poster but I can assure you as a politician he is the dog's b*llocks. The nuts mutts, if you will.

Ruu

Barking mad to vote for him!

Zombienosh

I for one welcome our new canine overlord

FouxDaFaFa

Posters are in Galway now too. And he's got you all beat in the puns stakes.

Apologies for the delaying in replying; the moon is in Uranus and I spent a good while barking at it these last few nights.


A brief history that explains my mission.

.......My sister gave birth in the street to five lovely pups this time last year. She got done for littering in public, which just wasn't fair, and probably got me started in politics - I just felt I had to do something about this. Stand on my own four feet for what is right! Granted, my sister is a thoroughbred bitch, but this wasn't on. Those little pups turned 7 last week; they'll be 10 in August, and they deserve better. Politics is a dog eat dog business and people say I'm barking mad to get involved, but I've been led around by people for too long- The dogs in the street will tell you that!


My manifesto includes the following:


- more transparent pricing policy on pet foods in supermarket multiples. Cat food consistently gets better shelf coverage and better pricing. This makes cat ownership more attractive and discriminates against dogs (and other consumers of dog food).


- an end to the portrayal of dogs as stupid, hungry layabouts on TV and elsewhere. Scooby-doo is a disgrace; he sold out the good name of the noble Great Dane for some snacks and a bit of fame. If elected, I will seek to redress this perception of dogs through better, more balanced cartoons.


- better screening of those seeking to study veterinary medicine. Any applicant with fingers larger than a standard Denny sausage will be barred from training or practising as a vet. As a transitional measure, existing practising vets with large fingers will be confined to examining the front end of all small animals (except cats).


- an end to the "pooper-scoope"r policy. Dogs have a right to poop where they wish without fear of reprisal. I am supported in this by numerous 'shoe-cleaner' product manufacturers who have seen their business decline in recent years due to a lack of good quality, well camouflaged dog **** in the streets.


- likewise, with regard to "arse-sniffing"; it's part of our culture and an entitlement. I would like to extend the sniffing policy to cover the sniffing of arses of all species.


- justice for my cousin Spotty Hund who was kicked in the arse at the back of a pub by a drunk who though he was a one-eyed monster walking backwards. Spotty developed complications as a result, including a half a haemorrhoid - which isn't a whole pile - and now he looks like a bulldog when he tries to move his bowel.


- registration of the "Gurrier Terrier" (TM) as a recognised pedigree breed with the Irish Kennel Club (Gadharchumann na hEireann).
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- other polices in time. I find typing difficult; my paw is killing me......

Muise...

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

I'm not 100% sure but my senses are leaning me towards all not being above board and the possibility of a jolly royal jape being afoot.

em, no, he's a candidate in a democracy silly!

Donkey Oaty

Scooby-doo is a disgrace; he sold out the good name of the noble Great Dane for some snacks and a bit of fame. If elected, I will seek to redress this perception of dogs through better, more balanced cartoons.

I notice he makes no mention of Pluto, Penry in Hong Kong Phooey, Droopy, Brian in Family Guy, Muttley, Fred Basset, Huckleberry Hound or Dogbert, not to mention the huge cast of 101 Dalmatians and all those brave anonymous canines in Gary Larson's The Far Side.

And don't get me started on Roobarb.

The Diabolical Monocle

Augmerson wrote: »

Anyone in Lusky Lusk tell us more about this poster of a dog for election?

http://i.imgur.com/gIlO8E1.png

I wanted to do something like this with Mr Srnub.

But I lack the printing equipment and knowhow.


Maybe it would be worth the few bob to get them made

Lapin

Muise... wrote: »

em, no, he's a candidate in a democracy republic silly!

FYP !