"Rat" caught in Leinster house.

hallo dare

Take your pick!!!


http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/labour-td-captures-rat-in-leinster-house-629692.html

DildoFaggins

Enda?

JOSman

What about the other 165?

hallo dare

There's a nest of them in there!!!!!

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Mate of mine works for rentokil and says they have never been so busy than over the past year. Says that they are seeing them in the cleanest of homes and that they are becoming cleverer and cleverer.

He was telling me about one house where the attic was full of them, the point of access was just under a roof tile and they were dragging food from outside in there. I asked him how the fcuk they would get onto roofs and he said they they can climb vertical walls as well as any spider and reminded me also of the old saying: 'like a rat up a drain pipe'.

Damn things give me the creeps.

Dyr

Poor wee bastard must be terrified

harvester of sorrow

A 2 legged rat?

zl1whqvjs75cdy

*Generic TDs are rats comment*

Taxburden carrier

Probably the most honest rat in there !

runawaybishop

This was original and unexpected.

RobbingBandit

Shatter the ratter perhaps.

Muise...

Well, that settles it: that government are an evil shower of bastards, evicting an innocent god-fearing tax-paying recession-hit family rat like that. Shame on them!

foggy_lad

Was it taken out the back by Gerry and dispatched?

mikeym

Sure we all knew there was a rat problem in the dail.

RobbingBandit

foggy_lad wrote: »

Was it taken out the back by Gerry and dispatched?

:mad:

Gerry doesn't do those kind of things... Anymore.

Davarus Walrus

There are families in Ireland who are so poor and hungry that they would have made a nourishing stew from that rat. Just goes to show out of touch the politicians are.

foggy_lad

RobbingBandit wrote: »

:mad:

Gerry doesn't do those kind of things... Anymore.

Is that what the PSNI are saying?

whisky_galore

This is just far too easy, not even bothering.

That_Girl_ Is_ A_Cowboy

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Mate of mine works for rentokil and says they have never been so busy than over the past year. Says that they are seeing them in the cleanest of homes and that they are becoming cleverer and cleverer.

He was telling me about one house where the attic was full of them, the point of access was just under a roof tile and they were dragging food from outside in there. I asked him how the fcuk they would get onto roofs and he said they they can climb vertical walls as well as any spider and reminded me also of the old saying: 'like a rat up a drain pipe'.

Damn things give me the creeps.

Apparently and I don't know how true this is but snakes are supposed to be good if you have a problem with rats. If I had a problem with rats in the attic I would fork out a few hundred euro for a pet a snake from a pet shop and let him loose in the attic.

Cats are great too. I have a pet cat and I love him. I swear to god he keeps mice and rats away. We had mice problems years ago until we got a cat.

Another interesting thing, if you have mice, you don't have rats and vice versa.

Sunnyisland

I thought it was just slippery slimy snakes we had in there...ah well god help the rat.

My name is URL

Labours biggest triumph so far

Guy:Incognito

That_Girl_ Is_ A_Cowboy wrote: »

Apparently and I don't know how true this is but snakes are supposed to be good if you have a problem with rats. If I had a problem with rats in the attic I would fork out a few hundred euro for a pet a snake from a pet shop and let him loose in the attic.

What do you get to get rid of the snake then?

The Diabolical Monocle

foggy_lad wrote: »

Was it taken out the back by Gerry and dispatched?

RobbingBandit wrote: »

:mad:

Gerry doesn't do those kind of things... Anymore.

foggy_lad wrote: »

Is that what the PSNI are saying?

The Gerry thread BS overfloweth.

timtime

its all the snakes in the dail that they should be removing

mikom

foggy_lad wrote: »

Was it taken out the back by Gerry and dispatched?

RobbingBandit wrote: »

:mad:

Gerry doesn't do those kind of things... Anymore.

foggy_lad wrote: »

Is that what the PSNI are saying?

PSNI are saying it was part of a Splinter group.
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force eleven

Had it paid its property tax?

GLaDOS

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

What do you get to get rid of the snake then?

A mongoose

Ruu

And the word 'rat' is among the banned list of words in Leinster House, well, well, well.

Davarus Walrus

Ruubot2 wrote: »

And the word 'rat' is among the banned list in Leinster House, well, well, well.

Interesting. So are buffoon, gurrier, guttersnipe and communist. How could you get involved in a heated debate in the chamber without having those words at your disposal?

Ruu

Yahoo is in there as well I believe, I use it in nearly every sentence!

Temptamperu

My biggest fear is rats. I woke up one morning as a teen and went to have a smoke out my bedroom window, I opened the curtain and there was the biggest rat I ever seen.
Turned out there was a nest under me fathers shed so we had to put it to torch.

Pinch Flat

May be call in these guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYDzgxvX4I

Guy:Incognito

ScienceNerd wrote: »

A mongoose

This is a slippery slope to ending up with a Lion in your attic.

Guy:Incognito

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Yahoo is in there as well I believe,!

But not google interestingly.

Son Of A Vidic

Taxburden carrier wrote: »

Probably the most honest rat in there !

And undoubtedly the most intelligent.