Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Jesus Wept

Red Pepper wrote: »

I have often thought that it is dangerous to buy players after a world cup. They shine for 4/5 matches and get a huge price tag and then turn out to be average enough players. Phil Babb an obvious example.

dude take that back

quarryman

hefferboi wrote: »

I was in the pub today, watching the Galway and Kilkenny match and in walks a load of American tourists. They sat down at a table and were watching the match while waiting to be served. They didn't know what was going on at all but they obviously were loving the violence and skill involved. One of the men came up to the bar to order drinks. He turns to me and says, "Jesus, I wouldn't like to be in their with a hurley". I looks at him and goes, "I fcuking wouldn't like to be in their without one"!

Ha.

No you didn't.

That joke has been going around years.

quarryman

quarryman wrote: »

No you didn't.

That joke has been going around years.

I'm fairly sure jokes are allowed to be re-told.

Vicxas

rarnes1 wrote: »

I'm fairly sure jokes are allowed to be re-told.

Clearly that one has been copyrighted.

Kerrigooney

The Fun Police were on the case early this morning :rolleyes:

Hangballlouie

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lfc-confident-suarez-stay-anfield-7308361

That'll do me. Finally someone I respect discussing Luis.

kevohmsford

Roy Hodgson questioned whether Suarez was world class before the English game. I thought to myself at the time that Hodgson would regret that. It made no sense then at all.

Knex*

quarryman wrote: »

No you didn't.

OH YES HE DID!

Agueroooo

hangballlouie wrote: »

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lfc-confident-suarez-stay-anfield-7308361

That'll do me. Finally someone I respect discussing Luis.

They confirm contact with Barca over Sanchez.

confirm there is a foreign release clause in Suarezs contract, and club expect bids and 'hopeful' Suarez will stay.

Not really anything new and I still firmly believe that if the release clause is matched by either of the two Spanish big boys then he is gone.

The only question left now is how much is the foreign club release clause for?

It's the only thing left between him staying and going imo.

Crimson King

Vicxas wrote: »

Clearly that one has been copyrighted.

Heard that years ago in relation to John Wayne being brought to a Hurling match on a day off when filming 'the Quiet Man'. Still a funny joke though, even though I never believed it

http://www.sliotharsdirect.ie/index.php?cmsID=299

Knex*

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Daddy or chips"

"Daddy or chips who?"

"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

Ha.

hefferboi

quarryman wrote: »

No you didn't.

That joke has been going around years.

Fcuk you deputy stag!

Soft Falling Rain

quarryman wrote: »

No you didn't.

That joke has been going around years.

Everytime I see you post in this thread I'm reminded of that Harry Enfield character with the small man syndrome, constantly looking for a beef.

googled eyes

Looks like Riena in goal for Spain.

Hangballlouie

Agueroooo wrote: »

They confirm contact with Barca over Sanchez.

confirm there is a foreign release clause in Suarezs contract, and club expect bids and 'hopeful' Suarez will stay.

Not really anything new and I still firmly believe that if the release clause is matched by either of the two Spanish big boys then he is gone.

The only question left now is how much is the foreign club release clause for?

It's the only thing left between him staying and going imo.

Yesterday you posted a tweet from one of the regular itk pony talkers on the club, who said that Suarez won't be back to the club. I assume Philips claims his source is from within the club and not Spain so the info that James Pearce, a respected journo shares, has said that there has been no contact from Spain about Luis yet and that the club remain confident that he will stay.

Pearce knows his onions, Philips, Moley et al know fcuk all about our transfer activity, in or out of the club. No more that you or I. It is all guess work from those chancers tbh, cos we don't know Barca or Madrids plans. If they come in, he could leave, but they haven't yet, and might not either.

Agueroooo

I have a feeling there is something to this £70million foreign release clause that a number of papers and media outlets are reporting.

I have a feeling Guardiola is going around leaking like a 50yr old prostitute again, just like last season and the whole Arsenal £40mil+£1 debacle

Vicxas

Imagine,

Suarez, Sanchez, Sturridge and Sterling....



*Drools*

mike65

Vicxas wrote: »

Imagine,

Aspas, Sanchez, Sturridge and Sterling....



*Drools*

FYP

and for 2015/16

Vicxas wrote: »

Imagine,

Aspas, Sanchez, Sturridge and Ibe...



*Drools*

Vicxas

mike65 wrote: »

FYP

Why Mike!? Its Monday. Let me have something nice!!!!

Mickalus

googled eyes wrote: »

Looks like Riena in goal for Spain.

Hopefully a masterclass performance from him, and he'll be firmly in the shop window.

Dickerty

Mickalus wrote: »

Hopefully a masterclass performance from him, and he'll be firmly in the shop window.

Ah everyone knows what he brings, and how much he gets paid...

If Courtois is really going back to Chelsea, surely Altetico is a natural destinationf for Pepe?

Knex*

hangballlouie wrote: »

Yesterday you posted a tweet from one of the regular itk pony talkers on the club, who said that Suarez won't be back to the club. I assume Philips claims his source is from within the club and not Spain so the info that James Pearce, a respected journo shares, has said that there has been no contact from Spain about Luis yet and that the club remain confident that he will stay.

Pearce knows his onions, Philips, Moley et al know fcuk all about our transfer activity, in or out of the club. No more that you or I. It is all guess work from those chancers tbh, cos we don't know Barca or Madrids plans. If they come in, he could leave, but they haven't yet, and might not either.

First thing anyone knew about the Lambert deal was when he was in Liverpool for a medical.

They know feck all.

djPSB

Knex. wrote: »

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Daddy or chips"

"Daddy or chips who?"

"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

Ha.

That joke has been going around for years :P

Grayditch

quarryman wrote: »

No you didn't.

That joke has been going around years.

Check out Johnny Craic, here...

Dickerty

Knex. wrote: »

First thing anyone knew about the Lambert deal was when he was in Liverpool for a medical.

They know feck all.

Whenever I see the C4 news and they are reporting on football transfers, I always think

"You know nothing, Jon Snow..."

:D

Would uz take Sanchez & Cash for Suarez? Seems to be doing the rounds this morning....

I'd be raging if you get him with that kinda money..but looking like a good deal on your end.

Agueroooo

Agueroooo wrote: »

I have a feeling there is something to this £70million foreign release clause that a number of papers and media outlets are reporting.

Guardiola is going around leaking like a 50yr old prostitute again, just like last season and the whole Arsenal £40mil+£1 debacle

Kike Marin** ‏@Kike_Marin_ 3m @J_A_K_E_15 @Moley_LFCDT Barcelona has been informed by Pere Guardiola that Luis Suárez will cost 80 mill euros.

Kike Marin is one of the better Barca/Spanish based journos.

seems I was right.

Guardiola has no tact what so ever, and I was amazed he wasn't sacked after the Arsenal debacle.

also interesting point I read was the inclusion of the word 'confidential' by James Pearce in the Echo article when talking about ther release clause.

It seems the club know what Guardiola is up to (again).

I stand by my point that the only thing now is if Barca or Madrid come in @ €80million.

Agent Coulson

rarnes1 wrote: »

I'm fairly sure jokes are allowed to be re-told.

You're just not allowed to tell the same kind of joke three times in the space of 15 minutes.

I found that out yesterday!:pac:

mike65

80 million euro? 65 million Sterling, far too cheap unless Sanchez is thrown in.

Agueroooo

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Would uz take Sanchez & Cash for Suarez? Seems to be doing the rounds this morning....

I'd be raging if you get him with that kinda money..but looking like a good deal on your end.

Its not about money for me.

Its about replacing 30 Premier League goals which is a very very hard thing to do, and I haven't even mentioned the amount of assists that Suarez provides.