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First to drive/see will buy mullarkey

  • 28-04-2014 8:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    If there's one thing about the second hand car market it's the seller trying to pressure others into thinking that they've something special by saying:

    "FIRST TO SEE / DRIVE WILL BUY".

    Such a load o'balloney. there's a car on donedeal with this phrase and appears still for sale after 2,500 odd views!



    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/automatic-cheap-car/6451306

    :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    Let's not forget:

    "NEED NOTHING FOR NEXT NCT" :D

    That seller seems to have his/her mind quite confuses, the ad quotes positives but ends ends with "hence the price"...and then it's 600 €?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    I always love the "one lady owner, contact *insert male name* for more details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    racso1975 wrote: »
    I always love the "one lady owner, contact *insert male name* for more details.

    Which, in the case the "lady owner" part was true and it was let's say her son trying to sell it, still means the car has been driven around in 1st gear at 7000rpm all the time, never had any maintenance done, still has the original tires and there's a picture of Jesus stuck to the dashboard :D

    Even more interesting are the ads for some skangered-up Civic, Glanza or a poor bog-standard Impreza 1.3 that's been brutalized into looking like a WRX with the very same "lady owner" indication...as if that "kind" of "lady owner" would be any better to the car than her male counterpart :eek::D


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    "Genuine reason for sale". "All electric". They all mean nowt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,619 ✭✭✭✭coylemj


    'Will sail through the NCT' means that the only way the car will get to the NCT centre is if you put a sail on the roof!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭power pants


    I went to look at a 2006 bmw with 60000 on the clock

    one lady owner

    I believe it too, coveredin dents and only one stamp on the service book

    I walked away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 696 ✭✭✭aristotle25


    racso1975 wrote: »
    I always love the "one lady owner, contact *insert male name* for more details.

    It can sometimes be true. I know my girlfriends father is currently selling his late wife's car on carzone.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    Full dealer history

    I went to look at a 3 year c3 hdi with 100,000 kms. The ad said full dealer service history. The seller was listed as 1 female owner.

    Car had 1 owner, not female, her dad had serviced the car, I met her dad and he hadn't a clue, no parts receipts, no idea when he did the services, no mention of anything in the service book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    racso1975 wrote: »
    I always love the "one lady owner, contact *insert male name* for more details.

    Lady owner? :P

    gif-woman-oil-car-762646.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 RS6man


    "BMW V6 ENGINE"

    It's a Rover K series engine. The seller doesn't have a clue!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    RS6man wrote: »
    "BMW V6 ENGINE"

    It's a Rover K series engine. The seller doesn't have a clue!

    Same happens with the land rover td5. BMW had nothing to do with the design of that diesel engine and frankly, I'm glad they didn't


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    Mycroft H wrote: »
    Lady owner? :P

    gif-woman-oil-car-762646.gif


    reminds me of the 710 cap story


    Apparently a lady went to a car store and told them she needed a 710 cap. The sales people were confused and ask what she meant. She explained that it was in the engine in her car and was a cap. So they asked her to make a drawing of this so called 710 cap. She did and when the clerks looked at and turned it upside down they started laughing. And off they went to get her an oil cap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,099 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    No NCT but will fly through or will sail through and sometimes they would even say in the same ad will need a few bits for nct...wtf like?

    Engine and gearbox 100% or sometimes you'd even see engine and gearbox 110%. I'm not even fully sure what this expression means. Does it mean that they are 100% there and present or more presumably running 100% or 110%. Pretty stupid and meaningless expression anyways whatever it means. What tests do these guys do to establish their engine is running 100%, how do they know its not running 95% etc etc.

    "No cash, no drive" - No ye dopes. Don't assume people are going to be falling head over heals to drive yer rattly 110 bhp Bora just because its got 19" rims


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,906 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    I once knew a careful lady owner who's windscreen reservoir ran dry. She bought some washing solution at a service station and proceeded to empty the contents into the radiator. Soon had a trail of bubbles and froth as she drove down a busy main road.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 592 ✭✭✭wotswattage


    No NCT but will fly through or will sail through and sometimes they would even say in the same ad will need a few bits for nct...wtf like?

    Engine and gearbox 100% or sometimes you'd even see engine and gearbox 110%. I'm not even fully sure what this expression means. Does it mean that they are 100% there and present or more presumably running 100% or 110%. Pretty stupid and meaningless expression anyways whatever it means. What tests do these guys do to establish their engine is running 100%, how do they know its not running 95% etc etc.

    "No cash, no drive" - No ye dopes. Don't assume people are going to be falling head over heals to drive yer rattly 110 bhp Bora just because its got 19" rims


    You'd be surprised.... :(:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Classic example.

    Boyracer civic, bigass rims 'super cool' ice and lowered all round. All by one 'lady' owner who no doubt spent all this money to pop to mass on a sunday and down to the shops on a thursday.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lk-bargain-lk/6828571

    Edit: Sorry, forgot the full 'Electric' pack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Foxhole Norman


    Classic example.

    Boyracer civic, bigass rims 'super cool' ice and lowered all round. All by one 'lady' owner who no doubt spent all this money to pop to mass on a sunday and down to the shops on a thursday.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lk-bargain-lk/6828571

    Edit: Sorry, forgot the full 'Electric' pack.

    To be fair, EK Civics are pretty popular with the ladies. My brother bought his off a girl that was the only owner since it was imported as far as I remember.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    "Cheap tax and insurance" is the most pointless one I've seen on DoneDeal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭homer90


    131spanner wrote: »
    "Cheap tax and insurance" is the most pointless one I've seen on DoneDeal.

    ^^^

    Also

    V12 but 1.3 in the log book...... GGRRRrrrrrrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    You can tell a lot about a car from it's owner.
    You can tell about it's owner from the add.

    There's a lot of crap add's and cars on donedeal , The spelling in some of them is what gets me. You can almost hear the scum accent as you read through it.

    'Handa Civec fo sal , Vtic engene good goer ned nutn far nct , call Tomo by tomoarra fo cish sale'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,907 ✭✭✭✭CJhaughey


    Not pushed about selling just testing the water....
    I have an intense dislike seeing this on an advertisement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,793 ✭✭✭coolisin


    CJhaughey wrote: »
    Not pushed about selling just testing the water....
    I have an intense dislike seeing this on an advertisement.

    This one right here!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    To be fair, EK Civics are pretty popular with the ladies. My brother bought his off a girl that was the only owner since it was imported as far as I remember.

    Yeah but by "lady owner", I usually take it to mean "old lady owner", because I don't see how a "girl racer" would be any better than a "boy racer" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    CJhaughey wrote: »
    Not pushed about selling just testing the water....
    I have an intense dislike seeing this on an advertisement.

    I love that one.
    Also love seeing ABSOLUTE MINT and a MISER on petrol.
    No NCTM but will fly thru. Yeah probably in and out with " not safe to drive" sticker on the roof.
    But my favourite is seeing lads selling Celia's or the boras saying 190bhp or 110bhp. Yeah that's what it was brand new. Think of the horses that have escaped since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,253 ✭✭✭jackofalltrades


    "Too many extra's to list"

    Usually on a fairly basic car that has only one or two extras.
    Usually included after they've listed such exotic extras as power steering, drivers airbag, or ABS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    You can tell a lot about a car from it's owner.
    You can tell about it's owner from the add.

    There's a lot of crap add's and cars on donedeal , The spelling in some of them is what gets me. You can almost hear the scum accent as you read through it.

    'Handa Civec fo sal , Vtic engene good goer ned nutn far nct , call Tomo by tomoarra fo cish sale'

    Spelling? How about the misplaced apostrophe?
    Con Houlihan once said that a man who misplaced an apostrophe was capable of anything.

    Grammar lesson all posters please note:
    1. The only time you use an apostrophe in ITS is when you want to say IT IS quicker. AT NO OTHER TIME. It's easy. However its owner is a lady.
    2. The plural of a word is often achieved by adding an S. Not apostrophe S. So one egg, two eggs. NOT EGG'S.
    3. The abbreviation for advertisement is ad.
    4. TWO, TOO, TO: Two cars for sale, send a text to ....... emails accepted too.
    5. THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE. There's a car for sale. Their ad says call after six. They're at work before that?
    6. Fabulous not fabelous. For sale not for sell.
    7. BTW here's what I'd like to see on car ads. in order of importance: MILEAGE, DOCUMENTED SERVICE HISTORY, NO. OWNERS, EXTRAS, FAULTS, (add your own here..)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭MuppetCheck


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Yeah but by "lady owner", I usually take it to mean "old lady owner", because I don't see how a "girl racer" would be any better than a "boy racer" :D

    You'll have the clean make up stains off everything. And remove hair clips.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    racso1975 wrote: »
    I always love the "one lady owner, contact *insert male name* for more details.

    Or "one careful lady owner" and it's advertised in the damaged repairables section after rear ending somebody in a carpark.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    Spelling? How about the misplaced apostrophe?
    Con Houlihan once said that a man who misplaced an apostrophe was capable of anything.

    Grammar lesson all posters please note:
    1. The only time you use an apostrophe in ITS is when you want to say IT IS quicker. AT NO OTHER TIME. It's easy. However its owner is a lady.
    2. The plural of a word is often achieved by adding an S. Not apostrophe S. So one egg, two eggs. NOT EGG'S.
    3. The abbreviation for advertisement is ad.
    4. TWO, TOO, TO: Two cars for sale, send a text to ....... emails accepted too.
    5. THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE. There's a car for sale. Their ad says call after six. They're at work before that?
    6. Fabulous not fabelous. For sale not for sell.
    7. BTW here's what I'd like to see on car ads. in order of importance: MILEAGE, DOCUMENTED SERVICE HISTORY, NO. OWNERS, EXTRAS, FAULTS, (add your own here..)

    I agree. Check out my car ad

    http://www.adverts.ie/car/renault/megane/2011-renault-grand-megane-dynamique-for-sale/5206286


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    I went to look at a 2006 bmw with 60000 on the clock

    one lady owner

    I believe it too, coveredin dents and only one stamp on the service book

    I walked away


    But that was the full service history, nobody said it was done to schedule, just that they have a record of what was done ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    "Selling due to emigration.

    May swap for a diesel."

    Whaaaaaaa?


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Spelling? How about the misplaced apostrophe?
    Con Houlihan once said that a man who misplaced an apostrophe was capable of anything.

    Grammar lesson all posters please note:
    1. The only time you use an apostrophe in ITS is when you want to say IT IS quicker. AT NO OTHER TIME. It's easy. However its owner is a lady.
    2. The plural of a word is often achieved by adding an S. Not apostrophe S. So one egg, two eggs. NOT EGG'S.
    3. The abbreviation for advertisement is ad.
    4. TWO, TOO, TO: Two cars for sale, send a text to ....... emails accepted too.
    5. THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE. There's a car for sale. Their ad says call after six. They're at work before that?
    6. Fabulous not fabelous. For sale not for sell.
    7. BTW here's what I'd like to see on car ads. in order of importance: MILEAGE, DOCUMENTED SERVICE HISTORY, NO. OWNERS, EXTRAS, FAULTS, (add your own here..)

    I'm constantly amazed by the number of people who can't spell "brakes".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,347 ✭✭✭No Pants


    coylemj wrote: »
    'Will sail through the NCT' means that the only way the car will get to the NCT centre is if you put a sail on the roof!
    Also has no brakes and will continue through the test centre without stopping.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,495 ✭✭✭bidiots



    Swap for iPod?

    BTW, Not dissing the car, just the usual replies on Adverts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    "Selling due to emigration.

    May swap for a diesel."

    Whaaaaaaa?

    You do get some that are 'selling due to immigration' also. Bloody xenophobes.


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  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To be honest, I don't mind people putting stuff like 'will fly through NCT' or 'One Lady Owner' (although admittedly, that line does put me off).

    It's the cars that just don't have a description at all. Or the description is the name of the car.

    Or two word descriptions like 'good nic' or 'drives well'.

    Genuine question (I've never sold anything on DoneDeal) - Can you rabble on for ages, or is there a charge if you go over a certain amount of words? When I sell my car it'll be an essay of description.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,237 ✭✭✭✭djimi


    To be honest, I don't mind people putting stuff like 'will fly through NCT' or 'One Lady Owner' (although admittedly, that line does put me off).

    My first thought when I see "will fly through NCT", especially when the car is out of test, is put it through the f***ing thing then if youre so sure! Surely for the sake of €50 and an hour of your time its worth being able to sell a car with a fresh NCT...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭visual


    djimi wrote: »
    My first thought when I see "will fly through NCT", especially when the car is out of test, is put it through the f***ing thing then if youre so sure! Surely for the sake of €50 and an hour of your time its worth being able to sell a car with a fresh NCT...

    Im convinced the owner knows it won't pass NCT but realises the advarage joe public won't notice when buying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,253 ✭✭✭jackofalltrades


    Saw this on the Luxobarge thread, S500 for sale.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mercedes-s/6795763

    Entire description of the car is: "Wery Nice car no west time"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 592 ✭✭✭wotswattage


    '€5 she'll spin all night'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,426 ✭✭✭McGrath5


    I saw this once in an ad for 1.6 Golf...

    "No test pilots, dreamers, window lickers, tyre kickers etc"

    Sure, because we all dream away at night over owning a VW Golf. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,843 ✭✭✭Old diesel


    "Top of the range" when the car isn't - its a Renault Laguna II 1.6 for godsake

    Its not the top of the range Laguna II - or even the top of the range Renault either - Espace, Avantime and Val satis were higher up the Renault tree

    Well serviced - well it may have been serviced once - and very well - but that's much good to me if that was at 10,000 miles and the car now has 95,000 miles.

    Serviced by Volvo main dealer - does that mean that it was serviced ON TIME at the Volvo dealer for all of its 150,000 miles on the clock - or did it just get serviced at a Volvo dealer ONCE at 30,000 miles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Saw this on the Luxobarge thread, S500 for sale.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mercedes-s/6795763

    Entire description of the car is: "Wery Nice car no west time"

    Kim Jong-un must be selling it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭piston


    "Good condition before accident" - weren't they all

    "Car 100% but needs head gasket" - well it's not then.

    "P.O.A." - Why? Put it in the add FFS - usually means hopelessly overpriced.

    "All the usual extras" - like rust, stone chips and bald tyres.

    "Genuine reason for sale" off course - you don't want it any more - usually a good reason to sell something.

    Or people selling a crashed car and showing a photo of the side with no damage!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭ofcork


    Saw this on the Luxobarge thread, S500 for sale.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mercedes-s/6795763

    Entire description of the car is: "Wery Nice car no west time"

    That's been posted in the luxobarge thread,no service history on an s class!:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,099 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    Saw this on the Luxobarge thread, S500 for sale.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mercedes-s/6795763

    Entire description of the car is: "Wery Nice car no west time"

    FFS I'd put in a more detailed description if I was selling a clapped out Fiesta for scrap:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Almost 2k to tax it, he'd want to try harder than "no west time" :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    You'll have the clean make up stains off everything. And remove hair clips.

    You might have been kidding here, but for the life of me this happens!

    My 159, bought from a second-hand cars dealer, has some strangely "worn down" marks on the interior plastics: the silver coating is missing in a semicircular pattern near the key slot and on the steering wheel spokes. There's also a bit of discoloration on the gear lever knob.

    I wondered what these might be for a while, until my mechanic had a look at it. He immediately went on: "Former woman's car - my wife's car is exactly the same. It's the damn hand creams that chew through plastic!".

    Looking for replacement panels now :)


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