If you had 3 wishes what would they be ?

Kaycee2

First one would be to win €200 million on the euromillions

I wouldn't bother with the other 2 I'm not greedy

Molester Stallone

That we could find Hugh Bredin

Lucyfur

A million more wishes.





















And world peace.

frozenfrozen

it's pretty bad that the first thought that came into my head was fibre broadband...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ok I won't be greedy..

1; A Led Zeppelin world tour but to see them in Switzerland.. 2; Back stages passes.. 3; Be a ninja assassin for a day (because there's someone I want to kill while I'm in Switzerland).

Banjo String

I'd wish for a bird with long legs, and a tight pussy, and lastly that I had a nine inch pianist.

Hell Ram

Money is too obvious.

To be a master at playing several musical instruments.

To have my own (modest) yacht.

To have a secure job for life in any area of my choice.

jane82

Id probably wish the sun was pink. Then not like the pink sun and wish it disappeared. Then wish for the old sun back when I got cold.
You should probably give the wishes to somebody who would use them wisely.

Peregrine

jane82 wrote: »

Id probably wish the sun was pink. Then not like the pink sun and wish it disappeared. Then wish for the old sun back when I got cold.

If you made the sun disappear, the cold would be the least of your worries!

doolox

Power to be left alone and not have to engage with all the bullies and assholes of the world.
Money to achieve no 1 above.
Health to achieve no 1 above.

Pumpkinseeds

Health
Happiness
Obscene wealth

Flippyfloppy

To win the euro millions

Create 3 day weekends every week (although pointless seeing as id be rich and no need to work)

To cure cancer-aids (said quickly counts as one wish)

jane82

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

If you made the sun disappear, the cold would be the least of your worries!

Are you saying if I get rid of the sun you will come after me?
Everytime I get 3 wishes somebody comes after me.

turnikett1

A long, healthy and happy life for both of my parents
To not be such a fúcking idiot
Lots of money

Call Me Jimmy

1. Enlightenment
2. Nice gaff in scenic spot.
3. ... can't think of anything for this so i'd ask the genie to just boil the kettle before heading off.

Peregrine

jane82 wrote: »

Are you saying if I get rid of the sun you will come after me?

No, I'm saying Issac Newton will come after you.

Lapin

I'd wish for the global eradication of wasps.

jane82

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

No, I'm saying Issac Newton will come after you.

Everytime I get 3 wishes somebody comes after me.

FarmersSon

To be 6ft tall.

To have 20/20 vision.

To possess unfailing confidence.

deise08

Lapin wrote: »

I'd wish for the global eradication of wasps.

1. I'd wish you better :-) (Wasps are important little creatures, and if you were better, you prob wouldn't be so mad at them you might.nt think it now but we need them.)
2. there'd be no animal cruelty.
3. that I 'd have enough money to be comfortable and not have to worry about bills.

do we only get 3 wishes?

Graces7

enough money to feed every baby and child in the world today and every day- and to get medical care for them.... family work with babies dumped to die in india etc and what little i can earn market trading goes not far enough. aches my old heart.

that wars stop. now. what is happening in the sudan brings tears.

for a safe place for my family to live so we can do more.

Amirani

1. Wishing for money is a bit boring I think. I'd much rather wish for something that gave me the ability to earn good amounts of money doing something I really enjoy. Maybe some great sporting ability.

2. A solution to a significant social or medical problem.

3. A cure for my mother's arthritis.

dark crystal

Banjo String wrote: »

I'd wish for a bird with long legs, and a tight pussy, and lastly that I had a nine inch pianist.

What on earth would you do with an Emu, a stingy cat and a midget who can play the piano?

Strike that - not sure I want to know...

stop animal cruelty

no more animal cruelty ever agian
world peace
happiness

dmc17

Banjo String wrote: »

I'd wish for a bird with long legs, and a tight pussy, and lastly that I had a nine inch pianist.

So you want an ostrich, a mean cat and a miniature piano player........

edit: about 10 minutes too late

MadYaker

First wish would be for the wisdom to make the most of these wishes. Third wish would probably be for an infinite number of wishes. Not sure what the second one would be, probably money.

Kaycee2

frozenfrozen wrote: »

it's pretty bad that the first thought that came into my head was fibre broadband...

Its the little things..

Karl Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

Jonny Blaze

It's got to be superman powers!

Lou.m

If we include the super natural.

The ability to shape shift I could be a bird then a fish or whatever.

Health for me and my family.

End to poverty and world peace.

But If I could I would wish for more wishes...but there is usually a catch.

Red Pepper

Kelly Brooke, thrice

Talib Fiasco

1. Perfect health all the time...physical, mental, emotional etc.
2. To be the most liked/respected person at any given time/situation
3. Ride any woman I desire.

DellyBelly

1 I'd wish for a general election so we could vote out this terrible government. They promised so much but in fact its all been lies.
2. That we'd get a leader like Obma because our current leader is crap. He promised so much before the election but they all have been lies
3. I'm currently on social welfare so I'd wish that would be increased. My entitlements haveen cut dramatically over the last few years by this government that it's hard to survive.

they would be my 3 wishes

gg2

Long healthy life for me, himself and both sets of parents, friends and family.

Wealth- not an obscene amount of money but enough to live a really nice life. We have both said if we ever won money we would still like to work in some capacity just to keep the hear right :-D

And finally, as superficial as it sounds.... I'm love a body the hybrid of Kelly Brooke and Khloe Kardashian. They make me drool.

I'd like to be as selfless as some of you lovelies wishing for world peace, end to starvation... But these are my wishes dammit! :-P

cerastes

DellyBelly wrote: »

1 I'd wish for a general election so we could vote out this terrible government. They promised so much but in fact its all been lies.
2. That we'd get a leader like Obma because our current leader is crap. He promised so much before the election but they all have been lies
3. I'm currently on social welfare so I'd wish that would be increased. My entitlements haveen cut dramatically over the last few years by this government that it's hard to survive.

they would be my 3 wishes

You're kidding right
An election wont change anything, Obama :eek: he's as bad as any of them, If I had a wish Id change my circumstances more than ask for an increase in the dole.
Is this like a Genies 3 wishes? no matter what you get, it ends up fcuked.
Like €200 million in the bank and it turns out the currency is devalued and the money is worth nothing,
Or world peace and everyone disappears? (twilight zone and/or x files?).

My wishes,
1.The ability to influence people to promote selflessness and equality globally (how can that get fcuked? probably easily), sounds like a benevolent dictator, but what happens when you're gone? assuming someone doesn't put a bullet in you.
2.Health and longlife would probably be two wishes anyway, so you could be healthy and get run over by a bus and killed, Or longlife, well you might live in agony for a long time.
And my 3rd and final fcuked up wish
Understand maths and science and know how to apply it to real situations, AND not be socially inept at the same time.

discus

20/20 vision
No colourblindness
IQ of 180

In any order - providence, in your own time, go on.

LizzieJones

To have my 19-year old body back

To be independently wealthy

No more Justin Bieber

stefan idiot jones

France would be the next Atlantis.

Return all the stolen/pillaged monuments and artifacts back to Egypt.

Everyone would be vegetarian.

Temptamperu

I would wish that everyone but me had taste buds in their anus's.

zcorpian88

If it was 3 wishes that where there is no limit to what to ask for it would be

1. End world hunger and war.

2. If I had to be selfish and wish for something for myself it would be for to win the Euromilions, like a rollover jackpot like a 200 million jackpot,but I'd use a fair bit for good, would pay off my parents mortgage, and get my siblings a nice place to live. I won't see my extended famly stuck for money either, I'd also have an ABA school built for my girlfriend as she works in the field as the government don't pay any attention to intellectually disabled/autistic children and do not give a lot of parents of these children any way of bring out children's potential. I'd open up a small business too for the sake of creating a few jobs.

3. For the country to get back on it's feet overnight, and equal opportunities for any regular worker, just click my fingers and it's done, with a built in wish of the added relief that these bankers, politicians and corrupt f**kers in general are all in jail serving heavy sentences.

HugsiePie

Happiness
World Peace
To live my life to it's fullest potential.

livemusic4life

I have to say that my wishes would be fairly boring.

1. Lots of money to buy myself and my family members nice houses, get my uncle a private nurse so he could leave the nursing home and the best medical care possible for any ill family or friends. To travel the world. Donate to charity

2. A nice bloke who loved me and i love him.

3. For every one i care about to be happy and content for the rest of their lives

Pwindedd

1.Tomorrow's newspaper today

2.The figure of Shakira

3.To be able to play the piano.

Eutow

A happy, long and healthy life. (Physically, emotionally, mentally, and sensory)

A great skill that I can use to carry out a well paid career that I enjoy

To have the ability to pick up new skills quickly

wendell borton

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off,
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on,
...I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THnabGK7mPs

Legs.Eleven

A (popular) beach bar on the Caribbean coast of Colombia.
To be an incredible singer and guitar player.
To be wealthy.

Arthur Beesley

Banjo String wrote: »

I'd wish for a bird with long legs, and a tight pussy, and lastly that I had a nine inch pianist.

I wouldn't be wishing for a smaller knob anyway.

IK09

An eidetic memory

Crumpets

To be able to sing
To be able to eat whatever I want and not gain weight
For myself and my parents to be financially secure

I Heart Internet

That everyone in the world would have enough to eat.
That there would be no more wars or violence in the world.
That I win €30million plus in the lotto/euro millions

irish bloke

Longa, stronga and full of wonga......