Toilets

The_Valeyard

Came up to tonight in conversation
Couple of the lads just do not use urinals.
Myself, if a cubicial is free I use it, if not the auld urinal will do just fine.

What ye think?

Micky Dolenz

Sure you and your mates aren't girls?

Sir Arthur Daley

I dont get paid to think, what is the weather like tomorrow do you know?

Stavros Murphy

I prefer the cubicle, as I have a large hose and it needs a wipe after. Otherwise there's dribbelage. Bog roll in cubicle. None at urinal. TMI, I know, but you asked.

Micky Dolenz

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I prefer the cubicle, as I have a large hose and it needs a wipe after. Otherwise there's dribbelage. Bog roll in cubicle. None at urinal. TMI, I know, but you asked.

How does wiping prevent drippage? Do you plug or what?

Sir Arthur Daley

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Otherwise there's dribbelage.

Is this some new Del Boy French Material?

Artful_Badger

I'll only use a urinal if there's no stall available, there's nobody else there or I'm absolutely bursting.

I dont understand why people walk past empty stalls to stand right next to someone to take a piss.

Stavros Murphy

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

How does wiping prevent drippage? Do you plug or what?

Large surface area needs dabbing, as you'd know yourself. Otherwise the fecker destroys the jeans. Can't be having that.

fussyonion

I don't use a urinal. I have a vagina.

Artful_Badger

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't use a urinal. I have a vagina.

No recession for some !

The_Valeyard

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Came up to tonight in conversation
Couple of the lads just do not use urinals.
Myself, if a cubicial is free I use it, if not the auld urinal will do just fine.

What ye think?

I am a lad who was toilet trained on a potty - and I am told I mastered it earlier than average.

I have never felt the urge to do it any way since. I like sitting my ass down on a toilet and doing what one has to do.

I have not yet in my life understood the issue some people have with doing it standing up. If that works for you - great - if it works for you however - what the hell is their issue with people for whom it does not?

Stavros Murphy

Deleted User wrote: »

I am a lad who was toilet trained on a potty - and I am told I mastered it earlier than average.

I have never felt the urge to do it any way since. I like sitting my ass down on a toilet and doing what one has to do.

I have not yet in my life understood the issue some people have with doing it standing up. If that works for you - great - if it works for you however - what the hell is their issue with people for whom it does not?

Huh! ghey.

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't use a urinal. I have a vagina.

Would you consider using a shewee?

fussyonion

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Would you consider using a shewee?

I'd bloody love to, just for the laugh.
Do you think I'd get away with using it when I'm out shopping?

Stavros Murphy

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't use a urinal. I have a vagina.

I am led to believe piddling into a vagina is considered rude around these parts. Hence, I use a cubicle. Also, there's never a willing vagina when you're busting for a massive slash. Not to mention the mess..

carraig2

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Came up to tonight in conversation
Couple of the lads just do not use urinals.
Myself, if a cubicial is free I use it, if not the auld urinal will do just fine.

What ye think?

I think you lot need to get out more

notnumber

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't use a urinal. I have a vagina.

Always wanted one of those myself..where did you get it?

fussyonion

notnumber wrote: »

Always wanted one of those myself..where did you get it?

From the Stork obviously.

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

I'd bloody love to, just for the laugh.
Do you think I'd get away with using it when I'm out shopping?

I would see no issue whatsoever.

LizzieJones

fussyonion wrote: »

From the Stork obviously.

Do you have long, skinny legs too?

fussyonion

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

I would see no issue whatsoever.

Brilliant. I'm gonna get me one of those she-wees and try it out in the frozen foods aisle of my local Tesco next week.
I shall update you.

fussyonion

LizzieJones wrote: »

Do you have long, skinny legs too?

No, no, you're mistaking me FOR the Stork.

Micky Dolenz

Deleted User wrote: »

I am a lad who was toilet trained on a potty - and I am told I mastered it earlier than average.

I have never felt the urge to do it any way since. I like sitting my ass down on a toilet and doing what one has to do.

I have not yet in my life understood the issue some people have with doing it standing up. If that works for you - great - if it works for you however - what the hell is their issue with people for whom it does not?

What about when you are out in the "wild"? Do you squat?

Hello_MrFox

I only use cubicles. Some times i urinate over everything apart from in the actual toilet. If it is quiet and there is no risk of someone waiting outside of the cubicle i will defecate and the ground or on the toilet seat (it can be hard to get to the balance on the toilet seat if it is a hard one) sometimes.

AlanS181824

It doesn't really matter to me, as long as I can pi$$ somewhere :P

4zn76tysfajdxp

I have to stand and balance myself on the toilet bowl to use it due to my massive lad lest it would be submerged in the toilet water or curl up in a limp roll of todgermeat at the bottom of the urinal. Really. Honestly. Huge.

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

Brilliant. I'm gonna get me one of those she-wees and try it out in the frozen foods aisle of my local Tesco next week.
I shall update you.

Have a look up first for cctv cameras, could result in a fine if cought.

LizzieJones

Catalina Shaggy Hamster wrote: »

I have to stand and balance myself on the toilet bowl to use it due to my massive lad lest it would be submerged in the toilet water or curl up in a limp roll of todgermeat at the bottom of the urinal. Really. Honestly. Huge.

Girth matters, not length.

Sir Arthur Daley

Catalina Shaggy Hamster wrote: »

I have to stand and balance myself on the toilet bowl to use it due to my massive lad lest it would be submerged in the toilet water or curl up in a limp roll of todgermeat at the bottom of the urinal. Really. Honestly. Huge.

Why dont you use the urinal since you have such a big tool?

zenno

I'm out of here. There's a bad smell of piss, and the ceiling is pealing. How the hell did I end up on this thread

fussyonion

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Have a look up first for cctv cameras, could result in a fine if cought.

Good thinking. I don't think there's a camera at the potato wedges section.

zenno

LizzieJones wrote: »

Girth matters, not length.

You mean berth matters, not length

A ship's allotted place at a wharf or dock. Sounds like Frada:D

Micky Dolenz

Reminds me of a story.

I was with this wan one night, I whipped it out.

She stared, obviously unimpressed and said "Who in the fcuk do you think you'll please with that thing?"

"Myself" says I.

:pac:

Stavros Murphy

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Huh! ghey.

Go on.....

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What about when you are out in the "wild"? Do you squat?

If it ever comes up I will let you know.

Sir Arthur Daley

Deleted User wrote: »

If it ever comes up I will let you know.

Do you suffer from erectyle dysfunction?

zenno

When I'm down in bogland near a tree and have to go, I always for some reason balance on my left leg and discharge accordingly.

Sir Arthur Daley

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Do you suffer from erectyle dysfunction?

Am I required in some way to?

If I do I havent noticed it yet

Micky Dolenz

Deleted User wrote: »

If it ever comes up I will let you know.

Durt.

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Durt.

Ah crap. Thats what I get for posting on After Hours and City Data and forgetting which is which

Sir Arthur Daley

Deleted User wrote: »

Am I required in some way to?

Erectile dysfunction should be treated.

If I do I havent noticed it yet

It would not be hard

4zn76tysfajdxp

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Why dont you use the urinal since you are such a big tool?

what a bizarre outburst.

B.A._Baracus

Seems appropiate to post here :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog

orangesoda

It was always the cool fellows at high school who used the urinal, always standing with the legs apart and chests out.

I always use a cubicle as I like to dry my penis after urination not shake the droplets to all and sundry

Sir Arthur Daley

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Erectile dysfunction should be treated.



It would not be hard

One post too late

J_E

The 'reverse bowl' toilets in Germany are so awful. Don't know how they use them on a daily basis.


I use cubicles always given the choice. If someone is standing near me, I just can't pee, end of.

Sir Arthur Daley

Catalina Shaggy Hamster wrote: »

what a bizarre outburst.

Just seen i have misspellings there on that post, apologies edited now.

Stavros Murphy

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Just seen i have misspellings there on that post, apologies edited now.

twas a cock-up. It happens.

Artful_Badger

Cydoniac wrote: »

The 'reverse bowl' toilets in Germany are so awful. Don't know how they use them on a daily basis.
.

What do you mean by "reverse bowl" toilets ?

Call Me Jimmy

Catalina Shaggy Hamster wrote:

I have to stand and balance myself on the toilet bowl to use it due to my massive lad lest it would be submerged in the toilet water or curl up in a limp roll of todgermeat at the bottom of the urinal. Really. Honestly. Huge.

LizzieJones wrote: »

Girth matters, not length.

Yes but if it is as long as he says it is (of which I have no doubt) the implied girth will be many times greater than a normal sized chubby IMO

Santa Cruz

Artful_Badger wrote: »

I'll only use a urinal if there's no stall available, there's nobody else there or I'm absolutely bursting.

I dont understand why people walk past empty stalls to stand right next to someone to take a piss.

You're not a dogging enthusiast so I take it

DEFTLEFTHAND

Flutt Ban would have been all over this thread. Ahs has been sanitised in the last couple of years. All the interesting and funny people have been banned.

The pussification and the relentless pursuit to conform.