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Morgan Freeman

13-04-2014 12:43am

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Is alive and well.

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#2 13-04-2014 12:45am

Molester Stallone

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A god amongst actors......will he be nailed to a cross this Friday?

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#3 13-04-2014 12:45am

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He's a free man too.

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#4 13-04-2014 12:47am

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He was ok in Pulp Fiction.

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#5 13-04-2014 12:47am

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RikkFlair wrote: »

He's a free man too.

Living out his freedom with Tim Robbins.

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#6 13-04-2014 12:49am

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Ratted out in Goodfellas.

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#7 13-04-2014 12:51am

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I loved him in The Matrix.

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#8 13-04-2014 12:52am

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Damn it, I'm reading this thread in his voice now.

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#9 13-04-2014 12:52am

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Turn on the heating.

Oh Daddy!

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#10 13-04-2014 12:53am

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I saw him in court the other day claiming it was a construct of an oppressive regime. The judge took a dim view. Morgan always was a gobshyte.

This is Morgan Reilly we're on about, yeah?

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#11 13-04-2014 12:53am

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RIP

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#12 13-04-2014 12:53am

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He did great things for South Aftican.
Ronald Regan and Arnie really did pave the way for actors come politicians

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#13 13-04-2014 12:54am

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The wisdom of Morgan Freeman:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=75700811&postcount=29

Morgan Freeman wrote: »

Well first thing my boy is that you need to treat a lady with respect.
Open doors for the lady, kiss the back of her hand and tell her she smells like heaven.

In the summer of '52 I was helping my Uncle Jeremy deliver corn to the market one Saturday afternoon.
The sun baked the red earth dry and the dust made for beautiful sunsets.

Upon reaching the market I noticed a beautiful woman drop the punnet of sweet potato she was carrying. She uttered a swear, which brought a cheeky grin to my face.

I hopped out of the T and picked the veg from the ground. She thanked me and our eyes made contact. Her eyes were as deep as the Mississippi bayou. A deep shade of green.

We made love in the bed of my T after I dropped off the corn. Myself and Jane remained together for a number of years, each week making sweet love in the back of the T, where we first knew we were right for each other.

All I'm saying is, treat a lady with respect and you shall be rewarded.

Take care.

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#14 13-04-2014 12:58am

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wat ya sayin bout the voiceover god himself?

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#15 13-04-2014 1:02am

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Aha! This is the one that I wanted.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73483333&postcount=36

Morgan Freeman wrote: »

Back in my day there was no easy way around it.

I fondly remember the summer of '48. There was a heat wave across the southern states; capable of melting the asphalt on the highway roads.

There was a girl name Layla over on the Mosley plantation, a fine lady with child bearing hips and a smile that warmed the shadows.

We made love one afternoon over by the creek banking onto the Watton farm. A euphoric moment in my young life. I thrusted like a steed and we talked for hours.

9 months later I realised I hadn't seen Layla in quite some time. I'd pass her by usually at the plantation while I delivered chicken wire for farmers.

I got speaking to a fellow named Gorman, a white man. He said that Layla had packed up and taken off one evening, with a child under her arm. Headed for the city as far as I know.

And that was that.

I am still alive and well. Mating does not mean the end of the world, it spurs on the growth.

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#16 13-04-2014 1:06am

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Thaddeus Bradley in "Now You See Me" is the highest point of his career by far.

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#17 13-04-2014 1:08am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ

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#18 13-04-2014 1:09am

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Mornin' Miss Daisy!

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#19 13-04-2014 1:10am

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ok...

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#20 13-04-2014 1:12am

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So you go on & stamp yer form Sonny & stop wasting my time

Cos to tell ya the truth I don't give a shlt

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#21 13-04-2014 1:16am

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titty sprinkles

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#22 13-04-2014 5:11pm

Molester Stallone

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Is he dead yet?

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#23 13-04-2014 5:16pm

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One of the greats. He more than deserved that oscar for ''12 years a slave'' this year.

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#24 13-04-2014 5:28pm

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LizzieJones wrote: »

Mornin' Miss Daisy!

Evenin'

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#25 13-04-2014 5:32pm

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Is he still dating his 18 year old grand daughter?

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#26 13-04-2014 5:33pm

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Oranage2 wrote: »

Is he still dating his 18 year old grand daughter?

That's Woody Allen.

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#27 13-04-2014 5:36pm

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He was great in March of the Penguins. So realistic! :eek:

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#28 13-04-2014 5:40pm

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'what you talkin bout willis!'

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#29 13-04-2014 6:24pm

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The best Laurence Fishburne impersonator since Samuel L Jackson died.

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#30 13-04-2014 6:58pm

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I thought his best role was bubba in forest gump

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#31 13-04-2014 8:20pm

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fleet_admiral wrote: »

I thought his best role was bubba in forest gump

Nah, that would have to be kunty kinty in the Roots.

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#32 13-04-2014 8:27pm

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Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Nah, that would have to be kunty kinty in the Roots.

and his sister akunta getinta

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#33 13-04-2014 8:29pm

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I read the title in his voice, I mean it would be not normal if i didn't,

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#34 13-04-2014 8:31pm

Arthur Beesley

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fleet_admiral wrote: »

and his sister akunta getinta

What about the brother harry kuntz

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