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Three little birds . .

ZENER · 2014-04-01 09:59:02

Little Johnny was doing his work in math class, when his teacher chose him to answer a question. Teacher: "Johnny if there were four birds on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" Johnny: "None because the rest would fly off." Teacher: "The answer was 3, but I like the way you're thinking!"…

01-04-2014 9:59am

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Little Johnny was doing his work in math class, when his teacher chose him to answer a question.

Teacher: "Johnny if there were four birds on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"

Johnny: "None because the rest would fly off."

Teacher: "The answer was 3, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Johnny: "Well I have a question for you! If there 3 girls at a ice cream shop, one was licking her cone, one was biting her cone, and one was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well" said the teacher nervously " I guess the one sucking her cone... ?"

Johnny: "No . . it's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But, I like the way you're thinking!"

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