Raw - March 24th

Jester252 · 24-03-2014 3:38am #1

WWE.com - five point preview

Arnold isn’t the only dignitary stopping by Raw this week: Scooby-Doo himself is set to swing by WWE’s flagship show with The Mystery Machine in tow. The famous pooch is already getting into WWE-flavored misadventures in “Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery,” but what trouble will he cause when he shows up in the flesh … er, fur, on Monday night?
Looks like The Shield’s brand of justice isn’t limited to the fan favorites of the WWE locker room: The Hounds of Justice turned their fangs on WWE Director of Operations Kane last Monday on Raw, and lost an opportunity to become No. 1 contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championships on SmackDown courtesy of The Big Red Monster and none other than The New Age Outlaws. The one thing The Shield loves best is an enemy, and now they have one. The only questions left are who exactly orchestrated the ambush ... and how will they be dealt with?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on Raw, and he brought some extra muscle with him. Joined by “Sabotage” co-star (and noted WWE fan) Joe Manganiello, Schwarzenegger is set to make his grand return to a WWE ring and anticipation is running high. With Manganiello at his side, anything can happen. Not gonna lie, we’re looking forward to this one.
In a career of statement beatings, Triple H may have topped himself last week when he hired a crew of fake police officers to handcuff Daniel Bryan and (with Stephanie McMahon’s help) and beat him motionless, injuring the “Yes!” man’s shoulder en route to sending him out of the arena on a stretcher. Bryan amazingly gutted through the excruciating pain at WWE Live Events this weekend, but with The Game’s decree that the winner of their match joining the WWE World Heavyweight Title contest at The Show of Shows, clearly something special will be required of Bryan. Can he deliver when it matters most?
Paul Heyman has certainly made use of his famous speechifying the last couple of weeks, imploring The Undertaker to abandon his match with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania — to prevent The Deadman’s ultimate annihilation and the subsequent snap of The Streak. The Phenom materialized on WWE Main Event to warn Heyman he’d be coming for Brock on Raw, and it was confirmed on SmackDown that The Anomaly would be in Brooklyn as well . What will go down when the two titans meet for the first time since their explosive contract signing? Tune in Monday at 8/7 CT on USA Network to find out, and be sure to watch the WWE Network’s live Raw Pre-Show at 7:30 ET and Backstage Pass after the show!

My prediction for the show. The boss and HHH are in the ring selling the Scooby movie. Out comes Scooby and he gets in the ring and starts messing around. HHH turns his back and that is when Scooby starts beating him up. After HHH is beaten Scooby runs to the back where him and Bryan start yesing.

Tonights main event Bryan and Scooby vs. Orton and the ghost of Wrestlemaina (Batista in a mask)

Professional Griefer · 24-03-2014 3:45am

Heading to Break Down The Walls of @WWE tomorrow at Monday Night Raw. Tune in to see us ruin a perfectly civilized event and embarrass out friends and family with our terrible behavior. #sucka #youcantevensmellwhatimcooking #itsbooze #imcookingbooze #donttellmewhattodo #icantseeyou #becauseimhammeredas****

Anyone know who these people are?

Moist Bread · 24-03-2014 8:05am

Using Google I found out they are some kind of Metalcore band. They sound like every other metal screaming type band aimed at teenagers to me, but each to their own.

Dubliner28 · 24-03-2014 10:27am

Jester252 wrote: »

WWE.com - five point preview
Out comes Scooby and he gets in the ring and starts messing around. HHH turns his back and that is when Scooby starts beating him up. After HHH is beaten Scooby runs to the back where him and Bryan start yesing.

That would be brilliant ..

D.Q · 24-03-2014 12:26pm

Asking alexandria are so so bad.

Bounty Hunter · 24-03-2014 1:45pm

Wrestlemania is in 2 weeks, this is their biggest show of the year, I want the card finalized tonight and not the week of the PPV.

we have The Andre Battle Royal, HHH/Bryan, Cena/Wyatt, The Streak match and the triple threat main event

now tonight, make official: The Shield vs Kane/NAO, A Divas title match and a tag titles match at the least

that would be 8 matches booked enough in advance though with the last two it isn't 100% clear who the title match will be between but at a guess: AJ vs Naomi vs Natalya vs Nikki (all 3 have been picking up wins over AJ in recent times and having 3 total divas cast members in the title match will make for show crossover potential & promotion the WWE will like) meanwhile in the tags I could see the real Americans involved or possibly the Rhodes brothers hopefully both (and leave Rybaxel in the Andre match) and it'd be great if it was in something like a ladder match but I wont hold my breath on that being announced.

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 1:45pm

I'd imagine Daniel Bryan is going to be all guns blazing furious tonight after THAT sneaky but brilliantly executed beatdown by Triple H last week.

Bounty Hunter · 24-03-2014 1:51pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I'd imagine Daniel Bryan is going to be all guns blazing furious tonight after THAT sneaky but brilliantly executed beatdown by Triple H last week.

sneak attack revenge:

HHH will be promoting the new movie with Scooby Doo in the ring and ripping on D.Bryan likening him to Shaggy, calling him a dirty hippy, saying how Bryan isn't in the movie unlike him as now B+ players made the cut etc when suddenly the scooby costume is unzipped and out pops Daniel Bryan for a surprise beatdown.

Furious-Red · 24-03-2014 2:12pm

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

sneak attack revenge:

HHH will be promoting the new movie with Scooby Doo in the ring and ripping on D.Bryan likening him to Shaggy, calling him a dirty hippy, saying how Bryan isn't in the movie unlike him as now B+ players made the cut etc when suddenly the scooby costume is unzipped and out pops Daniel Bryan for a surprise beatdown.

Would love to see if the crowd were shouting Yes Yes Yes , that before Bryan takes off the suit and just starts doing the Air Pointing thing while HHH has his back to him

Jester252 · 24-03-2014 2:21pm

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

.... meanwhile in the tags I could see the real Americans involved or possibly the Rhodes brothers hopefully both (and leave Rybaxel in the Andre match) and it'd be great if it was in something like a ladder match but I wont hold my breath on that being announced.

I'm afraid I have some bad news. Rybaxel is no longer listed as part of the Andre match.

Jester252 · 24-03-2014 2:32pm

Just a reminder Raw starts at midnight.

the groutch · 24-03-2014 3:18pm

Jester252 wrote: »

I'm afraid I have some bad news. Rybaxel is no longer listed as part of the Andre match.

was actually reading that in Barrett's voice :pac:

JP Liz V1 · 24-03-2014 3:20pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I'd imagine Daniel Bryan is going to be all guns blazing furious tonight after THAT sneaky but brilliantly executed beatdown by Triple H last week.

I kinda wanna see a no contact clause in his "contract" for his Mania match with HHH now when he does win and get his revenge at Mania it will be extra sweet

gnfnrhead · 24-03-2014 4:29pm

AJ is back on twitter for the first time since Punk went home to cry. Wonder if something has been worked out?

Agent Coulson · 24-03-2014 5:08pm

gnfnrhead wrote: »

AJ is back on twitter for the first time since Punk went home to cry. Wonder if something has been worked out?

It was a good tweet as well:)

Jester252 · 24-03-2014 5:10pm

gnfnrhead wrote: »

AJ is back on twitter for the first time since Punk went home to cry. Wonder if something has been worked out?

Maybe they offered to let her win some matches if she started using twitter again?

gnfnrhead · 24-03-2014 5:53pm

Agent Coulson wrote: »

It was a good tweet as well:)

Wifey is awesome

Some of the replies are shockingly vicious.

Jester252 wrote: »

Maybe they offered to let her win some matches if she started using twitter again?

Would make sense with 1.3 million followers. Guessing a lot of the guys dont even have that. I know none of the Divas do. Bella Twins are only just past the 1m mark.

RobbingBandit · 24-03-2014 5:58pm

Seen a new shirt for her online, very CM Punk esque.

http://wrestleshare.com/?di=WU4D

Moneymaker · 24-03-2014 6:00pm

I would keep DB off RAW tonight tbh.

Sell the beating. Have him attack Hunter during the go home show.

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 6:04pm

Bet A.J got some sweet birthday loving from CM Punk

Not sorry one bit gnfnrhead

gnfnrhead · 24-03-2014 6:08pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Bet A.J got some sweet birthday loving from CM Punk

Not sorry one bit gnfnrhead

Blocked! :mad:

:pac:

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 6:17pm

Please accept this video as an apology for my offensive comment :P

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12qze3_wwe-aj-lee-ass-gifs-compilation_sport

GTR63 · 24-03-2014 8:25pm

Can we make jokes yet?
Just heard Sue Cook has pulled out

RobbingBandit · 24-03-2014 9:05pm

GTR63 wrote: »

Can we make jokes yet?
Just heard Sue Cook has pulled out

Donegal Dan · 24-03-2014 9:06pm

Im going to miss the lack of Divas in this thread tonight :mad:

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Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 9:09pm

Who thought it would be a good idea to book Asking Alexandria for an appearance on RAW tonight??

2nd Row Donkey · 24-03-2014 9:14pm

What's the story with Hogan?

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 9:17pm

I think we can all sit back and admire the greatest and longest reigning Diva's Champion and possibly the best Diva on the current roster......... Ladies & Gentlemen, AJ Lee.......

gnfnrhead · 24-03-2014 9:21pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I think we can all sit back and admire the greatest and longest reigning Diva's Champion and possibly the best Diva on the current roster ever......... Ladies & Gentlemen, AJ Lee.......

Donegal Dan · 24-03-2014 9:32pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I think we can all sit back and admire the greatest and longest reigning Diva's Champion and possibly the best Diva on the current roster......... Ladies & Gentlemen, AJ Lee.......

Uh oh!

Remember now. This is Catholic Ireland!

We must keep the thread squeaky clean.

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 9:35pm

Donegal Dan wrote: »

Uh oh!

Remember now. This is Catholic Ireland!

We must keep the thread squeaky clean.

Sorry that word doesn't register with me :P......... And I don't see any nudity here, just a gif of the loveliest Diva's Champion doing her thing

Bounty Hunter · 24-03-2014 9:42pm

Only time We should have to address this: We have a thread for Diva pics and it's not this one (not to say the occasional non nude and relevant pic misght slip by us without issue), this was posted about last week and although it may not be a popular decision I hope you understand that a number of people who do read this in a workplace environment were appreciative and were the reason why such a decision was taken. If not please PM a mod and don't derail the thread voicing your opinion as thats not the way to approach the matter.

tbh the whole posting whats not really happening business was far funnier imo when I re-read the thread while watching Raw on Tuesday last week, still don't know how I missed Cesaro's 450 splash, watched that match twice looking for it :pac:

cena · 24-03-2014 10:06pm

The cousin has gone to this. He can't wait to see taker tonight. He so lucky to live near the Barclay's center. Well have to start watching again. Miss having sky sports

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 10:08pm

cena wrote: »

The cousin has gone to this. He can't wait to see taker tonight. He so lucky to live near the Barclay's center. Well have to start watching again. Miss having sky sports

Is The Undertaker scheduled for an appearance tonight?

Bounty Hunter · 24-03-2014 10:11pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Is The Undertaker scheduled for an appearance tonight?

Yup

from the OP

Paul Heyman has certainly made use of his famous speechifying the last couple of weeks, imploring The Undertaker to abandon his match with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania — to prevent The Deadman’s ultimate annihilation and the subsequent snap of The Streak. The Phenom materialized on WWE Main Event to warn Heyman he’d be coming for Brock on Raw, and it was confirmed on SmackDown that The Anomaly would be in Brooklyn as well . What will go down when the two titans meet for the first time since their explosive contract signing? Tune in Monday at 8/7 CT on USA Network to find out, and be sure to watch the WWE Network’s live Raw Pre-Show at 7:30 ET and Backstage Pass after the show!

Lithium93_ · 24-03-2014 10:14pm

I should read through the 5 point preview carefully next time.

B.A._Baracus · 24-03-2014 11:03pm

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

Only time We should have to address this: We have a thread for Diva pics and it's not this one (not to say the occasional non nude and relevant pic misght slip by us without issue), this was posted about last week and although it may not be a popular decision I hope you understand that a number of people who do read this in a workplace environment were appreciative and were the reason why such a decision was taken. If not please PM a mod and don't derail the thread voicing your opinion as thats not the way to approach the matter.

you heard him boys :pac:
we can post pics, just non nude. :pac: