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Your Last Words?

  • 08-03-2014 5:27am
    #1
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭


    What would they be AHers?

    I'd go with MORBEGS FROM MORBEG LAND COME AND something something


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Comments

  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I can't sleep.


  • #3
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Told you I was sick, didn't I?


  • #4
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    The treasure is buried in


  • #5
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Hold my beer, watch this..


  • #6
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Goodnight


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  • #7
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    You got what you fcukin' wanted, didn't you?

    Now fcuk off and let me bleed out in your sisters bed.


  • #8
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-88a7msKI


  • #9
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "I'll have your money next week, I swe..."


  • #10
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Yippee ki yay mutha fukka.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's perfectly safe, look!


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  • #12
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    From a certain angle, that looks like a train....


  • #13
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Aggghhhhhhhurrrrrrrugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhblaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooonoooooooooooerrrrr.Ouch!


  • #14
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Avenge me.


  • #15
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Bollix


  • #16
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Best orgasm ever!


  • #17
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,768 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Red or Blue, Red or Bl...


  • #18
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    something like *in a low husky garbled voice* arraraaraararchhhooo..aaar..ar

    if movies are anything to go by


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Something mundane and everyday I imagine.

    Like most people.

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words


  • #20
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    "Here I go again...I wonder who I'll be next time?"


  • #21
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    I buried the money in ...............




    Sorry jamesbere just saw your post now


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  • #22
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    I've checked. It's not loaded.......


  • #23
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Make sure I'm dead.


  • #24
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Everything is going dark, OH GOD, I'AM COMING POPPA, I'AM COMING.


  • #25
    irishmover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,747 ✭✭✭irishmover


    I bet I can hold my breath longer than you!


  • #26
    marozz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    "The reception is crap, just going up on the roof to adjust the satellite dish"


  • #27
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I'm pretty sure, these mushrooms are non-poisonous


  • #28
    5live
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    You misse.....


  • #29
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What truck...............................................


  • #30
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Oh, Hi Jim. You're home early.


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  • #31
    FTA69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    "They couldn't hit the side of a barn from that distance..."


  • #32
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    I'm going to cut the red wire.


  • #33
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I'm going to cut the red wire.

    DONT DO IT!


  • #34
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Back in a minute....

    i'll get the next round..

    Maybe this one for the headstone
    So happy I didn't waste my time trying to give up drink and fags.....


  • #35
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Whats that smell?


  • #36
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    I see it!! Oh it's embrace is so warm and comforting.
    .
    .
    Oh spaghetti monster!


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  • #37
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    'You really should know, I've led a double life'. Gone!

    That should keep them busy!


  • #38
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Bugger Bognor


  • #39
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Don't need a jack, these bricks are grand.


  • #40
    marozz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    "I'll be back later, just going out to take some photos of the waves crashing against the rocks"


  • #41
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #42
    marozz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    Come on, I fcuking dare ye...


  • #43
    shanered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    Something out of the Da Vinci Code....


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nothing coming....


  • #45
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    shanered wrote: »
    Something out of the Da Vinci Code....

    'The End' ?


  • #46
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    I wonder why it's called Sting Ray?


  • #47
    bogwalrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭bogwalrus


    A friend of a friend of a friend passed away the other day. Before he died he posted on FB "And so I'm off" and then a link to Rory Gallagher's Moonchild.

    A friend then commented underneath "In case you don't have signal on "the island", I'll see ya on the far side"

    Though it was really nice.


  • #48
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    "Twist those dirty funbags you sexy beatch"


  • #49
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I wonder why it's called Sting Ray?

    "Stingray's love foreplay"


  • #50
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    I fcuked your Sister.


  • #51
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Down with religion


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