Puppies being used to sell toilet roll

snubbleste

Andrex, Cottonelle, Lidl and others use dogs in their lavatorial tissue advertisements.
Why, why do we associate dogs with toilet paper

Paulie Gualtieri

Load of sh1te

BillyMitchel

snubbleste wrote: »

Andrex, Cottonelle, Lidl and others use dogs in their lavatorial tissue advertisements.
Why, why do we associate dogs with toilet paper

Because if we were to use sexy women it would just remind people of their last ****.

force eleven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaQ5H6m4A6k

Selling biscuits now too. Soon they will be used to sell mortgages...

Alf Veedersane

If you've ever wiped your hole with a puppy, you wouldn't have to ask.

The only problem is they usually block the pipes when you flush.

Gran Hermano

Puppies lick da bum bum clean

Maximus Alexander

They need to associate something soft with their soft, soft toilet papers. What's softer than a puppy?

Nothing, that's what.

Ihatecuddles

They are soft! Plus some dogs smell like used toilet roll.

BillyMitchel

mauzo! wrote: »

They are soft! Plus some dogs smell like used toilet roll.

You know you're meant to flush it and not sniff it yeah?!

snubbleste

But dogs?
Why not bosoms or slithering soft eels nesting?

danniemcq

Have you ever tried wiping with a cat?

catallus

My tp wrapper has a picture of a kitten on it and the kitten is white.

Zillah

I like puppies and would like to walk out of work and roll around on the floor with a bunch of puppies and remember what it was to be free.

lkionm

DannieHasABrazilian wrote: »

Have you ever tried wiping with a cat?

I tried wiping my ass on a pussy before.

That was the day I got 2 in the pink 1 in the stink horribley mixed up.


Poo everywhere

Maximus Alexander

Zillah wrote: »

I like puppies and would like to walk out of work and roll around on the floor with a bunch of puppies and remember what it was to be free.

Yeah but roll on to one month later, when the cupboards are bare and you can't afford to socialize and you'd find yourself saying "I'd love to walk in to work and earn a salary, then go buy a tin of beans and eat them, then go for a pint with my friends and remember what it was to be free".

Davarus Walrus

They are cute and adorable. It's a nice way of dealing with the delicate topic of selling a product that returns your sheriff's badge to a pristine state.

It's a much better way of doing so than going for the direct route. Can we ever forget the 'I did a poo at Paul's house' ad? Or the recent one where a load of wanker London hipster tossbags discuss how the latest moist wipes actually make them look forward to buffing the rusty bullet hole?

Puppies work.

Maximus Alexander

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

They are cute and adorable. It's a nice way of dealing with the delicate topic of selling a product that returns your sheriff's badge to a pristine state.

It's a much better way of doing so than going for the direct route. Can we ever forget the 'I did a poo at Paul's house' ad? Or the recent one where a load of wanker London hipster tossbags discuss how the latest moist wipes actually make them look forward to buffing the rusty bullet hole?

Puppies work.

And let's not forget "Emmmmmaaaaa", "Eeeemmma!!", "Emma?", "Emmmaaaaaaaaa", "Emma!", "Emma..."

topper75

Toilet roll adverts full stop are very much a strange product of our culture (well, Britain's originally). It's just bog roll; the rest is marketing.

Other cultures would find it silly, much akin to an ad for bin liners highlighting how shiny the black bag plastic is and how it makes a lovely rustling sound as the empty tins cans plop down into it.

lkionm

I want to do a poo at Pauls

Maximus Alexander

lkionm wrote: »

I want to do a poo at Pauls

Wasn't that an ad for air freshener though?

jester77

snubbleste wrote: »

Andrex, Cottonelle, Lidl and others use dogs in their lavatorial tissue advertisements.
Why, why do we associate dogs with toilet paper

I don't, I associate dogs with Dulux, Bus Eireann and pedigree chum.

Zillah

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Yeah but roll on to one month later, when the cupboards are bare and you can't afford to socialize and you'd find yourself saying "I'd love to walk in to work and earn a salary, then go buy a tin of beans and eat them, then go for a pint with my friends and remember what it was to be free".

I didn't tell you whole plan. I'll mug grannies on the weekend. Duh.

The Backwards Man

I stick a Koala bear up my arse.

Alf Veedersane

snubbleste wrote: »

But dogs?
Why not bosoms or slithering soft eels nesting?

You sick f**k.