Golf Pass

mafc

If any of The Boards Society need passes to attend any of the outings please contact me... and I will forward you my top ten excuses that work on bosses, wives & girlfriend's / boyfriends

Fail to prepare
Prepare to fail

dar_cool

I dont have kids(yet) and im getting married this year so that all could change but cant believe the amount of lads on here under the thumb!!!:D

FixdePitchmark

Lol -

Lads this is not the 70s - you do know that we are all equal now in the 2010 s

I didn't know the boards golf society / boards golf forum was the last bastion of misogyny.



I love womens.

Seve OB

If I want to play golf, I'll play golf and tell her I see her later.

If she wants to do something, off with her....... and she can bring the kids with her if I'm out golfing

Tweaky

I read somewhere before that the reasons why golf and marriage are incompatible are they have two different priorities. The most important thing in a marriage is the long game and the most important thing in golf is the short game.

mafc

My PM box is currently empty, surprising to say the least. Don't be shy lads, I won't pass on anyone's names ha ha hs

Rikand

Sometimes the wife is a convenient excuse to not going out to play golf

princess poppy

Easiest answer is to get your other half playing the beloved game as well

Slicemeister

princess poppy wrote: »

Easiest answer is to get your other half playing the beloved game as well

I've only ever seen one couple out at it on the golf course and to be honest I didn't see any golf bags in the vicinity either.

princess poppy

Slicemeister wrote: »

I've only ever seen one couple out at it on the golf course and to be honest I didn't see any golf bags in the vicinity either.

Guess that could be called a shag bag

Seve OB

I heard an awful cringeworthy ad on the radio for Glen of the downs golf club today, think it was on Nova

All coupley crap joining with their wives and husbands.......

scrubber72

I know of a few couples that play together. They are painful to watch. One lad constantly says great shot to his wife and he may not even be watching her hit and would ask her then where she ended up. Another couple are always arguing on the course. "Hurry up" he always says." If you want to rush around then play with someone else" is usually her response. Next day they are out again together.
How can people play like this is beyond me. Thankfully my wife knows i am usually gone for 5/6 hours when i play and have a drink after.

princess poppy

scrubber72 wrote: »

I know of a few couples that play together. They are painful to watch. One lad constantly says great shot to his wife and he may not even be watching her hit and would ask her then where she ended up. Another couple are always arguing on the course. "Hurry up" he always says." If you want to rush around then play with someone else" is usually her response. Next day they are out again together.

How can people play like this is beyond me. Thankfully my wife knows i am usually gone for 5/6 hours when i play and have a drink after.

I didn't mean that she had to play with you, she probably does exist in her own right outside of your glow.

My point was simply that golf works much better in a couple if they both play

scrubber72

In both couples i referred to i forgot to mention the ladies have significant lower handicaps than the men.
Oh and i bask in my wife's glow.

princess poppy

scrubber72 wrote: »

In both couples i referred to i forgot to mention the ladies have significant lower handicaps than the men.
Oh and i bask in my wife's glow.

Glad to hear it, you have redeemed yourself

mafc

scrubber72 wrote: »

I know of a few couples that play together. :eek:They are painful to watch.:D One lad constantly says great shot to his wife and he may not even be watching her hit and would ask her then where she ended up. Another couple are always arguing on the course. "Hurry up" he always says." If you want to rush around then play with someone else" is usually her response. Next day they are out again together.
How can people play like this is beyond me. Thankfully my wife knows i am usually gone for 5/6 hours when i play and have a drink after.

Sounds like the Car Keys in the middle game

scrubber72

mafc wrote: »

Sounds like the Car Keys in the middle game

That has produced a mental image that will scar me for ages. Thanks.

mafc

scrubber72 wrote: »

That has produced a mental image that will scar me for ages. Thanks.

Lol

charlieIRL

I play golf to get away from mine, last place I'd bring her is to the course!!!

scrubber72

charlieIRL wrote: »

I play golf to get away from mine, last place I'd bring her is to the course!!!

Insert fr.Ted careful now pic

ForeRight

Rikand

He makes enough money to get away with it....

FixdePitchmark

Sad.

As Charlie said. Golf wife balance.

But happy wife happy life.

I don't play at weekends.

unless it is the 2 societies I'm in.
In fairness mine is one of the best a - round.

FixdePitchmark

Turned the house upside down there 12 times - checked the cars - 2 houses - rang a restaurant - 2 golf courses. Checked 4 carry bags - golf bag 2 times, cars again.

Found wallet eventually - I knew it was there , it had to be.

Not in the good books, out all day - she had to buy everything , lunch and all.

Golf bags are amazing yolks - of course it was in the ......................