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Quickest & cheapest way from EU to Brazil

  • 19-02-2014 5:49pm
    #1
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭


    What is the fastest and cheapest way from EU to Brazil?


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  • #2
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Some form of air transport i would imagine.


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Post yourself in a big box over.


  • #4
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A metal flying bird


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Bus Eireann to Gort.


  • #6
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Teleport!


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  • #7
    JackD9922
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 71 ✭✭JackD9922


    Sounds like someone doing ''jailbreak '14'' and fishing for ideas...


  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Cycle.

    Or row.

    Or a boat wherein pedalling moves it.

    Best i can do.


  • #9
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Apply for a job as a drug mule.


  • #10
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Is this a trick question, involving French Guiana?


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Skyscanner says you'll be there by 6.20 pm tomorrow local time for €667. (Sao Paulo)


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  • #12
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Is this a trick question, involving French Guiana?
    No it is not a trick question.
    But you are correct - a little star for effort.. :D


  • #13
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Lisbon to Fortaleza.


  • #14
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Take left at the junction down the road there, then go straight for 5000 miles.


  • #15
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Practice


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    snubbleste wrote: »
    No it is not a trick question.
    But you are correct - a little star for effort.. :D
    Slow handclap

    What's the quickest way to Venezuela? Swim from Curacao?:rolleyes:


  • #17
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Slow handclap
    What's the quickest way to Venezuela? Swim from Curacao?:rolleyes:
    Well no, Curacao is not in the EU.


  • #18
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    The answer to the question is to cross the bridge from Saint-Georges to Oiapoque..whenever it opens


  • #19
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Travel by map?


  • #20
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    €393, Lisbon to Sao Paulo with Royal Air Maroc. Transfer in Casablanca.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Well no, Curacao is not in the EU.
    It's not not in the EU

    http://ec.europa.eu/europeaid/where/octs_and_greenland/index_en.htm


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  • #22
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,180 ✭✭✭hfallada


    Dicoys tuesday night is brazilian night.


  • #23
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    What did you do OP? Did she tell you she was 18?


  • #24
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Google Street view!

    Literally two clicks away!


  • #25
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    MadYaker wrote: »
    What did you do OP? Did she tell you she was 18?

    No her name is Catherine....


  • #26
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Quickest way from ewww to Brazilian is wax strips and a tweezers.


  • #27
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Thoie wrote: »
    €393, Lisbon to Sao Paulo with Royal Air Maroc. Transfer in Casablanca.

    But we'll always have Paris...


  • #28
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    MadsL wrote: »
    But we'll always have Paris...
    Right up until the rohypnol kicks in.


  • #29
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    A Ryanair vomit comet.


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