To all dog owners

sopretty

On the off-chance, that any one of you boards members happens to be a neighbour of mine and is the one with the CONSTANTLY BARKING DOG, could you all please check that your beloved doggies are not barking right now. If you find them to be barking, could you please shut them up and take them inside.
Thank you.

My sanity is being compromised.

dxhound2005

Just bring it into your garden and see how they like it.

Artful_Badger

I actually read that as tall dog owners.

henryporter

Nope - my two are sitting here in the kitchen chillin'

The_Valeyard

Barking mad it is.

Ruu

Hold on and I'll check...

wazky

Dog is quiet as mouse out there, the cat though is meowing like fcuk.

Sure it's not a meowing your hearing?

KeithM89

Just to be sure, I have gone out and killed the 2 dogs with a swift kick to the head. Hope all is well now, OP.

GenieOz

Nope, my dog is enjoying the barking.

RhubarbCrumble

OP, we obviously have the same neighbour

Artful_Badger

Just as I posted above a bunch of moron students went past the house barking at one of the neighbours dogs.

So if any of you happen to be my neighbours could you check on you moron students kids and if they are out barking at dogs can you please shut them up and take them inside ?

Thank you.

MadsL

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

wazky

MadsL wrote: »

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

Depends how runny it is usually.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

MadsL wrote: »

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

And if it's a guide dog? Then what, brainiac?

wazky

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

And if it's a guide dog? Then what, brainiac?

How do blind people wipe their arse?, like how do you know when to stop wiping?

GenieOz

MadsL wrote: »

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

I could but I won't.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

wazky wrote: »

How do blind people wipe their arse?, like how do you know when to stop wiping?

Smell the paper

Artful_Badger

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

And if it's a guide dog? Then what, brainiac?

Then the owner will usually bring it home on the bottom of their shoe I'd imagine.

sopretty

Dog has shut up! Woohoo!! Peace in my brain!

shopaholic01

sopretty wrote: »

Dog has shut up! Woohoo!! Peace in my brain!

He/she must be a boardsie.

The Glass Key

MadsL wrote: »

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

He weights 60kgs htf do you think I could pick him up?

MadsL

wazky wrote: »

Depends how runny it is usually.

Wtf are you feeding your dog?

wazky

MadsL wrote: »

Wtf are you feeding your dog?

Smaller, more annoying dogs.

The Backwards Man

My dog only barks at nosy neighbours.

MadsL

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

And if it's a guide dog? Then what, brainiac?

Service dogs are clearly smarter than you , as are blind people.

The handler runs his hand down the dogs back which tells them if the dog is peeing or shitting. Male dogs are trained to squat not lift their legs when peeing. The handler marks the position of dog, then picks up the poop with a bag as normal.

If blind people can clean up after their dog then why can't other people ffs.

Fr_Dougal

MadsL wrote: »

Whilst we have your attention, if your dog shits in public, could you pick it up?

Thanks.

Naaaaaaa. It helps fertilise stuff...

Moomat

wazky wrote: »

How do blind people wipe their arse?, like how do you know when to stop wiping?

More friction/resistance

Artful_Badger

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Naaaaaaa. It helps fertilise stuff...

Like tarmac, buggies and peoples shoes ?

PizzamanIRL

sopretty wrote: »

Dog has shut up! Woohoo!! Peace in my brain!

Hope it barks again just to annoy you.

Fr_Dougal

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Like tarmac, buggies and peoples shoes ?

We're all gods children.

UCDVet

I love dogs - but dog owners tend to do such a bad job of keeping dogs...it's no wonder I have so much difficulty renting with a pet

Remind your neighbours of their legal obligation to keep the dog quiet and hopefully that'll be enough. Odds are it won't be though.

sopretty

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Hope it barks again just to annoy you.

Yes indeed, I spoke too soon. Poor thing is back to barking its head off.

Dravokivich

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Like tarmac, buggies and peoples shoes ?

All efficient means of spreading said fertilizer.

PizzamanIRL

sopretty wrote: »

Yes indeed, I spoke too soon. Poor thing is back to barking it's head off.

MadsL

UCDVet wrote: »

I love dogs.

Handy that. Be awkward as a vet if you didn't.

MadsL

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

We're all gods children.

In Dog we trust.

Stavros Murphy

I just got in after walking the eating/shyting/chewing machines around the back field. I'm wet, cold and if the feckers so much as mutter, I'm booting them up the khyber. So it's not one of mine anyway. Why the fcuk did no clever-dick dog breeder invent a self-walking dog yet?? What do they need me for? Company?? A guide?? They've done the lap a thousand times. Fcuk off and go on yer own, ye hairy hitlers. And they smell. Much as I love em, I hate them.

Penny Tration

My dog is currently barking non stop. She dislocated her knee earlier today when she threw herself down thre steps.

So my neighbours can complain all they like, it's not gonna change anytime today.

UCDVet

MadsL wrote: »

Handy that. Be awkward as a vet if you didn't.

I'm not a vet. It's just a poor selected name. I've also never been to UCD.

MadsL

UCDVet wrote: »

I'm not a vet. It's just a poor selected name. I've also never been to UCD.

*mind blown*

sopretty

green_screen wrote: »

My dog is currently barking non stop. She dislocated her knee earlier today when she threw herself down thre steps.

So my neighbours can complain all they like, it's not gonna change anytime today.

Your dog threw herself down the steps?

wazky

sopretty wrote: »

Your dog threw herself down the steps?

Going through a ruff patch probably.

GT_TDI_150

MadsL wrote: »

Handy that. Be awkward as a vet if you didn't.

Our local vet ... Scared of cats :eek:

sadie06

UCDVet wrote: »

I'm not a vet. It's just a poor selected name. I've also never been to UCD.

I laughed out loud!

Capt'n Midnight

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Hold on and I'll check...

Ru's been gone a long time :eek:

Smidge

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Ru's been gone a long time :eek:

Maybe it was his dog barking because it was hungry.
And now. It has eaten him. :eek:

Penny Tration

sopretty wrote: »

Your dog threw herself down the steps?

She runs too fast down the stairs to the back garden and occasionally jumps. She fell this time.

Capt'n Midnight

UCDVet wrote: »

I'm not a vet. It's just a poor selected name.

You weren't there, man. You wouldn't understand.

Meauldsegosha

UCDVet wrote: »

I love dogs - but dog owners tend to do such a bad job of keeping dogs...it's no wonder I have so much difficulty renting with a pet

Remind your neighbours of their legal obligation to keep the dog quiet and hopefully that'll be enough. Odds are it won't be though.

What legal obligation is there, can you post a link. I'm not being smart here I really want to know because I've been complaining about my neighbours dog for the last three months and DCC and DSPCA tell me there is nothing they can do once the dog has food and shelter.

Muise...

Dog whistles are at a frequency of 23 to 54 kHz. I'd say it'd be easy to tune a sine tone to that on your computer with free software like Audacity, then hook up speakers at a window facing the dogs' garden and train the little fcukers yourself since their owners aren't bothered.

I read that to train a dog not to bark, first you have to train it to bark on command. This means you can enjoy yourself getting the dogs to annoy their owners while working toward a quiet life for yourself. Win win!

sopretty

I think they just bark when they're left outside for long periods of time. Bored out of their brains probably. Owners don't know, as they're not there to have to listen to them!!!