TODAY'S HEADLINE NEWS - Someone narrowly avoids walking into a puddle

Lapin

Important news stories like this one shouldn't go unnoticed and such cutting edge journalism deserves to be applauded.

Thank heavens for the Daily Mail !

How would we find out about such important news items like this without them.

Of course this vital news would never have reached us if the Z list 'celeb' in the ill fitting jacket featured in the article hadn't tipped off the photographer as to her whereabouts in the first place.

Journalism at its finest I think you'll all agree.

wazky

Why read that rag then?

Or is this another one of them 'I don't read that paper but I somehow managed to come across this'.

Sir Osis of Liver.

If they showed her drowning in a flashflood it would be newsworthy.

Lapin

wazky wrote: »

Why read that rag then?

Or is this another one of them 'I don't read that paper but I somehow managed to come across this'.

I read it every day. Fecking great paper it is.

Corruptedmorals

The Independent posted a story about an AMA on reddit recently. This particular AMA was entitled 'I'm on the train to Cork'. Quality journalism here too.

SamAK

HAHAHAHAHA.

Tragic.

catallus

Come on! That's funny! I was on the edge of my seat for the entire article!

Hande hoche!

Seems like she could do with a motorboat.

scoobydoobie

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Seems like she could do with a motorboat.

I will offer my motor boating services so.:D

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

What I don't get is how the OP found this trash in the first place. What was he looking for on the Mail site or what search concerning this celeb brought this up and why?

The Diabolical Monocle

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

If they showed her drowning in a flashflood it would be newsworthy.

Zepplin ruulllleeees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFgKVGPJmtI

(as for 'Ice-slip man' - now THAT was newsworthy)

dodderangler

My dog has more important news on his 'daily woof' chew toy

Fr_Dougal

Great win for Arsenal today.

Mickey H

She would definately get it.

Hande hoche!

scoobydoobie wrote: »

I will offer my motor boating services so.:D

You're a humanitarian at heart.

shopaholic01

scoobydoobie wrote: »

I will offer my motor boating services so.:D

Take a couple of deep breaths before diving in, you may have to fight your way back out.

NegativeCreep

Cedric Itchy Pizza wrote: »

What I don't get is how the OP found this trash in the first place. What was he looking for on the Mail site or what search concerning this celeb brought this up and why?

Outrageous is what it is if you ask me!

The Daily Mail is the single greatest thing ever in terms of entertainment. I could wile away hours of my life reading it and get a good laugh in the process. They know they write crap and their bloody brilliant at it. Just because someone reads the daily mail doesn't mean they don't read other papers or get their news from other sources too. Anyone who reads the Daily Mail certainly isn't reading it for news but rather the entertainment.

vitani

I love the description of her as 'quick-thinking' because she was able to step to the left of the puddle. Us slower-thinking mortals usually just splash right in.

EyeSight

do you think she arranged that "story" or costa coffee?

marozz

Never heard of her.

Temptamperu

Looking for news in a news paper these days is a hard job. used to be a celebrity section as the middle sheets now it has become nothing more than a vapid advertisements to the masses. And in the daily fail you get all the stories of how brown people are bad and you are great.

Ruu

She has a strange looking face.

FizzleSticks

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kowloon

I don't even know who these people are any more. Are there any new wars coming up?

catallus

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the puzzle section of the DailyMail is the best in the world.

rainbowdrop

I genuinely thought this thread was gonna be from another spanner that has'nt yet realized that Waterford Whispers is a sattire site.....

Sorry for doubting ya OP!

Wacker The Attacker

has she already spent 6k on her tits?

wazky

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

has she already spent 6k on her tits?

Big tits on a fat girl are like those skimpy muscles on skinny lads.

Duckworth_Luas

That coffee shop has free wi-fi. How interesting!

fr336

kowloon wrote: »

I don't even know who these people are any more. Are there any new wars coming up?

The Only Way is Essex vs Made in Chelsea at an awards show..it'll be carnage :eek:

fr336

wazky wrote: »

Big tits on a fat girl are like those skimpy muscles on skinny lads.

She's fat?

NegativeCreep

fr336 wrote: »

She's fat?

Well she's not skinny

fr336

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Well she's not skinny

So in between - like a good 60% of the population. Dread to think what real fat would be described as

NegativeCreep

fr336 wrote: »

So in between - like a good 60% of the population. Dread to think what real fat would be described as

Ah now if you were to see this bird on a club you'd think she was fat. Maybe after a few jagers she'd get it. Lucky woman.

catallus

Yeah she's not skinny.

fr336

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Ah now if you were to see this bird on a club you'd think she was fat. Maybe after a few jagers she'd get it. Lucky woman.

Nope definitely not fat..if anything it's the likely personality that would put me off. I prefer such a figure for certain pastimes - don't find stick insects attractive (unless their face and personality is )

Btw, 'bird'? Are you sure you're either negative or a creep?

fr336

catallus wrote: »

Yeah she's not skinny.

Didn't say she was