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No Cry Onions ? WTF ?

  • 15-02-2014 4:08pm
    #1
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭


    Just now I peeled and chopped 4 onions. I used to cry when chopping onions but no more ? Have the nerds in a lab somewhere changed things ? I demand my cry onions back ! Times are a changing and its so subtle and somebody somewhere hopes you wont notice but something has to be done. It's an outrage:(


Comments

  • #2
    AerynSun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭AerynSun


    I say dose onions been listening to Bob Marley maan: No, onion, no cry. :)


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Vegetables on a whole arent what they used to be to.

    For example, a cucumber snapped in my arse last week.


  • #4
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    wazky wrote: »
    Vegetables on a whole

    An onion ring.


  • #5
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I blame Super Value


  • #6
    dickwod1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭dickwod1


    The reason you didnt cry is because they were apples you peeled and chopped, Is there a Specsavers near you?


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  • #7
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭finix


    Don't try and get away from the fact. Some Rhubarb snapped in my arse only 2 weeks ago. But back to the Onions. They have GM'd them and there is no doubt about that. I don't know what's real anymore and that in itself is Outragious. Whats next ?Forever red tomatoes ? Straight Bananas ?


  • #8
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Maybe they were mild onions, I've seen them advertised in Lidl. Personally, I just put on my sunglasses and open the back door when I'm chopping onions.


  • #9
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭finix


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Maybe they were mild onions, I've seen them advertised in Lidl. Personally, I just put on my sunglasses and open the back door when I'm chopping onions.
    Right, You try and buy cry onions anywhere and you cant. It's a thing of the past, Like Videos and rubbers that smelt like school !


  • #10
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    It's how you chop them. Do it right and you don't get watery eyes. Do it wrong and you'll cry like a baby.

    Honestly, it's how you go about chopping them.


  • #11
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭finix


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    It's how you chop them. Do it right and you don't get watery eyes. Do it wrong and you'll cry like a baby.

    Honestly, it's how you go about chopping them.
    No matter how I chop them I don't cry, I want to cry ! I want things back as they used to be, Like the smell of a hot water bottle, The rubber ones, remember them ?


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  • #12
    lau1247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭lau1247


    rub your eye after you handled them onions, you'll get a good cry out of it :pac:

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • #13
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    You dont cry if you cut it right.



  • #14
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    You must be all cried out?

    Did somebody take a whole lotta your lovin' for a handful of nothin'?


  • #15
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    4 f*cking onions???

    They don't make you cry if they are kept at room temperature, or something.


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