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How do you become a forum legend

  • 14-02-2014 8:49pm
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Well how do you..i want to know as no boardsie selected me to be their valentine

    Do I

    Be a funny fooker?
    Informative?
    Post drivel?
    Get big boobs?

    Does it get you much hole? Do you get discounts and ****?
    Can i put it on my CV


Comments

  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"

    Take your time my son, there's no rush.


  • #3
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Specialun wrote: »
    Get big boobs?
    This.


  • #4
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Be different, yet the same
    Funny, yet serious
    Noticable, yet un-noticed
    Get thanks, give thanks

    Something....something....dark side


  • #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Fuuny, but intelliget at the same time. Otherwise, you look like a thanks whore.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #6
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Crash the server & almost break boards like Dav?


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  • #7
    efc67
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 268 ✭✭efc67


    Private message a Mod saying you want to be a board legend, and put a smiley face on the end like this :-0 ...whatever you do don't use ;-0 or you will be banned for 37 days


  • #8
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Thanks whoring is always a good start.


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Many are compelled, few are chosen


  • #10
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Start a thread about getting a mail order bride in to do the washing up.


  • #11
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems... nice tits!


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  • #12
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Fuuny, but intelliget at the same time. .

    fail. :D:P


  • #13
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    fail. :D:P

    Oh, I never said I was good at it...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #14
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Offer a free kick in the face


  • #15
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Be me, babe.


  • #16
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    Up your smug.


  • #17
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Are there any forum legends? Did most of them not implode? I know a few leg ends, but the other, I'm struggling..


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Get naked for charity.


  • #19
    SYLT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭SYLT


    Try get a smart arse reply in on the first page of threads that have potential, sit back and watch the thanks come in whilst smirking in joy at your online popularity.


  • #20
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    SYLT wrote: »
    Try get a smart arse reply in on the first page of threads that have potential, sit back and watch the thanks come in whilst smirking in joy at your online popularity.

    Yeah, them sort sicken me.


  • #21
    somuj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭somuj


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Are there any forum legends? Did most of them not implode? I know a few leg ends, but the other, I'm struggling..

    Richard Dower used to be one :D


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  • #22
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Last 12 years without being fuked off boards

    21/25



  • #23
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    And Read some Books

    21/25



  • #24
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Tbh, I can only think of one legend, and that's Pighead.

    So - start by being annyoing, continue to be annoying, eventually win everyone over, become legend.


  • #25
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    FaceKicker only had 5 posts and is considered a legend round these parts

    21/25



  • #26
    rustedtrumpet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    Become a mod, they seem to get bandwagon thanks for the ****est of jokes, everytime.


  • #27
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Ask your grinds teacher out, then kick her in the face, forcing her to take up a new dental plan. Laugh at her ensuing depression while you lock her teeth in a safe in the ground.


  • #28
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Specialun wrote: »
    Well how do you..i want to know as no boardsie selected me to be their valentine

    Do I

    Be a funny fooker?
    Informative?
    Post drivel?
    Get big boobs?

    Does it get you much hole? Do you get discounts and ****?
    Can i put it on my CV
    no

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #29
    somuj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭somuj


    Post a picture of whoopsadaisydoodles in a sex act.


  • #30
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Being a one trick pony seems to do the job.


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  • #31
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Ask your grinds teacher out, then kick her in the face, forcing her to take up a new dental plan. Laugh at her ensuing depression while you lock her teeth in a safe in the ground.

    Here, that phrase is copywrited

    21/25



  • #32
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Ask whoopsy.


  • #33
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Ask your grinds teacher out, then kick her in the face, forcing her to take up a new dental plan. Laugh at her ensuing depression while you lock her teeth in a safe in the ground.

    You need rope, where is the rope ??


  • #34
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.


  • #35
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    So Who wants a Kick in the Face !

    21/25



  • #36
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    I don't know, but maybe the answer is in this safe I just found in my new house. Pity I dont have the key


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