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5 years of healthy extra life vs giving up alcohol

  • 14-02-2014 7:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭


    If you could only choose one. Which would you choose?

    Which would choose? 71 votes

    5 years extra healthy life
    0% 0 votes
    A life with alcohol , but live 5 healthy years less
    100% 71 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    5 more years of either not knowing who you are or immobilised in your nursing home ?

    (no offence ment)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Give up drinking, then finish myself off with a 5 year binge. I've earned it, after all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Or would life just seem longer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    You'd have to be depressed or addicted - i.e. alcohol dependent - to choose the alcohol option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Healthy years, doesn't matter how many.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭Suryavarman


    whirlpool wrote: »
    You'd have to be depressed or addicted - i.e. alcohol dependent - to choose the alcohol option.

    Or maybe you could be one of those people that enjoys all the good times they have while drunk and prefer them to the idea of living to 85 instead of 80.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭Idle Passerby


    5 more years of either not knowing who you are or immobilised in your nursing home ?

    (no offence ment)

    "5 healthy extra years". Healthy people usually don't spend their time not knowing who they are, imobilised in a nursing home as far as I'm aware.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Drink


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    As I read once on boards

    "I could give up alcohol, but I could never give up wine"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    If there was no alcohol I'd kill myself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Drink. *drinks*


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'll keep the booze, thanks.
    Living too long would be boring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    I'll keep the booze, thanks.
    Living too long would be boring.

    It shouldn't be boring. There are hundreds of countries /different cultures to visit . Thousands of great books /films to see. If you are lucky enough to have family life etc( that never gets boring)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Five years?

    Jeez, sure I didn't even last five weeks after Christmas FFS.

    **opens third Paulaner of the evening**


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    There is no way that living too long would be boring? How many countries /different cultures have you not visited? how many great books /films have you not seen?

    Well I lived in China for a few months and have seen a good few places in Europe. While I would love to do a lot more travelling, that sadly requires money. Which requires working. And since there's nothing I'm particularly good at or passionate about, employment is a tedious chore, the benefits of which (having enough money to go travelling and stuff) aren't nearly worth the hours of mindnumbing boredom, servitude and feelings of inadequacy.

    And while I do love books, I'm not much of a film person.

    So yeah, I can manage without the five extra years, thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    *taps a fresh keg*

    Bollox to that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    MadsL wrote: »
    *taps a fresh keg*

    Bollox to that.

    Madsl, I have been reading loads of an American craft beer called dogfishhead.

    Haven't located any in Ireland as of yet, but have relatives away to Chicago for a few days who are keeping their eyes peeled for me.


    Have you tried yet? Supposed to be amazingly good beer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    whirlpool wrote: »
    You'd have to be depressed or addicted - i.e. alcohol dependent - to choose the alcohol option.

    Or maybe just a have the brains to realise that the choice is bogus. It doesn't exist in reality. You could live the healthiest lifestyle possible and still get struck down by cancer - or a bus. Meanwhile plenty of people drink into their eighties and nineties. My grandfather, fond of Guinness and whiskey, made it well over a hundred. His daughter, who never drank, didn't make 70.
    Death is a lottery. Yes, we can sway the percentages one way or the other, but I'll take my chances living a life I enjoy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Your life won't be longer, it'll just feel that way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Or maybe just a have the brains to realise that the choice is bogus. It doesn't exist in reality. You could live the healthiest lifestyle possible and still get struck down by cancer - or a bus. Meanwhile plenty of people drink into their eighties and nineties. My grandfather, fond of Guinness and whiskey, made it well over a hundred. His daughter, who never drank, didn't make 70.
    Death is a lottery. Yes, we can sway the percentages one way or the other, but I'll take my chances living a life I enjoy.

    There are no percentages in this poll, you are given a choice, a clear choice....nothing to do with genetics or family history etc.....


    Choose A or B


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Alcy Irish sad acts. Most of Europe is paying for you ****s to get drunk on the dole and not pay your credit union and mortgage.

    Fcuk off Bob.

    Ye big Bollox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    There are no percentages in this poll, you are given a choice, a clear choice....nothing to do with genetics or family history etc.....Choose A or B

    Your simplistic internet poll doesn't overrule reality.
    I choose reality. And beer. And I'll take those five years anyway. My grandfathers' average age was 99 - with the drinker outliving the non drinker by 8 years.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Alcy Irish sad acts. Most of Europe is paying for you ****s to get drunk on the dole and not pay your credit union and mortgage.

    Now that, is a first post.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all life's problems" Mr. H Simpson 1997


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Madsl, I have been reading loads of an American craft beer called dogfishhead.

    Haven't located any in Ireland as of yet, but have relatives away to Chicago for a few days who are keeping their eyes peeled for me.


    Have you tried yet? Supposed to be amazingly good beer.

    'Tis. But I have about 12 craft breweries near me so drink almost exclusively draft these days. Two just opened this last couple of months.

    Just fresh tapped a new nano-brewery's keg of a traditional bock and I'm just off out to pick up a Dortmunder from La Cumbre (their IPA gets 100/100 beer advocate score)

    So I rarely buy out of state.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    MadsL wrote: »
    'Tis. But I have about 12 craft breweries near me so drink almost exclusively draft these days. Two just opened this last couple of months.

    Just fresh tapped a new nano-brewery's keg of a traditional bock and I'm just off out to pick up a Dortmunder from La Cumbre (their IPA gets 100/100 beer advocate score)

    So I rarely buy out of state.

    Meh.

    Bet ya you'd trade it all for a 6er of Dutch gold. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Meh.

    Bet ya you'd trade it all for a 6er of Dutch gold. :pac:

    What would you trade for a couple of days in this cellar?

    http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10099/

    Look out for La Cumbre though if you like IPAs, they are canning it and it is sublime. Pretty can too. http://craftcans.com/craftcanspics/lacumbrecansBIG.jpg
    7.4% :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Your simplistic internet poll doesn't overrule reality.
    I choose reality. And beer. And I'll take those five years anyway. My grandfathers' average age was 99 - with the drinker outliving the non drinker by 8 years.:)

    This choice was without genectics? A STRAIGHT UP A OR B ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    If you pick alcohol over life, you really need to examine what your priorities are.

    ~*hick*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Jesus, I'll need to be stopped from shortening my life with alcohol included, never mind taking alcohol away.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    This choice was without genectics? A STRAIGHT UP A OR B ?

    But there is no straight up A or B, without or without genetics. You're not listening. That choice does not exist.
    And even if life was so simplistic that an individual person could make a single choice and get some extra years in return, then that person would be better off drinking moderately than not drinking at all. So your question is bogus on two levels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    But there is no straight up A or B, without or without genetics. You're not listening. That choice does not exist.
    And even if life was so simplistic that an individual person could make a single choice and get some extra years in return, then that person would be better off drinking moderately than not drinking at all. So your question is bogus on two levels.
    ...No alcohol vs 5 years extra healthy life....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    But there is no straight up A or B, without or without genetics. You're not listening. That choice does not exist.
    And even if life was so simplistic that an individual person could make a single choice and get some extra years in return, then that person would be better off drinking moderately than not drinking at all. So your question is bogus on two levels.
    A or B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Question is - no alcohol vs 5 years extra healthy life....

    Right so, I'll cut you some slack.
    If you can explain the mechanics of how I would execute that choice, then I'll try my best to give you an answer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    fuk that, thought I'd be dead by the time I was 30, drug habit and serious drinker, off the gear 12 years, still drink like a fish , it was my 44th birthday last week so everything after this is a bonus, so lean ar aghaidh, upwards and onwards

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    uch wrote: »
    fuk that, thought I'd be dead by the time I was 30, drug habit and serious drinker, off the gear 12 years, still drink like a fish , it was my 44th birthday last week so everything after this is a bonus, so lean ar aghaidh, upwards and onwards

    Keep er lit mate :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,683 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    I knew a chap that was told by his doctor in 1982 that if he didn't give up drink, he would be dead in 3 years.
    His reply: I will take the 3.

    He didn't give up the drink and died only a couple of years back aged 92.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    MadsL wrote: »
    What would you trade for a couple of days in this cellar?

    http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10099/

    Look out for La Cumbre though if you like IPAs, they are canning it and it is sublime. Pretty can too. http://craftcans.com/craftcanspics/lacumbrecansBIG.jpg
    7.4% :)

    I'm salivating here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Um... both? Moderate drinking doesn't take any years off your life expectancy. Why is drinking in Ireland an "all or nothing" activity?

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    I don't drink or smoke so 5 extra years for me please!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    I don't drink or smoke so 5 extra years for me please!

    Sorry bout that

    21/25



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    uch wrote: »
    Sorry bout that

    Ah jaysus shur don't be sorry! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    The computer says no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    If you can guarantee that I will lose only 5 years, drinking heavily everyday, then you sir have a deal and I will go back on the sauce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 anonimity


    I honestly think anyone who would seriously give up 5 years of their life in place of alcohol has a serious problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    I dont drink alcohol anyway.

    Can i still do mdma, methamphetamine, cannabis, lsd, heroin, cigarettes, caffeine ?


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