will you pee in the sink more often when the water charges come in?

badabing106

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

badabing106 wrote: »

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Just pour a large jug of water into the bowl after peeing - you don;t need 9 litres or whtever it is in the tank. (Unless you're a camel.)

Ihatecuddles

Wow good idea.

Ill start sh*tting in bags for life too, I have enough to do me for life.

smcgiff

NO!!!!!*







































*Only ever pee in the sink now.

wretcheddomain

Will you OP?

darkpagandeath

Wont make any difference if I did as I'm in an Apartment .. I will be paying the same for 2 of us as my Neighbour that has 5 people in there.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

mauzo! wrote: »

Wow good idea.

Ill start sh*tting in bags for life too, I have enough to do me for life.

Three sea shells.

Baze

No, but I'll be taking showers at the local Maxol Car Wash though.

Feck anyone that tells me to get off their boot.

MonstaMash

Just piss out the garden.

Heroditas

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Wont make any difference if I did as I'm in an Apartment .. I will be paying the same for 2 of us as my Neighbour that has 5 people in there.

You should flush twice in that case. Get your money's worth

Alias G

Just save the flushing until the water is brown as opposed to yellow. No need to pee in the sink that would be gross.

Lawrence1895

MonstaMash wrote: »

Just piss out the garden.

You could as well bark, and pretend to be a dog :pac:

Annasopra

Maybe you'll wash less

www.connachttribune.ie/galway-news/item/2085-td-fears-that-arrival-of-water-charges-could-lead-to-less-washing

Links234

**** that noise, I'm gonna keep it in jars! Then in like 80 years time, after I'm dead, folks'll have to clear out my house and find loads and loads of jars of pee. They'll be all like, we always thought she was so normal, and I'll be laughing my head off having trolled everyone. :pac:

Duckworth_Luas

Well I'll certainly be peeing in the sink when I visit other people's homes. I don't want them to be paying for my extravagant toilet flushing lifestyle.

Alias G

Or you could save up all your pees and use them to flush your poos.

Menas

Move from beer to wine, less need to use the loo.

Ihatecuddles

Links234 wrote: »

**** that noise, I'm gonna keep it in jars! Then in like 80 years time, after I'm dead, folks'll have to clear out my house and find loads and loads of jars of pee. They'll be all like, we always thought she was so normal, and I'll be laughing my head off having trolled everyone. :pac:

That's just taking the piss!

PLUG71

If its yellow let it mellow.
If its brown was it down!

Ihatecuddles

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Move from beer to wine, less need to use the loo.

Ha, we were in Lidl the other day and my OH was debating whether or not to get beer. I said why not get a bottle of wine for a fiver.
His response 'good idea, ill piss less too'

Heroditas

Links234 wrote: »

**** that noise, I'm gonna keep it in jars! Then in like 80 years time, after I'm dead, folks'll have to clear out my house and find loads and loads of jars of pee. They'll be all like, we always thought she was so normal, and I'll be laughing my head off having trolled everyone. :pac:

Didn't do Howard Hughes any harm and he turned out alright!

Pug160

If you keep hydrated you'd hardly know there was pee there.

Duggy747

I'll be boiling my wee in the kettle to make cups of tea.

For visitors of course, I'm not an animal.

downonthefarm

Ahh nothing beats having a healthy sh1te in the neighbours back garden

MadsL

Piss in the cistern, then you can flush shite with piss. Bl*st it with piss in effect...

woodoo

Only disgusting oafs pee in the sink.

Arthur Beesley

I will be pissing in plastic containers and putting the container in the recycling bin when the container is full.

Definitely won't be wasting water by washing my hands either before or after.

Rasheed

More natures pisses. Face the wind and have a dock leaf handy.

c_man

badabing106 wrote: »

will you pee in the sink more often when the water charges come in?

Why wait?

The great thing about pissing in the sink is that running the taps after (to wash it away) makes enough noise for you to get away with not washing your hands either.

I'm free tonight ladies!

Banjoxed

woodoo wrote: »

Only disgusting oafs pee in the sink.

Disgusting oafs yes but ones with marginally more money than the compliant.

Form an orderly queue, ladies

MadsL

Christ how low is the limit before additional charges are applied if you are serious OP?

rolliepoley

Links234 wrote: »

**** that noise, I'm gonna keep it in jars! Then in like 80 years time, after I'm dead, folks'll have to clear out my house and find loads and loads of jars of pee. They'll be all like, we always thought she was so normal, and I'll be laughing my head off having trolled everyone. :pac:

Ever better you could stick lables on the jars with homebrew written on them.

:pac:

Push Pop

Just pee during your 45 second shower you have with your family. What have we become! Damn you failed economy!

Rough Sleeper

woodoo wrote: »

Only disgusting oafs pee in the sink.

It's one of those things that has that initial ew factor to it, but on reflection there aren't really any arguments against it other than "because."

FreshKnickers

Better to pee in sink than sink in pee.

Eoin247

badabing106 wrote: »

will you pee in the sink more often when the water charges come in? Reply to Thread....

Wait, why are you peeing in the sink before water charges?

stefanovich

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Wont make any difference if I did as I'm in an Apartment .. I will be paying the same for 2 of us as my Neighbour that has 5 people in there.

You should leave all your taps running 24/7 just to spite them.

Links234

rolliepoley wrote: »

Ever better you could stick lables on the jars with homebrew written on them.

:pac:

Or "Linksy's old timey poitin"

looking_around

wait

will you pee in the sink more often when the water charges come in?

what?
Soooo....you already do? ... dude..eww
___

Nah, I'll pee in the garden, caveman style ..>.> ............ <.<

rolliepoley

Links234 wrote: »

Or "Linksy's old timey poitin"

Picture it (eighty years time person finding and tasting it, Hmmm)

:pac:

Tin Foil Hat

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Just pour a large jug of water into the bowl after peeing - you don;t need 9 litres or whtever it is in the tank. (Unless you're a camel.)

If only there was another way
http://www.rouswater.nsw.gov.au/imz/rous_water_theme/Copy%20of%20dual%20flush.JPG

anncoates

Just probably let the piss build up in the jacks until there's a shite to flush away.

Victor

Agreed. Get dual flush / low flush toilet.

maringo

Careful you don't get slammed with a low usage charge. Use too much you pay - use too little you pay :eek:

2 stroke

Whats so bad about peeing in the sink? If it's good enough to wash my my cock in, what harm will peeing in it do?

Arthur Beesley

I pee in the ice cube tray in the freezer.

Anyone care for some ice in their drunk?

kowloon

If you're getting new toilets you could go for the ones that have two flush settings (handle up or down).

Ace2007

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Wont make any difference if I did as I'm in an Apartment .. I will be paying the same for 2 of us as my Neighbour that has 5 people in there.

No you won't. It'll be based on consumption, so an apartment of 5 will more than likely consume more then one with 2 people

Arthur Beesley

Ace2007 wrote: »

No you won't. It'll be based on consumption, so an apartment of 5 will more than likely consume more then one with 2 people

The point he is making is that Apartments won't have meters initially, the rollout to older apartment blocks won't be this year or even next year.

somefeen

Pee in bottles and throw them at neighbours

Reduce the amount of water used in a flush (in old loos) by putting a waterballoon filled with water (or pee, if you must) in the cistern. Stops it filling up by that amount.