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What's her problem?

  • 14-02-2014 11:34am
    #1
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,606 ✭✭✭✭


    Headed off to work early this morning and I left a message on my girlfriend's phone " Happy V.D. Babes"

    Got a message back a few hours later calling me a W@nker.

    There's thanks for wishing her Happy Valentines Day :rolleyes:


Comments

  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ba dum dum tssh


  • #3
    pundy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    maybe she thinks that you gave her VD?


  • #4
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HReySt8AMmI


  • #5
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Erm, I think you need to find a less shallow girlfriend OP.


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Maybe she doesn't like when you call her Babes?


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  • #7
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    she might be pregnant.


  • #8
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,074 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Someone's been reading Cake Wrecks, I see - the last cake on this page, for example. :p

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #9
    Overflow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Overflow


    Happy Venereal Disease Day ?


  • #10
    ronjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ronjo


    Maybe it because you are a w@nker???

    Are you?


  • #11
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    She's just discovered she got an STD from riding that bloke on her last work night out and your text just arrived, spooking her.


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  • #12
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,606 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    anncoates wrote: »
    She's just discovered she got an STD from riding that bloke on her last work night out and your text just arrived, spooking her.
    You must be right!
    I'll dump her later.
    Thanks for the heads up ;)


  • #13
    gitane007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭gitane007


    Give her that call she would have rathered this morning and go berko down the phone at her for being ****in twat, nothing like a massive barney on Valentines Day........really puts things in perspective, besides she's already started it. Hmppf.


  • #14
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,606 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    gitane007 wrote: »
    Give her that call she would have rathered this morning and go berko down the phone at her for being ****in twat, nothing like a massive barney on Valentines Day........really puts things in perspective, besides she's already started it. Hmppf.

    Brilliant, thanks.
    I'm so lucky, there's so many experts on here.
    Happy V.D. everyone :D


  • #15
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    She;s cheating on you.


  • #16
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Because you only left a poxy message on her phone. When didn't you wake her up and pump her to death?

    Edit: oh you didn't wake up beside her. That's probably why


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Maybe she was in POW camp in 'Nam and that changed her whole outlook on the mechanics of war?


  • #18
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,606 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Because you only left a poxy message on her phone. When didn't you wake her up and pump her to death?

    Edit: oh you didn't wake up beside her. That's probably why
    Where's the thumbs up smilie?


  • #19
    mjv2ydratu679c
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭mjv2ydratu679c


    blade1 wrote: »
    Headed off to work early this morning and I left a message on my girlfriend's phone " Happy V.D. Babes"

    Got a message back a few hours later calling me a W@nker.

    There's thanks for wishing her Happy Valentines Day :rolleyes:

    get shot if her asap - completely irrational psycho behaviour.


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