Are you the bastard?

fortwilliam · 13-02-2014 3:34pm #1

We all know a dickhead, an arsehole, a complete wanker.
You know, opinionated loudmouth with over inflated sense of importance who puts others down to make himself feel better...

Let's say one in ten people are arseholes,

Following this logic, some people reading this right now are arseholes.

Is it you?

If not, how can none of us be the arsehole, but one in ten are ?

Answer me, you Arsehole!

Vegeta · 13-02-2014 3:35pm

Yes I am

fedor.2. · 13-02-2014 3:35pm

**** off

J_E · 13-02-2014 3:36pm

Yep, can be guilty of it at times. The difference is I catch myself up on it though, some people fly through life with a sense of entitlement and a smug grin...

zl1whqvjs75cdy · 13-02-2014 3:36pm

Its always you OP. Always.

Ihatecuddles · 13-02-2014 3:37pm

I used to be loud and obnoxious. I know I keep banging on about depression, but I was trying to overcompensate, I had to laugh loudest and be seen to always enjoy myself.

Not anymore, they say you hate the people that remind you of yourself, and I dont know whether I dislike them or feel sorry for them.

pundy · 13-02-2014 3:37pm

most people are, or the worst is people who WANT to be seen that way!! laughable.

SimonQuinlank · 13-02-2014 3:37pm

I'm the Green Bastard, from Parts Unknown.

Iang87 · 13-02-2014 3:38pm

definitely am but the reasons you list arent all necessarily the reasons why

uch · 13-02-2014 3:40pm

I Like Cake

ScumLord · 13-02-2014 3:40pm

What is it these days with degrading titles and letting anyone use them. Are your parents married? Yes. Then you're not a bastard, stop misusing the name, You're a bollox not a bastard.

Real Life · 13-02-2014 3:40pm

I used to be, now sometimes i think I'm too nice for my own good

Riamfada · 13-02-2014 3:41pm

9 in 10 people are bastards. Where are you going with this 1 in 10 lark. You obviously never worked in retail.

fortwilliam · 13-02-2014 3:42pm

pundy wrote: »

the worst is people who WANT to be seen that way!! laughable.

Actually, you have really hit the nail on the head there, especially women age 16-30 who for some reason think it is the height of cool to call themselves "The Diva/Bitch/Etc.."

every time I see this attitude I just think how pathetic they really are and how far from the persona they are trying to portray they are.

SpaceCowb0y · 13-02-2014 3:43pm

If you have to ask it's probably you

vicwatson · 13-02-2014 3:44pm

OP I think you need to take some anger management classes

pundy · 13-02-2014 3:44pm

fortwilliam wrote: »

Actually, you have really hit the nail on the head there, especially women age 16-30 who for some reason think it is the height of cool to call themselves "The Diva/Bitch/Etc.."

every time I see this attitude I just think how pathetic they really are and how far from the persona they are trying to portray they are.

AMAZING! someone knows what i'm on about!!

AAGH! it's so annoying isnt it!?

"i dont care, i'm a B!TCH!" like it's something to be proud of!?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-02-2014 3:45pm

fortwilliam wrote: »

We all know a dickhead, an arsehole, a complete wanker.
You know, opinionated loudmouth with over inflated sense of importance who puts others down to make himself feel better...

Let's say one in ten people are arseholes,

Following this logic, some people reading this right now are arseholes.

Is it you?

Yes, yes it is.

WilyCoyote · 13-02-2014 3:51pm

I think Quasi Modo was had a bellend. Desdemona, can you testify please?

Sir Humphrey Appleby · 13-02-2014 3:57pm

Yes I am, but I am working on it and hopefully I am not as bad as I was.

Femme_Fatale · 13-02-2014 3:59pm

pundy wrote: »

"i dont care, i'm a B!TCH!" like it's something to be proud of!?

Yep, like that ****ing Marilyn Monroe quote.

There are indeed people who are proud to be a c*nt. Some of them are because of being bullied themselves, ironically. You'd think such people, of all people, would be more empathetic to others.

ScumLord · 13-02-2014 4:00pm

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

Yes I am, but I am working on it and hopefully I am not as bad as I was.

Are you working on being more or less of a bastard, it's not clear which direction you're going from that post.

Vito Corleone · 13-02-2014 4:01pm

I can be an asshole at times, nobody is perfect.

orangesoda · 13-02-2014 4:02pm

I'm a tosser, i had the trousers at the ankles 5 minutes ago actually

biko · 13-02-2014 4:04pm

I am

you heard me!

MajorMax · 13-02-2014 4:05pm

If you meet one ásshole in a day, he's just an ásshole.

If you're meeting ássholes all day, you might be the ásshole

Sir Humphrey Appleby · 13-02-2014 4:06pm

ScumLord wrote: »

Are you working on being more or less of a bastard, it's not clear which direction you're going from that post.

Less, much less.

Also Zaph is a really good God and Gordon is the true King of Ireland.:D

Femme_Fatale · 13-02-2014 4:06pm

Vito Corleone wrote: »

I can be an asshole at times, nobody is perfect.

Not sure nobody being perfect is some sort of licence for being a dick at will.

Sir Humphrey Appleby · 13-02-2014 4:06pm

biko wrote: »

I am

QUOTE]

Not since you quit modding Ah you aint!:D:D:D

Jester252 · 13-02-2014 4:07pm

I'm not an asshole. I'm just telling the truth. I am better than you

gugleguy · 13-02-2014 4:14pm

Does acting the bollex fall under such terminology or is this even trendier?

Vito Corleone · 13-02-2014 4:18pm

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Not sure nobody being perfect is some sort of licence for being a dick at will.

Not "at will", but people are going to have off days.

13-02-2014 4:22pm

I sometimes become uncomfortably aware of sounding sanctimonious. So, yes sometimes I am, but not intentionally.

duchalla · 13-02-2014 4:23pm

The pr!ck who sits beside me at work, the most obnoxious, selfish, loudmouthed, me feiner you could ever meet, a complete wanker, born a pr!ck and just grew bigger...

ScumLord · 13-02-2014 4:27pm

duchalla wrote: »

The pr!ck who sits beside me at work, the most obnoxious, selfish, loudmouthed, me feiner you could ever meet, a complete wanker, born a pr!ck and just grew bigger...

But, don't you sit beside the big mirror?