Exhibitionist wife

Imgoingtogarth

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

Yeah. Right.

Legs.Eleven

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

You're a virgin, aren't you?

Lapin

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

What should I do

Re reg under a different username.

Imgoingtogarth

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

Swop her for someone who will appreciate it, and get your self a more suitable wife.

Imgoingtogarth

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

What should I do

You'll be grand when you wake up.

Mark Tapley

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

What should I do

Wake up your dreaming.

Edit - too slow

Micky Dolenz

I had sex once, with a real person and all.

Annasopra

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

What should I do

Stop making shìt up

I know how you feel, my penis is way too big and satisfies every single woman I've ever met. The trouble of it all.

Cee-Jay-Cee

OP it's very early in the morning to be drunk but then again you've probably been drinking since last night such is the level of your imagination.

You should get yourself a girlfriend.

Son Of A Vidic

OP, will your fantasie be ruined now that you've shared it?

Helium

and The Sad F*cker of The Week goes too.....

Kimbot

I think you should video all youve said and post it here :P

Stella Virgo

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

dream on bud..............;)

maguic24

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

And tomorrow's Christmas.

thomas anderson.

This smells fishy

Nonoperational

If she's such an exhibitionist tell her to flash a pic up here! :-)

ComeraghBlue

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

She most certainly isn't a she. I reckon you just had a dream

Imgoingtogarth

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

You're a virgin, aren't you?

Thankfully no I'm a happily married 35 year old father with all the usual sleepless nights/****ty nappies/ kissing better grazed knees stories as everyone else I'm just married to an extreme highly sexed woman that gets her kicks by going naked! Sorry to disappoint

ComeraghBlue

ComeraghBlue wrote: »

She most certainly isn't a she.

Uh huh.

Cos girls don't like sex. It's yocky.

Ruu

join a club/gym or go travelling.

fryup

The OP's wife...........;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTvWZn95mZQ

maguic24

Dump her OP, you two are obviously not compatible.

Oh and send me her number afterwards.

Micky Dolenz

Ruubot2 wrote: »

join a club/gym or go travelling.

I was in Africa and I happened upon a dead elephant. At its head stood a wee boy. He couldn't of been more than 6. I asked him who killed the animal. He said he killed it with his club. I was very impressed and said it must be a big club. He says "yeah there is about 50 of us"

tin79

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

she's naked and into the window

She fancies windows? I am confused.

burnhardlanger

Sounds like a 70's french soft core porn movie.

It won't be long until she drives off with your clothes in the middle of nowehere
and you end up running through an isolated village with your mickey flopping about to a farcical score.

blurch

Put down that copy of readers wives.

Legs.Eleven

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

Thankfully no I'm a happily married 35 year old father with all the usual sleepless nights/****ty nappies/ kissing better grazed knees stories as everyone else I'm just married to an extreme highly sexed woman that gets her kicks by going naked! Sorry to disappoint

Schism

Mrs. Imgoingtogarth and Mr. Imgoingtogarth were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

osarusan

Shouldn't this be in relationship issues?

Temptamperu

I have to start having intercourse, all I get these days is outercourse

biko

I'm impressed OP that you managed to find AH for your first post, and such a sexy subject. Well done.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

She spends more time out of her clothes than in them. The more risky the place the hornier it makes her. If we go for a walk she'll pop out the boobs then drag me into the woods to have her wicked way. If we go out to the pub then at some stage during the night she'll lift the skirt and give me a flash and as for hotels oh good god no sooner are we into the room she's naked and into the window to "improve the view". I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't get me wrong she's super fit super sexy and it turns me on no end the way she is it's just I'm not sure I'm fit for all the sex any more. What should I do

Well that's my morning **** sorted out for another day. Thank you kindly op, thank you kindly.

ComeraghBlue

osarusan wrote: »

Shouldn't this be in relationship issues?

I don't think this really is an "Issue" though

Mr.McLovin

Candie wrote: »

Yeah. Right.

I don't buy it either, pffft... a wife wanting sex

GalwayGuy2

Hmm, is a woman flashing in public a bad thing?

Mr.McLovin

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Hmm, is a woman flashing in public a bad thing?

Mary Harney.

I rest my case.

Awesomeness

My girlfriend was like this too. Then she left me saying that I was a compulsive liar.

I think she just couldnt handle my massive penis anymore

Gannicus

I call Bullsh!t on this.


On the astronomical chance this is true:

A) Pics of GTFO
PM me her number (I'll gladly take some of the weight off your shoulders)
C) She could try dogging (Double click her mouse and let others watch outside the car)
D) You could stick your d!ck in some fertilizer and grow yourself a set of balls.
E) Appreciate the fact that you have a sexy missus with a high sex drive and just go with the flow.

maguic24

Big Steve wrote: »

PM me her number (I'll gladly take some of the weight off your shoulders)
.

Woah, woah, woah.....I get dibs on yer wans number, I called it. :P

fryup

Big Steve wrote: »

D) You could stick your d!ck in some fertilizer and grow yourself a set of balls.

:pac: thats a good one, must remember that.....briilliant put down

Gannicus

maguic24 wrote: »

Woah, woah, woah.....I get dibs on yer wans number, I called it. :P

Right Bagsy seconds. By the sounds of it she'll need more than one AH'er

fryup wrote: »

:pac: thats a good one, must remember that.....briilliant put down

Cheers.

harry Bailey esq

Big Steve wrote: »

I call Bullsh!t on this.


On the astronomical chance this is true:

A) Pics of GTFO
PM me her number
D) and grow yourself a set of balls

three pages in before anybody bothered to say all this (combined)....

Annasopra

Schism wrote: »

Mrs. Imgoingtogarth and Mr. Imgoingtogarth were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

What?

tin79

mango salsa wrote: »

What?

You Simpsons heretic you.

Specialun

so what day are you going to garth brooks kid..where abouts are your tickets

**Just curious as if im going on the same day or not ***

Imgoingtogarth

Big Steve wrote: »

I call Bullsh!t on this.


On the astronomical chance this is true:

A) Pics of GTFO
PM me her number (I'll gladly take some of the weight off your shoulders)
C) She could try dogging (Double click her mouse and let others watch outside the car)
D) You could stick your d!ck in some fertilizer and grow yourself a set of balls.
E) Appreciate the fact that you have a sexy missus with a high sex drive and just go with the flow.

Pics are a no no I'm afraid. All sexy pictures had to be deleted after she mistakenly sent her sister a "selfie" meant for me of herself filling the car with diesel and the left boob hanging free. She had a lot of red faced family outings for a while after that one. We did used to post on wifelovers.com so with a bit if digging u may still find her pics there.

Unless u are a couple then no thanks on the number forwarding option, we came to that agreement years ago that swinging/ swapping/ sharing would only happen with another couple never with singles and that's never happened.

The fertiliser idea isn't a bad one thanks for that but I think il pass.

She just revealed the valentines plans, my wee mickey is already sore thinking about it. I just need a fortnight off ohhhh my balls are shriveled up inside me now and to make it worse she wants me freshly groomed before Friday. Why me

Plazaman

I can tell OP is just building this story up for where the aliens are introduced with the probes. This is going to be deadly.

Imgoingtogarth

Specialun wrote: »

so what day are you going to garth brooks kid..where abouts are your tickets

**Just curious as if im going on the same day or not ***

Saturday pitch il be the one with the 5ft3 blonde on my shoulders and no doubt she'll be the one on the big screen with her t**s out

Femme_Fatale

Imgoingtogarth wrote: »

Thankfully no I'm a happily married 35 year old father with all the usual sleepless nights/****ty nappies/ kissing better grazed knees stories as everyone else I'm just married to an extreme highly sexed woman that gets her kicks by going naked! Sorry to disappoint

So you're pretending it's a problem in order to boast about it. ur kule