Sexless Marriages

BillyBoy13

So they finally figured out the cause...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html?_r=1

Gonna phone the wife now and tell her that the dinner better be on the table when I get home and after dinner Im gonna check every shelf and cupboard in the house and if I find so much as one speck of dust, or if I happen to find a dirty sock under a bed somewhere, she'll be one sorry woman :pac:

Alf Veedersane

BillyBoy13 wrote: »

So they finally figured out the cause...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html?_r=1

Gonna phone the wife now and tell her that the dinner better be on the table when I get home and after dinner Im gonna check every shelf and cupboard in the house and if I find so much as one speck of dust, or if I happen to find a dirty sock under a bed somewhere, she'll be one sorry woman :pac:

In that case, if you find a sock under the bed, you might as well hold onto it...

antodeco

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

In that case, if you find a sock under the bed, you might as well hold onto it...

I need to use football socks :pac:

I kid, I kid. I use a windsock

Alf Veedersane

antodeco wrote: »

I need to use football socks :pac:

I kid, I kid. I use a windsock

To gauge the speed and direction of the hot air from your mouth?

antodeco

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

To gauge the speed and direction of the hot air from your mouth?

Eh, why would my mouth be open during that. That can lead to, erm, mouthfulls?

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

BillyBoy13 wrote: »

So they finally figured out the cause...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html?_r=1

Gonna phone the wife now and tell her that the dinner better be on the table when I get home and after dinner Im gonna check every shelf and cupboard in the house and if I find so much as one speck of dust, or if I happen to find a dirty sock under a bed somewhere, she'll be one sorry woman :pac:

Will you spank her for being bold?
Can I spank her for being bold?
Can I bring friends?
Can I bring a camera?
Would 7 be a good time?

The One Doctor

Wow, that whole article could have been finished in a paragraph.

biko

BillyBoy13 wrote: »

she'll be one sorry woman :pac:

I'm confused, does this mean you will or won't have sex with her?



badumtisch

Kale and Strawberry

It's no surprise so many marriages are virtually sexless, men have been brainwashed to behave like wimps. A man needs to take charge to make a pu55y wet.

BillyBoy13

biko wrote: »

I'm confused, does this mean you will or won't have sex with her?



badumtisch

It means she'll be getting a bloody good hiding. Then we'll repeat it the next day and then again the next day until she gets it right

Just joking by the way.... before someone goes and calls the guards. Im not actually gonna go calling her up about cooking and hit her and stuff :eek:

Although now that we are on the subject, here's some less than scientific evidence that might benefit someone in a sexless marriage. I recently employed a secretary for my business. The premises we are in are kinda small (hope to move very soon) so me and the new secretary share the back office away from everyone else. The missus wasn't best impressed when she first heard about this arrangement- but its certainly worked miracles in the bedroom.

Kale and Strawberry

BillyBoy13 wrote: »

It means she'll be getting a bloody good hiding. Then we'll repeat it the next day and then again the next day until she gets it right

Just joking by the way.... before someone goes and calls the guards. Im not actually gonna go calling her up about cooking and hit her and stuff :eek:

Although now that we are on the subject, here's some less than scientific evidence that might benefit someone in a sexless marriage. I recently employed a secretary for my business. The premises we are in are kinda small (hope to move very soon) so me and the new secretary share the back office away from everyone else. The missus wasn't best impressed when she first heard about this arrangement- but its certainly worked miracles in the bedroom.

Jealousy makes for good sex.

Sir Arthur Daley

Kale and Strawberry wrote: »

A man needs to take charge to make a pu55y wet.

With a super soaker water gun maybe?

Cupcake_Crisis

Kale and Strawberry wrote: »

It's no surprise so many marriages are virtually sexless, men have been brainwashed to behave like wimps. A man needs to take charge to make a pu55y wet.

I hate to say it, with the eloquent phrasing and all, but.....yeah, this!

Mr. Incognito

Do you hear about the man that never married? Died happy and rich.

Sir Arthur Daley

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Do you hear about the man that never married? Died happy and rich.

One should spend their money while they are alive, cant carry it with you.

Nino Brown

WikiHow wrote: »

One should spend their money while they are alive, cant carry it with you.

Great advice if you happen to know exactly when you're going to die

Jesus Wept

I ****ing hate those articles that are so stupidly pointlessly long without any need for it. Not having a go at you though op.

Sir Arthur Daley

Nino Brown wrote: »

Great advice if you happen to know exactly when you're going to die

I guess when one cannot get it up any more its time to start spending.