is this the most annoying thing ever?

john the one

Sitting here on the couch watching the father damo father ted and the OH keeps playing 15-20 seconds of songs she is getting on iTunes on the laptop.

I'm just about to put my foot through the jaysus laptop

The Backwards Man

Yeah, I know exactly what you

Arthur Beesley

At least she isn't playing clips of Mrs. Browners Boys.

vicwatson

Tell her go out and get you another beer/disconnect wifi

e.r

Turn of the wifi

The_Pretender

I'd be happy enough to have a wife... Or a couch

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

john the one wrote: »

Sitting here on the couch watching the father damp father ted and the OH keeps playing 15-20 seconds of songs she is getting on iTunes on the laptop.

I'm just about to put my foot through the jaysus laptop

My advice is to keep this rage bottled up inside, let it fester away at you for a few years and then bam, let it all out in one massive outburst, make sure you have lots of weapons for this event.

I'm looking forward to reading about you in the paper.

lucky333

Is it annoying? I play my music from my phone while the OH is watching telly. if my OH doesn't like it maybe my OH should leave the room lol

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

The_Pretender wrote: »

I'd be happy enough to have a wife... Or a couch

I'll be your wife and I'll bring my couch.

Problem is I don't have female genitalia and there's a strong smell of feces from the couch.

But look, beggars can't be choosers and I'm getting kinda excited now about our new life together.

john the one

She is so inconsiderate. If I had a knife I'd stick her

Mariasofia

john the one wrote: »

Sitting here on the couch watching the father damp father ted and the OH keeps playing 15-20 seconds of songs she is getting on iTunes on the laptop.

I'm just about to put my foot through the jaysus laptop

It is John...Thats the most annoying thing ever.... poor John the one!!

kneemos

Someone tickling your ear with a feather is the most annoying thing ever.Your predicament is a minor annoyance.

john the one

kneemos wrote: »

Someone tickling your ear with a feather is the most annoying thing ever.Your predicament is a minor annoyance.

This is a form of torture in Guantanamo, a minor annoyance, it is not.

Good day to you sir

biko

Get her the headphones. And a beer while you're up.

BillyMitchel

What songs is she buying?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Yeah, earphones tbh. And tell her not to be such an inconsiderate bollox.

Temptamperu

Infairness you have seen father ted before and she has new stuff, new stuff wins in the temptamperu household.

john the one

Some ****ty mackelmore. Wouldn't mind of it was Gary Moore or something. She's a **** head

Boskowski

Its pretty much up there alright. You have my sympathy.

johnayo

john the one wrote: »

She is so inconsiderate. If I had a knife I'd stick her

Maybe it's not the knife that needs sticking in her!!!!!

Senna

I know, I hate people who pay for music on itunes, have they never heard of torrents?

john the one

Senna wrote: »

I know, I hate people who pay for music on itunes, have they never heard of torrents?

Nice name, isn't senna a laxative?

Senna

john the one wrote: »

Nice name, isn't senna a laxative?

Yes, I'm a little backed up at the moment

SamAK

Senna wrote: »

I know, I hate people who pay for music on itunes, have they never heard of torrents?

Yeah, because no-one makes music, it just falls from the sky. No effort made at all to produce it.

(Sarcasm)

Don't be such a cheap bollix

thecatspjs

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

I'll be your wife and I'll bring my couch.

Problem is I don't have female genitalia and there's a strong smell of feces from the couch.

But look, beggars can't be choosers and I'm getting kinda excited now about our new life together.

Huh, I always thought Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo was a girl's name. I learned something today.

kneemos

thecatspjs wrote: »

Huh, I always thought Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo was a girl's name. I learned something today.

Quite surprised as well.

MonaPizza

john the one wrote: »

Sitting here on the couch watching the father damo father ted and the OH keeps playing 15-20 seconds of songs she is getting on iTunes on the laptop.

I'm just about to put my foot through the jaysus laptop

You're not too bright are you?
I was watching a television programme whilst lying on my couch. The phone rang and my girlfriend answered it and proceeded to yap during my programme. After a few hand signals and about 20 seconds I eventually told her to STFU. She told me to go out of the room if I didn't want to hear.

I took the cordless FCUKING phone out of her hand and threw it into the bedroom and told her I would take the TV out of the room if I could. Cordless phones allow you to leave the damn living room and fcuk off and yap to your mate on the jacks if you want. TWIT!

Getting back to the issue at hand....your OH has a "laptop"! It's portable...much like a cordless handset. Take it out of the room and demonstrate to her that it works in another room. Failing that smash it to pieces.
If she then smashes your telly to pieces....kill her. She's too stupid and selfish to be anyone's OH!

fr336

Down with this sort of thing!

DrGreenthumb

Make her a cup of tea, ah go on,

then lace it with some dreamy sleepy nightie snoozy snooze,

then have some jungle music playing when she wakes up and if she ever does it again put her head through the wall

ardle1