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Bald man pregnant with gay smoking foetus

  • 20-01-2014 5:16pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭


    Does posting on the internet make you stupid?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Are you alright? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭dobman88


    old hippy wrote: »
    Does posting on the internet make you stupid?

    You answered your own question with the thread title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Well this is just the best thread title ever :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Well this is just the best thread title ever :D

    Tomorrow's Daily Mail headline.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    As a follicularly challenged individual I'm both shocked and appalled by this statement. We have been oppressed by a Hair-normative society for too long every time we turn on the TV we see evil bald villians and thugs being beaten up by Heroic figures with long flowing locks.
    Do you know who had a good head of hair? Hitler, do you know who was a slaphead, Churchill that tells you everything you need to know about this issue!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Thread title made me laugh anyway but I am more concerned with the prevalence of 'roid fueled bald men in pornos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    It's a very strange story, but we should have some sympathy for the guy - he might be bald due to chemotherapy or something rather than just naturally evil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    A sh1tstorm approaches


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    dobman88 wrote: »
    You answered your own question with the thread title.

    The thread title is parodying the kind of guff and nonsense people digest and regurgitate on a daily basis. Jeez, do I have to spell it out? :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Terry1985


    old hippy wrote: »
    Does posting on the internet make you stupid?

    There seems to be correlation based on post counts alright.


  • Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    old hippy wrote: »
    The thread title is parodying the kind of guff and nonsense people digest and regurgitate on a daily basis. Jeez, do I have to spell it out? :rolleyes:

    If only everyone was as principled and rational as you. A Moreian Utopia would result.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,116 ✭✭✭Trent Houseboat


    It's a very strange story, but we should have some sympathy for the guy - he might be bald due to chemotherapy or something rather than just naturally evil.
    It was probably caused by vaccines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    Rhetorical thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I question the science of this. How do they know the foetus is gay??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I question the science of this. How do they know the foetus is gay??

    It was raining when they conceived.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    jester77 wrote: »
    It was raining when they conceived.

    I stand correctified.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Rabelais wrote: »
    If only everyone was as principled and rational as you. A Moreian Utopia would result.

    LOL, sure it would. Everyone would be an esspresso drinking champagne socialist, right? I mean, if only everyone was a pink wristed bleeding heart liberal like me, the world would be goddam perfect and all.

    Free Palestine!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Old Hippy, you always come across as being really sanctimonious on here.

    What is the point of this thread?

    It's nothing personal. It's just business.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Old Hippy, you always come across as being really sanctimonious on here.

    What is the point of this thread?

    I expect the intellectual 'high fiving' to begin any second....:cool:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    I expect the intellectual 'high fiving' to begin any second....:cool:

    Actually padd, this is A honey trap designed specifically to ensnare you. All I had to do was put the word "gay" in the title. MWA HAA HAAA HA HA HA HA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Old Hippy, you always come across as being really sanctimonious on here.

    What is the point of this thread?

    He is a sanctimonious old soup-turreen right enough, but in a largely constructive way. We need the likes of the Chronologically-challenged Beatnik around the place, if only to prevent people like me turning the whole planet into a F1-standard racetrack. Rock on. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    As a follicularly Challenged individual I'm both shocked and appalled by this statement. We have been oppressed by a Hair-normative society for too long every time we turn on the TV we see evil bald villians and thugs being beaten up by Heroic figures with long flowing locks.
    Do you know who had a good head of hair? Hitler, do you know who was a slaphead, Churchill that tells you everything you need to know about this issue!

    But, but professor Xavier was as bald as an egg! He was like super cool good guy that made other good guys good and stuff!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    But, but professor Xavier was as bald as an egg! He was like super cool good guy that made other good guys good and stuff!

    "made" being the correct word here. He made people do stuff with his mind. If that isn't a warning against mind control, I don't know what is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Is the bald man carrying a gay baby, or is carrying the child of a gay.baby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭Spike Witwicky


    Something something something ... castrate the fcukers!!!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    The gay smoking foetus may be breaking the law. Is a "womb" or whoever the bald man is storing this unborn child considered an indoor work space?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    When is he due ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 A. Rasher


    nelly17 wrote: »
    Rhetorical thread.
    rhetorical, hmm?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithi1970


    I blame it on those public sector workers,with their 400 day annual holidays..wait, what was the question again??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    old hippy wrote: »
    The thread title is parodying the kind of guff and nonsense people digest and regurgitate on a daily basis. Jeez, do I have to spell it out? :rolleyes:
    Well, yeh... For those of us who haven't the foggiest notion of what you were initially saying.


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