Dead Pet Disposal

Sir Osis of Liver.

How would you get rid of your dead pet?

The reason I ask is because I owe the vet 40 euro for dead cat disposal.

Would you bury him in the garden,go with the incineration,throw him in the brown bin or something else?

Angry_Mammarys

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

How would you get rid of your dead pet?

The reason I ask is because I owe the vet 40 euro for dead cat disposal.

Would you bury him in the garden,go with the incineration,throw him in the brown bin or something else?

Garden job deffo... id feel too sad simply disposing my pets body.

Fr_Dougal

When Fluffy died I flushed him down the toilet.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Apart from the fact that my heart would break into 50million pieces, I'd probably bury her in my back garden.

She definitely wouldn't be ending up in the wheelie bin anyway :eek:

Pang

Get the vet to cremate, but if I had a garden I would bury them.

wazky

Hang it over the gate or nailed to front door, keeps riff raff and ticket sellers away.

Optional: a wooden sign with 'not natural causes' scrawled on it hung around the neck for added effect.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

When Fluffy died I flushed him down the toilet.

Be great karma if someone does the same to you

jacksie66

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PeteEd

Findus, lasagne or crispy pancakes

PizzamanIRL

People put their dead pets in the wheelie bin?

Would you throw a dead human relative in a skip?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

When Fluffy died I flushed him down the toilet.

Worst fish name ever.

Fr_Dougal

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

Be great karma if someone does the same to you

Not really. It would be great karma if I came back as a goldfish though.

MonsterCookie

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

How would you get rid of your dead pet?

The reason I ask is because I owe the vet 40 euro for dead cat disposal.

Would you bury him in the garden,go with the incineration,throw him in the brown bin or something else?

My 14 year old Labrador will not be with us forever so I've been considering this a bit lately.

My preference would be to bury her in our garden for sentimental reasons, when the time comes obviously and not before!

There are also pet cemeteries that offer burial and cremation;
http://www.petcrematoriumireland.com/

The Backwards Man

Just bury the poor cat in the garden.

whupdedo

Throw them up on the tree in your neighbours garden, it can be aright bastard to get them down out of it

humbert

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

Be great karma if someone does the same to you

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

People put their dead pets in the wheelie bin?

Would you throw a dead human relative in a skip?

I have to say I find people who see animal welfare and human welfare as equivalently important very disturbing.

Daqster

Obviously I wouldn't let it happen in the first place!

I would just send my pets off to the beautiful sunny farm in Colorado if it they got sick, where all sick animals go.

Just like my pet did when I was a kid and is still there now :mad:

monty_python

Taxadermi??

Fr_Dougal

monty_python wrote: »

Taxadermi??

Why would a dead animal need a taxi?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

humbert wrote: »

I have to say I find people who see animal welfare and human welfare as equivalently important very disturbing.

My comment was tongue-in-cheek. But putting a dead pet in a wheelie bin is disgusting, imagine the smell.

RobbingBandit

Brother would be getting a nice boxed gift for his birthday, complete with a meow, hiss mp3 card under the "gift".

wazky

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Why would a dead animal need a taxi?

Well it wouldn't be fit to drive anyway.

NuckingFacker

I bring them outside and batter them off my car - enough to cause damage. I then sue the bollix off the owner for the damage their uncontrolled pet caused and use the proceeds to pay for a huge headstone. Originally, I thought this was a dead cert get rich quick scheme as well as providing a great memorial. Sadly, it has proved somwhat unrewarding financially and I no longer am on speaking terms with the pets owner. Or the cars owner, for that matter.

Stained Class

How could anybody put a beloved pet into a wheelie bin?

Hole in the back garden. Dignified ceremony, mindful of the fact that that this not quite like when Gran died.

Rover/Fido/ Skippy etc can still be part of the scene, if only to grow roses.

LETHAL LADY

I've too old fat dogs with not long left in either of them. I'd like to bring them to a taxidermist and get them mounted and I have the same stipulation for myself in my will.

PizzamanIRL

humbert wrote: »

I have to say I find people who see animal welfare and human welfare as equivalently important very disturbing.

It's your pet though, not just a random stray.

Daqster

Stained Class wrote: »

How could anybody put a beloved pet into a wheelie bin?

Lola would like an answer to that question too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlTaU3TUDY

Sir Osis of Liver.

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I've too old fat dogs with not long left in either of them. I'd like to bring them to a taxidermist and get them mounted and I have the same stipulation for myself in my will.

Consider it done.

Not so sure about the dog mounting though.

Daqster

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I've too old fat dogs with not long left in either of them. I'd like to bring them to a taxidermist and get them mounted and I have the same stipulation for myself in my will.

What if the taxidermist isn't into necrophilia though?

cade

My brother has a tank filled with Piranha; So far they've proved adequate at the task, though it was only one of their brethren that they disposed of thus far.

anncoates

My cat died a few years back and I was pretty cut up about it.

I buried her up in a beautiful high spot beside the reservoirs in the Dublin mountains overlooking the city because she was always a roamer and loved heading up into the fields.

the_syco

If buying your pet, you'll have to bury it 4 foot underground.

My westie was cremated, and is now in a small wooden box which has a photo of her from a few years back, situated on a table near her favourite sunning spot

kylith

I don't have much of a garden that I could bury them in, but I have a nice wooded spot picked out for when the time comes. Somewhere her ghost can chase rats for eternity.

Mariasofia

Dog that died is buried in the back garden
Fish is down the toilet
Neighbours bird that died had been reborn and tweeting in the kitchen to be returned tomorrow.........hope its the same colour
:-D

meoklmrk91

Don't have a back yard to bury them in, I'm a renter and wouldn't feel right burying my pet in some else's back yard, I would probably go with cremation.

Fred Swanson

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banquo

I once genuinely Googled "Can you clone your dog."

whirlpool

Sounds like the sequel to Dead Poet's Society.

stoneill

jacksie66 wrote: »

Ya I'm the same. We buried our dog max in the back garden a few years ago. After 15 years it broke my heart to put him to sleep but it was for the best...

Your buried your dog and then put him to sleep 15 years later?

Ted_YNWA

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Brother would be getting a nice boxed gift for his birthday, complete with a meow, hiss mp3 card under the "gift".

Schroedinger's cat theory with sound effects

Pherekydes

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

People put their dead pets in the wheelie bin?

Would you throw a dead human relative in a skip?

You're going to publish your pet's death in the paper, aren't you?

And have a funeral in the back garden.

"No flowers please. But bones are acceptable."

MonstaMash

http://www.goldenpages.ie/taxidermists/

5live

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

My comment was tongue-in-cheek. But putting a dead pet in a wheelie bin is disgusting, imagine the smell.

Sure it wouldnt bother the cat, she is dead already;)

Meangadh

Aw now I really miss my dog

She was the best little thing. A hug from her made everything better.

PizzamanIRL

Pherekydes wrote: »

You're going to publish your pet's death in the paper, aren't you?

And have a funeral in the back garden.

"No flowers please. But bones are acceptable."

If I had a pet.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Give them to the local chinese restaurant.

EuskalHerria

Well there's your answer. Boards comes through again.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Our place is so rocky, you wouldn't be able to dig deep enough to bury an animal.

If I was ever to die at the same time as my dog does, I want her in the coffin with me. She's my best friend.

Zimmerframe

A catcopter ??


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

donutheadhomer

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

How would you get rid of your dead pet?

The reason I ask is because I owe the vet 40 euro for dead cat disposal.

Would you bury him in the garden,go with the incineration,throw him in the brown bin or something else?

Just post it to Joe Duffy

Joe Duffy
Liveline
RTE
Donnybrook
Dublin 4

Teyla Emmagan

All of ours are buried in the back garden of my Mam and Dad's. We've our very own pet cemetary. I think it's illegal now, but hey.