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You step in a time machine and arrive on 10th September 2001

  • 07-01-2014 4:50pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,123 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    How do you prevent 9/11?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Go to bed and cover me head and don't get up till sunday

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Call Batman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Prevent it?? I'd invest every cent I could lay my hands on in gold.

    Shot up through the roof on Sept 12th.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I don't, never fuck with the past

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭whomitconcerns


    well lets see..i was in Pittsburgh...so I could have phoned someone, been arrested, questioned, made a suspect, and prevented nothing, I guess...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Kill Hitler


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    That's my 24th birthday. I had a terrible hangover that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    If Terminator has taught me anything, its that this kind of thing just happens, you cant prevent it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭burnhardlanger


    "If you know the building that's about to blow up.......Press One......"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Make a phone call to the FBI warning that there'll be an attack. Be really specific to give it the best chance of being taken seriously.

    Not much you can do after that then except to put all your money in Google and houses and remember to sell the latter in 2006 and the former in 2012.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Not a lot you could do.
    Might as well go somewhere interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭kkhornet


    I'd find my past self and tell me I'd have a half day the following day and not to bother with homework


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I pay some hobo to ring the fire alarm at 8am.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Erect massive trampolines in front of the twin towers, the planes will just bounce off them.

    Because that's as likely to happen as your time travel idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Invest heavily in Haliburton and Blackwater shares.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,359 ✭✭✭DubDJ


    Kill George Bush /conspiracy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Boulevardier


    My first thought is that if you started ringing the authorities they would ignore you before it happened, and arrest you after.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    I'm not sure screwing with the timelines would be a good idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    Probably phone in a bomb threat on the towers. Say I have left a bomb on the 80-90th floors of both towers. I imagine the Pentagon would be harder to convince. Id try a bomb scare there too but I doubt they would give me too much notice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,666 ✭✭✭tritium


    Prevent it?? I'd invest every cent I could lay my hands on in gold.

    Shot up through the roof on Sept 12th.

    This, or back against airline shares and other related industries.

    Think about it- if you go around screaming about this and it happens you'll spend the next 12 years being waterboarded in Gitmo. The world got realbparanoid real fast after sept 11


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    How do you prevent 9/11?

    arrive where exactly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    Visit the Twin Towers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    I'd go see Michael Jackson concert, New York Sep 10th 2001


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    If it was possible to avoid capture/stay anonymous I'd call in bomb threats to Logan, Newark and Dulles airports and to the WTC and Pentagon. As a second step I'd try to make the FBI aware of Messers Atta et al


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dayton Thundering Peddle


    biko wrote: »
    I pay some hobo to ring the fire alarm at 8am.

    This plus staying anonymous would probably be the best bet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    gramar wrote: »
    arrive where exactly?

    Clonmel of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    I'd demonstrate my time machine to the FBI/CIA to prove I'm not crazy, and explain what was about to happen. But then I realise I forgot what the flight numbers for each plane was, and it would probably still happen.

    I should really memorise those flight numbers huh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    bluewolf wrote: »
    This plus staying anonymous would probably be the best bet


    Still means lots of firemen showing up to certain death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,070 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    Go look for Mark Zuckerberg, give him every penny I have to help him invest in new ideas. Have him sign a contract in which I receive a 10% ownership of any future companies he creates.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭lazza14


    OP you haven't read 11/22/63 have you ???

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Would also dress up a lizard person and go dance with those Israelis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    I'd fly to NY and phone the CIA and tell them I just heard some guy on the flight, who looked like he was from the middle east, saying that: "tomorrow morning America would pay for the suffering they have caused us" and how he spoke about hijacking planes and flying them into the twin towers. I'd give them all the names them I can remember being involved and say I heard them being spoke of.

    I would then stop by the Central Perk cafe and bang Rachel, and later go and see the Jackson 5 reunion concert that was held that night also.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dayton Thundering Peddle


    Still means lots of firemen showing up to certain death.

    I'd have thought if there was nobody to rescue they could wait outside?
    Hmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    old hippy wrote: »
    I'm not sure screwing with the timelines would be a good idea.

    Butterflies, butterflies everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Obviously if you have a time machine you would be going back prepared, ie with names of all involved that day, the flight details and numbers. So I would call my own boob treats on those flights ,and give the names of the terrorists
    also, kill the source by giving names times and details of flights and having the guys picked up before they board


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'd buy a load of camera equipment and be ready to film the whole thing for sale to the media.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    So I would call my own boob treats on those flights

    Now that's inflight entertainment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    I would say nothing. Let 9/11 happen.

    I would then spend the next decade becoming the richest man in the world by investing in stocks and start up companies that now are worth billions.

    I would also collect the 25 Million by telling the Americans where Osama is hiding.

    Edit : I would also do something good for the world, like preventing Justin Bieber happening . He is already alive but I could come up with something .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    'How can I profit from misery, destruction and mass murder'.

    *sigh*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I would run into the towers with hot dog's strapped around my body screaming alah ack bah, with a button switch i made from playdoe and a bottle cap. There fore causing a high alert situation for terrorists and cause both towers to be evacuated thus creating a time dilatation where in two earths existed one where 9/11 never happened and one where the cia/fbi succeeded in a false flag attack giving the government free reign to invade other countries under the guize of preventing terrorism.

    Obviously then at this point i split into two people, one being arrested and taken to a secret police prison where in i am tortured about my time traveling ways resulting in a country manipulating the time space continuum for their own ends. I then escape and start a rebellion against the united states of time and space, ironically becoming an actual terrorist.

    Ow the irony.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    'How can I profit from misery, destruction and mass murder'.

    *sigh*

    Doc Brown himself said that changing the future can have dire consequences.

    Might as well get rich.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Ring George Bush

    Oh wait yeah sorry that might not work...

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I wouldn't do anything to prevent the attack in NY anyway. Probably just use the information I know now to get rich


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    Found a social internet site and call it facebook....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    'How can I profit from misery, destruction and mass murder'.

    *sigh*
    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it if you just try harder.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 120 ✭✭Chefrio


    I'd do and say nothing as I wouldn't want to break the temporal prime directive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    How do you prevent 9/11?

    What terrible thing happens that is so bad that we should want to prevent November 9th?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    'How can I profit from misery, destruction and mass murder'.

    *sigh*


    You don't have to go back in time to do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Seriously though nobody would believe you and would probably arrest you. America, y'know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    I'd do absolutely nothing to change things , that's one big butterfly you'd be stomping.

    What I would do is make a nice trip to Pakistan , nab me some bin laden and claim the reward money.


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